This award is either the dumbass award or the egomaniac award. Neither of those are compliments so I am thoroughly offended to be nominated for this. As such, I am going to track you down and gut you using a sharpened pencil. Once your entrails are on the floor, I will strangle you to death with them whilst headbutting you into a fine paste.
Now I should preface the rest of this speech with the admission that I have tried to rep myself. Not only was my post smurfing amazing, but I was testing if it was actually possible.
Sure Jiro, you say,
that's a convenient excuse. But what do you think would happen if Peegee was allowed to rep his own posts? Think about
that for a
minute.
Yeah that's smurfing right. I just saved your lives, so be grateful. As for the rest of the nominees, well...
Hang on a minute. They're all male. What is this, you think women are
too smart to rep themselves? You think women are
too modest to rep themselves? Hmph.
Let's see who Award Guy says is the winner. But remember: I
will kill
you
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