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I was a potato once.
So I made a full pitcher of Margaritas last night, Tara had one glass, I had... the rest.
Jeebus.
I'm still threatening my ex with death if he doesn't give me his recipe for his margaritas. Ugh. Asshole.
Sam and I are going to a wedding tomorrow. Said wedding will have an open bar. Woo.
open bars are so baller.
My cousin had one at his wedding. I was only 19, but I made my sister get me drinks all night. We got shmammered.
Take video.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
I disapprove of the lack of drunk wedding posts =/
Yes, I look forward to another Chuck E. Cheese like animatronic video with those two.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodTake video.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
We are looking at a venue that will cover $2,000 of open bar costs. We gladly accept that challenge.
I remember when I was hanging over at Mike Reynolds' house (he was our hookup for pot) and I went up the road to buy some Heineken
On my way back, a group of African gentlemen passed by me, one of whom posed the practical question "Ey, man, can I buy one o' yo burrs?"
:) I politely told him "No thanks"
I felt like Gene Wilder
Rantz and I are playing the New Girl Drinking Game.
Rules so far are take a drink when Nick makes a face. We'll both be drunk ten minutes in.
Maybe we should do something similar with Supernatural. I have a few ideas about how it would work.
Not sure if it would make it more or less scary for you though.
When it gets to the goofy bits we can! I don't want to drink when I'm scared, I'm too busy clasping my hands over my eyes while simultaneously trying to allow the smallest peepholes possible.
It'd probably be too hard to come up with good cues for the scary parts anyway since most of them are pretty different. But I figure drink any time the Impala is on screen, or any time they whip out their dad's journal should do nicely for the early stuff. Maybe add in Bobby calling them idjit's when he shows up.
Shot shot sh-shot shots!
Sam and I have both been working a lot lately and we both have tomorrow off.
Booooooooooooze niiiiiiiiiiiight
face THERE'S A FACE
AND WE'RE DRINKING
Rob and I are about to play a drinking game
The rules are "drink every time ____"
It's a pretty broad drinking game
Should last ten minutes.
I just took a muscle relaxer with a hard cider.
I mistook the drowsy eye on the bottle for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion, what can I say.
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We ended up having like 2 drinks :( Need better rules next time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
alcohols and mario parties
who the hell needs a drinking game to get drunk?
Amateurs man.
I'm trying to get drunk atm. Dunno if it'll happen tho.
I don't know what you were doing but I was drinking the whole time!Quote:
Originally Posted by PantzWe ended up having like 2 drinks :( Need better rules next time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
He just doesn't want to admit he's a lightweight.
Denmark's going to get the ingredients for alcoholic Butterbeers. Getting drunk Harry Potter style, yo.
Well yeah me too but I mean drinks triggered by the rules we set!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyI don't know what you were doing but I was drinking the whole time!Quote:
Originally Posted by PantzWe ended up having like 2 drinks :( Need better rules next time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
my hair is now blue
Firewhiskey XD
I'm pretty sure that's just code for moonshine. Lol
If two people are drunk and they hold a blanket in front of them it's totally true that no one on the other side has any idea they're kissing behind the blanket. It's true I promise.
awwwwww kissing blanket nerds
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Busta Rhymes just popped into my head
thanks.
Hands were on the blanket!
Something has to hold it up.
Nerds don't do that :colbert:
I was so drunk Saturday, that someone got me to try something called "Fish Shots". I love fish, but OMG! It was horrendous.
I'm drunk. I want to be moar drunk.
the ten hour version is better
I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW!
Here is to drinking and making phone calls that are mistakes that drive your life into depression! :bro:
Yeahhhhh drunk. Ish. Kinda pissed that people bailed on us..... But whatevery. I made and amped up ass chuckin hot wings so there's that.
Huxley is introducing me to Southern Comfort. This will be interesting won't it? (all I've ever had before are wussy girly fruit drinks)
SCORE! Gettin' some fun stuff on Thursday. SO. EXCITED.
I will be home alone for 4 days and yeah.
You'll be alright. SoCo is still a wussly girly drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
This is probably true. Things that I drink:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou'll be alright. SoCo is still a wussly girly drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
wussy girly fruit drinks
Southern Comfort
Pretty sure something that's like 37% is a bit stronger than a 3% alcopop you kissless turbonerdQuote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou'll be alright. SoCo is still a wussly girly drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
How much stronger than everclear is it, turbonerd :greenie:
I never said it was, loser :greenie: Not that you ever touch anything except gin so you can shut up.
I also commend you on your unique ability to insult in an original and not at all derivative manner :greenie:
I drank everclear before I turned to gin!
