XD I just read through this entire thread, and i lol'd and lol'd. "Keyheart?" COME ON.
That is an incredibly pathetic display of imagination. In fact, it shouldn't even count as imagination.
I have seen 5-year-olds with more creativity than SM.
I assume that as soon as he reads it, he will become all offended and attempt a pathetic argument to defend himself which will have absolutely no use.
SM, you have no creativity, and if you are planning to write some type of fanfiction, save yourself the time and just stop on it now.
"Keyheart, Goodman?"
W. T. F.
Stupidity to highest levels.
Offended?
Deal with it. I'm simply being honest.