There is a better chance of Jimmy Savile raping my hairy arsehole than there is of me taking time out of my busy life to participe in any way in this glorified popularity contest. Less of the PMs Robert you slag.
Actually while I'm here, Let me save you all some smurfing time.
Sexiest Female will be one of the new girls that the nerd hoard wank over so that'll be Tara (smurfTarded) or the other one who's name escapes me but is fiesty and boarderline likeable..something to do with tits and final fantasy. Alice or foa should be winning this thing every year but somhow they do not.
Cutest Female/Male is an arbitrary award given to ppl who are not funny, not hot, not anything but slightly younger OR you feel sorry for them so you all say "awww *pinch cheeks* yer a wee trooper, chin up soldier".
Sexiest male always goes to the boarderline attractive sycophant who's eternally nice to the point of nausea, best male qualifies by all of the above but has the unfortunate burden of being an ugly bastard.
Funniest member will be Psy. Dont vote for anyone else you may as well print the name you were going to vote fopr, set it on fire then piss the smurf all over it.
Most Helpful Member should be retitled Member Most Desparate To Become Staff.
Most Missed Member is just an excuse for whiney nostaligic bell ends like Wesley to harp on about how the past was better and now everything smells of trout.
Evilest member is rarely evil but in fact the member that everyone still likes but says smurf now & then.
Best Artist/Writer/Poster Are awards no one cares about but the winner and losers. They see it as a justification for their verbose quasi-poetic ramblings or their crayola scribblings that vaguely resemble a blonde kid with a bastard sword. When in reality they should be taking a long hard look at their lives and start making changes.
Best newbie/veteran/Regular is a filler that no one gives a smurf about. Along with the rest that aert arbitary fillers.
Best Cids Knight...I've no idea who is still a Cids Knight except Shiney & Sarah Pike & Rantz. They'll all good people. They can be my friend and will escape my wrath.
The rest of you can go smurf.