I commend you on your unique ability to remain a general turbonerd and drink SoCo like a girl :greenie:
No one drinks Everclear straight or likes it, Sarah. :colbert:
Jesus god in heaven, I didn't drink it straight.
Jesus god in heaven indeed.
Then who cares what you drank if you still mix it?
Okay, you go ahead and try to guzzle down everclear without mixing it.
(you know ily)
They don't sell the 190 proof Everclear here, but I've taken Bacardi 151 rum straight and it wasn't that bad. My point is that drinking Everclear isn't tough if you still mix it down to be drinkable, so you're still girly. :*
If you've never had it, you can't tell me it isn't tough :aimkiss:
Whatever makes you feel better, sweetcheeks. :p
ITT Sarah gets told.
Screw everclear and 151, ya'll need to get blind off some moonshine
Uh...I had everclear straight a few years back. Not TONS of it, but way more than I should. The bottle said don't do it, and I took it as a challenge. Yeah, I used to TRULY drink like an idiot, so go ahead and lay it on me if you want.
I was already drinking some stiff drinks that night, and I remember it tasting like crap. In about a minute or two, I was amazed how it felt like I did a few hours of drinking in just a few sips.
I after finishing my 8th can of only the finest Irish beer, now I'm onto my mothers Casillero Del Diablo that she left in the fridge. I know I have no work tomorrow, and I know this is wrong but it has never tasted sweeter. Such a good grape this.
I'm playing with my boyfriend's tattoo gun.
Can someone please tell me how to get this back screw piece to stay connected to the right part of the metal? I can't get it.
It's been a while since I had anything stronger than wine, so one glass of the Ardbeg I bought to celebrate my new and improved payday was enough to make me pretty buzzed. Now to try out some Hop Stoopid IPA.
Nox don't tattoo and drink, that's an awful idea!
I took a quad-shot of 1800 Resposo last night and it was fantastical. But now I'm just buzzing down from some tequila and cider earlier so I can drive a few blocks out to a friend's Halloween party, where I'll be significantly more drunk.
I found a pretty darned decent bar in downtown Raleigh. Live music and beer.
And a cute bartender to distract me.
damnit LC, that isn't conducive at all to my question.
I'm just drawing on practice skins so it makes no difference.
I used to drink151 on the daily.
Now? HELLLLL CHUCKIN' NO.
Screw y'all.
I'm ucking obliterated rigt now. smurfing Lour Reed reed this to me. Why did the have to die? I'm rying to writhg a song based on his memory. I had a dream years asgo that I wa recording music with th Velvet Underground, and I put it on my album. It's called "Lat Thing." Now Im' writing out the rest of the songs based on what Lou Reed I guess he would have lied. I don't know. I'm really sad and Drunk right now.
I look forward to hearing this song.
Rofl. I don't think Ive ever been that hammered while interwebbing.
Me neither. There's a first for everything. Anyway, it's exactly the frame of mind I wanted to have for this song. I wrote a couple really good verses and figured out what to play. In my dream, it was basically the "Oh Sweet Nuthin'" of the album we were working on, so I'm using that song as a frame of reference.
My original recording of the dream song is at the end of this album: Impaled Peach | Impaled Peach
There was more to the song in my dream, but that's all I remembered verbatim. I woke up and recorded it right away.
Hahaha. I'm feelin -great-.
Spirits on Halloween! Sounds appropriate to me :greenie: mixed up some of that leftover SoCo with cranberry juice and strawberries. It's good stuff.
It is way past haloweeny. Get with it guys.
If I get arrested it is the quacks fault. She told me to made bad decisions. It was step two of the recipe.
PLEF, you punked out. I don't wanna hear your whining. XD
I woke up in my underwear in a tree in my backyard.
What did you make me do last night Noxy?
I'm guessing she made you strip down to your underwear and climb a tree.
You said you weren't going streaking, bro.
I remember intending to not go streaking.
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol.
Even Link be partying in dis here thread!
Jameson was on special at the supermarket this week. I don't count on there being much of anything left of the bottle tomorrow.
Probably finishing the bottle this evening. Waiting for our local Chinese restaurant to fix the order that I asked for, picked up, walked home and opened, only to find they had gotten wrong. I am "that customer" in restaurants who will never hesitate to ask questions about the menu, or send back something if it is not what I ordered.
SPOILER AHEAD!!! TMI!!!
I got so drunk last night, that me and Victor tried something I never really thought I would enjoy. It's a passive comment. I walk funny today. :|
So I assume your cherry got popped?
I'm drunk.
