Where does a general keep his armies?

They say a womans work is never done.

Maybe thats why they're paid less.

Man who run in front of car feel tired.
Man who run in back of car feel exhausted.
Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

A bull is grazing and stumbles across an unexploded grenade. It promptly eats it. What is this called?
(SPOILER)Abominable

Thirty seconds later, the grenade goes off. What is this called?
(SPOILER)Noble

I don't get that one.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

A bull is grazing and stumbles across an unexploded grenade. It promptly eats it. What is this called?
(SPOILER)Abominable A bomb in a bull.

Thirty seconds later, the grenade goes off. What is this called?
(SPOILER)NobleNo bull.

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Oh.

That's pretty funny.

A ranch dressing bottle tops over. What is this called?

(SPOILER)An Avaranche.

What do you call a man with a spade?
(SPOILER)Doug

What do you call a man without a spade?
(SPOILER)Douglas

What do you call a man in debt?
(SPOILER)Owen

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
(SPOILER)Jack

What do you call a man with three eyes?
(SPOILER)Seymour

What do you call a man with sports equipment?
(SPOILER)Jim

What do you call a Brazilian man with a rubber toe?
(SPOILER)Roberto

What's brown and sticky?
(SPOILER)a stick.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
(SPOILER)Hmm, here come the elephants over the hill.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses
(SPOILER)Nothing, he didn't recognise them!

:D

I saw the original jokes thread by [strike]Laddy[/strike] Beer Gut, and I decided to revive this old beauty :D

Here's one I made...

What's more intense than a category 5 cyclone?
(SPOILER)Camping.