...What if?

Then .... I'm soory I don't know what you're talking about.

What if I knew what he was talking about? :{

Then we'd all know what he was talking about

What if your head turned into a Giant peach?

Then I'd stay as far away from all guys named "James" as I could(my bro's name is James too XD).

What if the hokey pokey ISN'T what its all about!?!?

Then my whole life is based on a lie!!!!!

What would you do if your best friends head suddenly turned into your favorite food in front of your very eyes?

Then I'd run from all the peach lovers in the world and use my huge head to sail to the North Pole.

What if you could be one videogame character for one day?

EDIT: Whoops, hehe, that was odd. ANyway, I guess this ones next.

Originally Posted by devilmaykickass:
What if the hokey pokey ISN'T what its all about!?!?

Then I'd cry from being lied to for so many years.

What if you could be one videogame character for one day?

Then I'd be Akuma from Street Fighter, cause hes just the shiznit.

What if I dated your mom?

Then I would be Vincent :p

What if this thread got closed :p?

Then I'd be sad.

What if the Matrix is real?

Then we would be in it right now :p

what if god were one of us? xD

Then HOOTERS would be God.

What if I dated your dad?

Good Luck!

What if you were suddenly surrounded by the Lady Marmalade 4 (Mya, Lil' Kin, Pink, and X-Tina)

Then I'd ask them the age old question of mine "What the hell does 'GITCHY GITCHY YA YA DA TA MOCA CHOKA LOTTA SEY SWA' mean?".

What if I spamed every forum on the net besides this one to hell?

chaos: Then I'd make you a Moderator!

Rubedo: What if I never came to EOFF?

Then I would of never read anything you ever typed.

What if a 20 oz. Dr Pepper costed $20?

Meh. I'd drink something else.

What if *I* never joined EoFF?