I feel incredibly violated by where Raistlin's head has been.
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I feel incredibly violated by where Raistlin's head has been.
I told you all my boobs are magical!
ahahaha cuch
that hat, the jaunty angle, i'm almost disappointed Huxley won. Almost.
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Yes, *~*Celes*~* I can indeed believe it. That is generally what wrestlers do. Wrestle each other.
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Oh, we're friends. That's good. It's good to have friends. :) I guess her telling me to go off script - THE DEFINING MOMENT IN MY CAREER as she called it - makes us friends? Incidentally, not even Psychotic gave a smurf about it.
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Heh, best man. I see what you did there, iamagod.
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I'm glad we're friends, ~*~Celes~*~
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We're such good friends I even briefly asked the referee to check if you were okay...
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...before slamming you into the announce table some more.
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Yep. Ours is truly a lasting and beautiful friendship.
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Is it me or is iamagod getting a reputation for being a serial woman beater? Look at her smurfing face.
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Well maybe if you stopped putting people in crazy ass hardcore flaming table barbed wire matches of doom, you wouldn't have this problem. Just sayin'.
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Why does everyone think $100 is such good money? smurf me.
Well alright let's see what happens, I'm in pretty good shape after my good friend didn't really offer much in anything outside of bleeding profusely.
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WOMEN CAN'T REFEREE :argh:
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Oooh, intense. And, as it happens, yes, yes I am!
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My match is against Levian. I think of what a pity it will be to have to punch his handsome face. I land several punches on him, he lands one slam. Just one.
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And of course he immediately goes for the pin and that bitch Nikki smurfing screws me. A loss after 57 seconds. Poor iamagod is a laughing stock... AGAIN!
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Time to smurfing settle this trout once and fo... what? What are you standing in? Is that a road block, or....? What?
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TALENT!
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Joke for BoB and Dan: You'll neeeeeeever waaaaaaalk aaaaaagaaaaaaain.
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Oh, I hope you weren't attached to that road block thing Nikki. Personally I think putting your face through it has improved both your face and the roadblock!
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This is a submission match... and since Psychotic changed my gimmick, I have no smurfing submission moves. This broken game. Oh well, I'll just do... whatever the smurf I just did to her. That looks... wrong.
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Is it me, or is she smiling? She is enjoying being pummeled.
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She enjoys iamagod wielding a meat cleaver a lot less. As soon as he picks it up, she takes off running over the barriers!
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You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time. Sooner or later iamagod'll cut you down.
Yes. Yes this is wrestling and yes I did just slash her with a meat cleaver.
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Yep, she doesn't... look so good.
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And that's the truth, kids. When you fight with knives, nobody wins. :colbert: Oh yeah, that's the end of my Nikki feud. :)
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Oh, nothing to report. Okay!
A meat clever, ffs. xD
Not to completely derail the suspension of disbelief in this thread, but real life wrestlers starting out in smaller promotions and the like are lucky to make $100 a night. Hell of a payday for doing something that will leave your body broken and your brain damaged by the time you hit 50. And that's if you're one of the lucky ones.Quote:
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I must crush your face! /flex
Meat cleaver. Oh bloody hell. xD
Ahahaha weight watchers xD
This is decidedly the best caption in the thread.Quote:
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Well, that escalated quickly.Quote:
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I refuse to believe I am not better at grappling half-naked men. I demand a rematch!
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Pantz, fed up of not having a belt after it was stolen by General Chat, defects to The Lounge and swears allegiance to Del Murder.
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He's either saying "I demand a title shot right now!" or "Aha! A fellow hat enthusiast!"
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"If you want a title shot, you will have to prove yourself in a match against a considerable foe... Me!" or "We will have a hat match! Winner gets both hats!"
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Jinxmark, apparently enraged at their recent loss to Highland Fling, are beating up Mr Shauna backstage!
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What a horrible assault! Matt and Shauna are due to fight Locky and Phil tonight for the tag titles. He won't be in good shape for that match now!
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Shauna stumbles upon her fallen partner...
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It's a trap! (Sorry)
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Don't worry folks, she's had hangovers that are worse!
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This is considered an uneventful evening in Glasgow anyway.
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At least she will have a soft landing!
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I think it's safe to say they won't be fighting anyone tonight.
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The mystery fighter now turns his attention to the chat room, with Tigmafuzz his foe.
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As with his match with Laddy, the unknown warrior starts off powerfully.
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Tig proves to be stiffer competition though!
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From that face I am wondering if the competition is the only thing that's stiff...
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"What do you mean a tv show of me just standing around for two hours is boring?"
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The masked wrestler finishes strongly though, suplexing Tig firmly into the canvas.
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The match ends the only way it could have really, and another win for this mysterious interloper.
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Lonny bob takes to the ring. "As the referee for this upcoming match, I have some sad news. Matt and Shauna are too inured to fight. However, Jinxmark have kindly agreed to step in at such short notice! The winners will defend their titles at the screen name tournament against the Shaunas though, to make up for them missing this match."
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"I am also saddened to hear that Pantz has left us. I do not want to see any more if our talent leave... Psychotic, I want my belt back! You have something of mine, so I took something of yours! That's right... seen Quin lately? Well I have him! You and me, one on one, at the Screen a Name Tournament! Winner gets both the belt and Quin!"
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The match begins with the fight you've all been wanting to see... Locky vs Jinx!
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Sam kicks it off by punching her in the tit. Y'know, as you do.
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Locky soon claims the upper hand though!
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Denmark tags in to take a blow to the jaw.
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Phil comes into the ring right as Rob slams him.
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Locky enjoyed that one do much that she randomly busts out the jazz hands.
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The Slutty Lawyer show. Bear in mind that weapons are against the rules!
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Denmark is dumped out if the ring and through the announcers table!
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As the Aussies move in for the kill, they don't realise that Sam is perched up high on the turnbuckle, ready to swoop in like Batman.
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A full-scale brawl erupts outside the ring.
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I couldn't get a screenshot as I wasn't really expecting it but Locky twatted Sam with her briefcase... Disqualified! However, titles cannot change hands on a DQ, so what does this mean for the proposed showdown at the Screen Name Tournament...?
Well, I hope you've both learned your lesson, Pike and Cuch. :colbert:
This thread is the most magical of threads. I am saddened by the Scots being beaten up backstage but I am pleased that they will have their chance at revenge in the ring.