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Aren't you forgetting the secret weapon in the secret room that doesn't exist that I just made up?
I...actually don't know any tDJ members except Satsu.
Time is kind of kicking my ass today; played twice as long as usual and still don't have enough usable screenshots for a proper update, so here's what I have; next update will have to be the last--I checked guides and there's not enough content left in the game for another week's worth of chapters
Chatper XVI: This Chapter Sucks And Is Short
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/00skemp.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/01tonepoke.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/02scho.jpg
Off to the get the final tablet, which, as promised, is in an underwater cave.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/03undersea.jpg
GDI, more gargoyles; but with 9 of the Elite Weapons of de Ownage, it's easy to knock them out in the same round
Inside we find some dwarves who provide us with much-needed screenshots
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/04spider.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/05magma.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/06tradition.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/07town.jpg
Naturally, there's a fight at the tablet..
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/08goon.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/09we.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/10thongs.jpg
eww.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/11third.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/12meteo.jpg
There's only 3 Elite Weapons left, so no sense screenshotting their aquisition.
There was no dialogue whatsoever in the Walz Tower.
Next, it's off to the Jachol Cave to get into a secret entrance to Bal Castle...time to get that treasure that wasn't attainable before the worlds merged!
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/13pokeball.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/14trap.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/15odin.jpg
Saw that coming
Bal Castle is pretty much the same as we left it, except without Galuf and Cara.
Oh, and one other minor difference
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/16/16newking.jpg
King Lunch they call him. The most delicious king ever!
That guard is as bad as Galuf; he seems to be a big influence in the gourmand world.
Citizen Bleys, you only have one course left to you: provide witty commentary and fluff out the story, because we have to get to the end. This is a train, and people do not get off trains. Well, unless they crash and die.
I'm not sure I want to know what the thongs of chaos do.
It is a sad day when the end is near, but this has lasted several weeks now. Now you need to find amusing translations for other games!
ReloadPsi is already doing one for FFVI, so I think I'll leave this paradigm alone for a bit.
It obviously was not a trap.
Thanks for being patient with me when I ran out of time. So, as a special reward, I wanted to do something nice for you. Instead of waiting for the next time I had set aside to do an update, I made some time for a super duper ultra fun MEGAUPDATE two days early! More than twice as many screenshots as any other update before!
Chapter XVII: Denouément
When we left our heroes, they were about to board a black chocobo and head to the only part of the world where the airship can't land. There, we find a mysterious tower with 29 freaking floors.
At the top, we meet an old friend.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/00killed.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/01tycoon.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/02similar.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/03where.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...explosives.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/05fire.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/06wow.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...threeyears.jpg
FLASHBACK TIME!
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/08sixteenth.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/09imeant.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/10butdaddy.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/11escape.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/12stopme.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/13tower.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/14murderous.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/15knifed.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/16rig.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/17horrible.jpg
*weepy-eyed*
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/18what.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/19pokeball.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/20phoenix.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/21bluff.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/22mystery.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/23immolated.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/24fire.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/25male.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...edthemboth.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/27walkdown.jpg
North of there is a mountain. Oh, it's the same damn mountain we walked through the first time we needed to get weed for a hiryuu.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/28challenge.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/29nicetry.jpg
And then...
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...wasnofight.jpg
That's right, there was no fight. He just said okay!
With that done, it is time for the final showdown with Tzepish. If we can get to him. There's only an entire fortress filled with elite goons to fight.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...herewecome.jpg
Inside...
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...earthquake.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...wrongagain.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/34ourdomain.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/35his.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/36tired.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...idvacation.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...prettygood.jpg
Galuf's got a point. That is a really good deal. What is Mugenjou, France or something? Wait a minute, never mind, they haven't surrendered even once
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/39nowhere.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/40goodthing.jpg
It doesn't take us long to find a goon squad member.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/41we.jpg
We? I only see one of you.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...ofhopetome.jpg
If you haven't been paying attention to the filenames of these screenshots, this would be a good one to check
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...truenature.jpg
He (she?) was a pushover, by the way.
Further in...
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/44path.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/45where.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/46standing.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/47dontsee.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/48invisible.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/49deal.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/50stairway.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/51lose.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/52juices.jpg
Good deal.
Inside Mugenjou proper, we meet an old friend.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...diggernick.jpg
And kill him.
Finally! The final battle! Which is actually kind of ironic since we're only about a quarter of the way through this update!
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/54tzepish.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/55yep.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/56crap.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/57trouble.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/58truepower.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/59goahead.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...dsnotpower.jpg
Your true power sucks, Tzepish. It sounds like another one of your famous long-winded speeches is about to start. That's not true power, it's just a lot of words
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/61disappear.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/62truth.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...owtouching.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/64consumed.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/65research.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/66fade.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/67homework.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/68dorks.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/69school.jpg
Hey wait a minute, I was just like those dorks!
