I want to make a new thread.

26. If oranges were onions they'd turn brown after being left out in the sun.

If oranges were onions I wouldn't like them nearly as much as I do now.

I had a black string necklace with a little dragon on it. Unfortunately, while I was drunk on my birthday I pryed the necklace against the side of my face and snapped it in half. Dumb, dumb, dumb...

*just realized this thread has something to do with necklaces in some apparent way*

I sometimes wear my dogchains with my navy seabag lock on the end...yay for individuality I suppose.

Oh and on rare occasions I walk around wearing my "girlfriend's" cross necklace which I exchanged my ring with...yeah, you heard me a cross...I'm a terrible person.

Go eat a curb.