Planning on drowning in blue vodka tonight.
christ, last night, oh dear oh dear. I was not planning to do anything at all, then I got a message asking me if I wanted to go out, out of the blue, from this girl I know. So I went out with her, we got really drunk, I drank many beers and whiskeys, and then we were just doing whatever but I don't remember how we got onto the topic but somehow I ended up drunkenly confessing my love to her for about half an hour despite the fact that she has a boyfriend. (in fact I'm pretty sure I told her that her boyfriend can kiss my ass because I am better.) I'm not sure how to even explain it but it was really, really bad. xD Then I kind of somehow came home but don't really remember much, but I woke up this morning and the light in my room was still on and my bed was covered in the trout I usually take off before I sleep like headphones, and a parcel from england etc that I'd just passed out in bed with it still on and somehow not ruined. and now I've spent the whole morning drunkenly giggling about what I did last night. I was also violently ill when I got in last night. I have to go to work in an hour and I'm still totally monged. :D
I got a bottle of royal Crown for christmas today for work! :spin:
Do you mean Crown Royal?
Yes :(
You hereby forfeit your right to drink such a magical elixir, please post it to me :greenie:
nooooo it's mine :(
I woke up with my head banging against the wall. The dress was the weirdest part.
getting drunk and playing Awesomenauts multiplayer is like... legitimately the best thing, highly recommended to everyone
also my win ratio is like 80% right now get in :smug:
She probably was already drinking when she made the post. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
Mt new girlfriend got me a fifth of bourbon...wish I could share
I am Cola drunk, and playing some awesome games. But i bet all here have that moment :cool:
BEEEEEERRRRRR.....
lmao. Too bad my dad is limiting me.
Vodka + Monster = delicious
Want to go get beer but Tornado.
I'm not kidding, it's like the Damn wizard of Oz out there
Drinking and Mirror's Edge
never again
My new gf bought me a bigass bottle of bourbon
I love everyone now
Word to your mother
Has beer. But almost out....
Probably has more tomorrow...
My ex is in Dallas... He's bringing me homemade Sangria at some point.. yay.
To find this thread is an achievement in itself - listening to DMX, top class. Plastered out of my mind.
i plan to be drunk most of the time from now until 2014
i've gotten a good start
Hahahahahaha DMX. Winning!!
I'ma be his boozy floozy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
WWe're the Three Best FriendsQuote:
Originally Posted by JinxI'ma be his boozy floozy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
And We'll Never ever ever ever
Leave Eachother
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
went to wegmans today and got a craft beer variety 6 pack. this is what i'm drinking right now. it tastes good but it packs a kick (9.2% abv). pours like milk, too
i want that beer
the beer i had was troutty and didnt get me even tipsy. i miss alcohol
i'm on my sixth hard cider for the day
i think
-_-; my dad bought a 30 pack that I went in on and he's trying to limit me
NO DAD. I WILL DRINK THAT 30 PACK AND ENJOY IT.
I just thought I would share with you all that they make beer in 16 ounce cans. smurf yeah.
I'm drinking The Poet ? New Holland Brewing ....It is amazement.
this was the 2nd of my craft beers that i had. it was really good.
Who's drinking with me in #eoff tomorrow night for New Year's?
I would, but I am partying on down tomorrow night.
That being said, I'd be completely out of it by the time y'all are starting the drinking. xD
I am also partying down tomorrow! I might make a guest appearance at some point!
Also, had three hard ciders and decided to crack into my holiday champagne a night early. :3
I won't be drinking, but I'll probably hang out in chat as I watch Stardust. So I can sort of be partying with the chat people despite my lack of drunkenness.
We're totally gonna end up in chat, probably.
given that my new year's will be over by the time yours begins I might join you shorty
I would be pleased to receive your company, dearest!
Don't worry, I doubt I'll be drunk at all in chat myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer
I am certainly up for a wee bit of the creature meself, though I don't know if I'll be able to stop by chat.
I'll be there tonight. For sheezy. Only getting a little drunk because I have to stand duty tomorrow morning.
I'LL BE THERE.
And I'll be getting drunk.
In fact, that's about to start in either right now or an hour or so. mwahahaha. I'm not eating anymore for awhile and I'm gonna shotgun beer (I've only had a spinach salad & some doritos today. XD) so that should work. I hope.
I have rum. I know, big surprise, right. But one of my rums came with a pourer. So that is super cool. It is a bat too. Because Bacardi.
Also drunk chatting in the New Year.
I know I said I wouldn't be drunk, but I'm apparently a bit tipspy from drinking wine. I know it;s pretty earliy. Happy new years!
booze
Drunky drank dronk frak drooky drackeosaurus rex
Just so that everyone knows, alcohol makes Mafia amazing.