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/70transform.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/71tree.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/72what.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...firstthing.jpg
Am I the only one that thinks this is a better explanation than the one that was actually in the original game?
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/74destroyed.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/75stalin.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/76suckthis.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/77bal.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/78pirates.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/79whocares.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/80awesome.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/81regret.jpg
Finally, Tzepish shows us his true power and sucks us into a vortex with a quick spell that I missed my chance to screenshot after I hadn't saved a state since the start of his long-winded speech.
Meanwhile, in the vortex:
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/82dorgann.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/83hello.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/84hell.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/85welcome.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/86promise.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/87awkward.jpg
Awkward.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/88nowarning.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/89sorry.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/90goodcause.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/91hereweare.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/92escape.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/93rift.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...elongshere.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/95righthere.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...belonghere.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/97murdered.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/98eachother.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...oreourtime.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/100pact.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...pportunity.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/102eight.jpg
You know, this might just have been worth the trip to Hell. It'll be much easier to cut down Tzepish with 8 people.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/103screwed.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/104nine.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/105escape.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/106father.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/107fight.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/108test.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/109enemy.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/110amends.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...esponsible.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...tirelytrue.jpg
Dorgann is off the hook!
I have now exceeded the maximum number of images that the board will allow in one post. We are a little over half way through what I have, so I guess I will have to double-post the rest. I bet that makes WesLY happy. Does that make you happy, WesLY? Screw you.
Speaking of off the hook, time for a Galuf love-fest for no reason.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...offthehook.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/114twice.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...confession.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...andhedknow.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/117xenosaga.jpg
Tzepish has got no business complaining about a scene dragging on after his many, many hannibal speeches
Anyways, FIGHT TIME!
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/118dammit.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/119levelled.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/120notfair.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/121time.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/122ownage.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...EAKALLCAPS.jpg
AND I SPEAK ALL CAPS
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...perversion.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...oflability.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...ckandwrong.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/127lookatme.jpg
OK, let's have a look.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/128lastform.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...sumeyouall.jpg
Impressive! No, not really. Four seconds later, Tzepish is dead
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...ronglegend.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...otherworld.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/132heal.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/134escape.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/135cara.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/136numbnuts.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/137again.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/138reward.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/139crystal.jpg
No, our reward is to have our superpowers sucked out to reconstruct the fricking crystals.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/140restored.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/141how.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/142rift.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/143dumbass.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...nddaughter.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/145eternity.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/146propose.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/147again.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/148hiryuu.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...oreawesome.jpg
Why do I get the feeling that "more awesome" has nothing to do with why Galuf wants to wait?
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...diabolical.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/151exist.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...ngtheworld.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/153ourworld.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/154right.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/155cara.jpg
The letter reads...
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...megahiryuu.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/157unable.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/158moogles.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/159woman.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/160phase.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/161cult.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...akableevil.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/163ruler.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...4poisoning.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...fcharacter.jpg
So much for Unne being immune to Spoof
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/166babies.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/167mountain.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/168lair.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/169robot.jpg
Later...
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/170grave.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/171revivals.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/172moocher.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...eiwantback.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/174noway.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/175flowers.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/176wait.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/177here.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...irrelevant.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/179crapped.jpg
How, uh, sweet?
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/180question.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...reyougaluf.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/182yougotme.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/183gdi.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/184spoof.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/185cameback.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...6fouryears.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...onsiderate.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/188grown.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/189weeks.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/190won.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp...1oneperson.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/192player.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/193lame.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/194getout.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/195atrocity.jpg
Well, that's all from me, but Tzepish would like to say a few words in parting.
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/196author.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/197debacle.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/198punk.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/199designer.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/200regrets.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/201excuses.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/202burnout.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/203support.jpg
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/204long.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/17/205fish.jpg
Well, it's been a wild ride. I hope you've had as much fun following this as I have playing through it for you. Just imagine, this whole shebang never would have happened if I hadn't joined the CK competition on a whim and been forced do to actual work in order to stay into it.
If you've enjoyed this abomination of a thread, remember to set your posts-per-page setting to maximum so you can come back and File->Save as (Web Page, Complete) lest this thread go the way of this one and this one.
Citizen Bleys Maynard, signing off.
Jolly good show, Bleys. :hattip:
You are bubbling with enthusiasm, huh? Good getting this far already; it takes a lot of prt scr taps to make this many screenshots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Oh you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
That would have been pretty epic, to have one long contiguous battle with the goon squad. It would have turned into a mini-Tower of Kefka, the tower being composed of corpses of previous goons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Bloody brilliant explanation, really. The only time I feared a gigantic tree previous to this was when I encountered one in Dark Souls and he decided to knock the floor from under me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Kalilung stared at me in disgust as I completely lost composure over this. Really, blaming everything on a tree, Dorgann? At least blame the coke and hookers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
New Luv Luv couple, huh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
So this was pretty great.
Hasn't this already been done?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
If it has, I feel left out on the horror. We can improve this.