Also, clear rum sucks. smurf white rum.
I want aclohomols! ;_;
oh hey i can post in this thread agai.. oh, i'm sober again :(
So, I'm drunk right now and it feels kind of nice. I'm also trying very hard to type correctly. Wheee :kakapo::cheers:
I'm not drunk, but I have had seven shots of Johnnie Walker, so I'm much more calm and positive-minded than usual.
Revived
After a night of some light drinking with my co-workers, I find they care far more about my sex life then i do. This is hilarious, depressing, and kind of awkward.
it is australia day therefore time to drink and be racist
My best friend turned twenty one today and now I have a video of me drunkenly singing Only by Nine Inch Nails
now it is deleted but I'll forever be scarred by how terrible it was to watch it even once
cannot smurfing believe I lost that cards against humanity game you are all OFFENSIVE AND EXCELLENT HUMAN BEINGS
Cards against humanity is really great if you're always changing up the people you play it with but it's terrible when you play it with the same people too often. It's gotten to the point that when my friends come over I have to take all of their favorite cards out of the deck before they get here. Like "jerking off into a pool of children's tears" will win against literally any card and it was funny the first time but now it goes into the "never again" pile.
yeah but it's great when it's like jerking off into a pool of childrens tears versus kids with ass cancer versus the primal ball slapping sex your parents are having right now versus being balls deep in a squealing hog while firing a rifle into the airQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
What is this game!?
I has beer. Maybe on my bday I will has tequila.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyooooooooooo
bumpity bumpity bump bump bump
cause we find ourselves in the same old mess singing drunken lullabies
This is the drunkest I ever been in months. I am a moth flying in a flame.
I meant to dig this up the other night. But I was drunk and forgot.
I discovered apple bacardi and squirt it's so great!
I got the apple bicardi awhile back for gummi bear soaking but that turned out terrible. they turned into a huge solid gummy bear cube in the shape of the jar and i couldn't eat it because it tasted bad
Ih smurf I'm smurfed and it's only 7:30
I think it reflects poorly on us as a memberbase that this is one of the most consistently popular threads of GC.
Speaking of, my alcohol tolerance really isn't what it used to be. I'm three quarters into a nice wine and getting quite merry as I watch Game of Thrones. Joffrey's tolerance to wine appears to be even worse than mine, however.
wtf is a squirtQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Real classy. :(
http://i59.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2iibhbm.jpg
I was just going to say the same tolerance issue the other day but I forgot :( it barely takes anything to get me buzzed anymore.
It's a soda. Similar to Sun Drop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkerwtf is a squirtQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
My ex and I used to do tequila reposado and Squirt. lol
Been drinking quite a lot lately.
Ohhhhh man, these empty calories.
orz
It's 11 am and we have been drinking since 9 enjoying golf balls smacjed off hay beils. Country!
I do believe this will be the last year of my liver. More to come.
What's up with the drunk thread!
It's summertime, people, you should be drinking more
I am the drunk.
I'm getting dosed on cough syrup.
Better than nothing I supposeQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Jack & Coke is my drink of choice tonight.
Got a free one cause the waiter accidentally made an extra. What a bro.
Not full on drunk but I've got that light headed relaxed feeling.
I am about to drink six Kronenbourgs. This is about half what I would usually sink on a regular saturday night, but, as Psychotic would say, beggars can't be choosers.
last night i was trying to purposefully pee on a chair because i was mad about god knows what
i think that sums up nicely how drunk i was
Once when I was about fourteen I had a party at my house. I don't remember any of this but aparently I pee'd on my friend's jacket and threw it out of the window.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Basically, one of my friends didn't show up, and he had left his jacket at mine at some point before. Thing was, I wasn't really bothered at all, but still after much drink I ended up weeing on his jacket, throwing it out of the window and cursing his name while doing so...
Last night drank some Chardonnay at a barbecue. First time I got buzzed in 5 years had a good time so much for being sober but I think I have good self control, unlike when I was younger. Going to drink some more wine tonight with my girlfriend and maybe sing karaoke. It's the weekend! :D Hmm wonder what wine should I get...?
Chugging vodka and monster during the ciddies was a horrible idea.
I have no money but partying tonight so it's Frosty Jacks for me. For anyone who doesn't know, in Britain this is a cheap, 8% dry cider that you mostly see homeless people drinking on park benches.
I'm about to pour my first right now. But it's in a glass with ice in, and I'm mixing blackcurrent with it. So it's classy