Oh man, I really apologize for the rookie comments. They were purely designed to tick people off so that, if they were mafia, they would try and kill me. It made Uma Thurman try to kill me! :D
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Oh man, I really apologize for the rookie comments. They were purely designed to tick people off so that, if they were mafia, they would try and kill me. It made Uma Thurman try to kill me! :D
And yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the role claims are intimately linked, and it can be hard to believe it based on circumstantial evidence, but it's all we've got to trust at the moment.
PS I don't think we should lynch Arnold.
Well I thought Willis might be scum, I spent too much time thinking about that. It's kind of easier to decide who you don't think is scummy than who is. I felt pretty confident with myself early in the game, being correct on Seagal, Statham, Johnson, but I've been wrong ever since, so I don't know.
I think you're suspicious, Uma. Pretty much everything about you. To be totally honest, I would vote for you, but I suspect that Willis and Jackson won't, and I'm not going to stick my neck out again. Obviously, not after you all trying to chop it off for having a theory today. I don't have a case to make against you, I think everything suspicious about you, everyone already knows. I guess after that, Diesel is the most suspicious. I think he might be scum, more likely than the other two newcomers, but he hasn't come out and done anything big that's suspicious, just little things. I also think Stallone is just as suspicious as Ford, if not more so.
I'm not mad about it Jackson, I know a lot of that stuff is in-game. In all honesty, I didn't realize I was being so defensive about the newb thing or playing it as a crutch. I'm sorry for being a bitch. It's a game, no hard feelings.
Good enough for now.
##unvote:
##vote: Vin
Stop throwing stupid votes on me Thurman and answer a simple question as to why I am scummy. You've not presented a single coherent argument and haven't responded when I've shredded any reasoning you have to pieces.
Well, you don't have to, actually. I can keep making fun of you and your general incompetence throughout this game instead if you'd like. Your repeated "ooh, I'm going to lynch statham!" followed by " oh no i'm gonna pussy out" were pure comedy. I also quite liked "oh no, I'm going to DAYKILL SAMUEL... oops keke blocked!" and your "well better roleclaim! TO MAKE THE MAFIA KILL ME YOU SEE!" was also highly amusing.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
I mean, maybe I'm mistaking town incompetence for some fantastic scum play here. I don't know. :greenie:
Despite all my protestations that Uma Thurman was innocent yesterday, I'm not opposed to voting for her :jess: I simply wanted Bruce Willis onside to try and confirm her as scum or not.
##Unvote: [M] Harrison Ford
I don't want to lynch Ford. I don't think he's scum, so I think it would be a waste. I'm willing to listen to Vin Diesel, but I'm sure you can come up with something better than that.
If this is scum play it is among my worst Vinny boy! I've been trying to get myself killed so I didn't have to play this game during Finals week the entire game, but now its endgame so I may as well troll around. You're mafia because I said so and that's good enough for me.
OH YOU SEXY BEAST YOU. Look at you coming at me over and over. I'd say you have the hots for me ;) Mafia maybe not, but damn fun to yell at. Looking back throughout the day Jason Statham voted for you nearly every day. Too much to keep my vote, doesn't confirm you by any stretch of the imagination.
For now - ##unvote:
##vote: Ford
Also I'll change my vote as much as I want. I love the response I'm getting. I'll be dying, probably today if we don't win, but probably tomorrow if this game continues. Then all you sexually charged Uma lovers will be revealed.
Did Diesel lay out a reason for his Ford suspicions before now? Does anyone know? I'm looking for it but I can't find anything.
Nevermind, it's kind of spread out over several posts the last couple days. A lot of it is meta-info, and I'm going to ignore all that, but there's a few things he points out that are valid, not meta, and Ford's never defended. It's nothing huge, but I'm almost convinced. Almost. I still think too much of it is based on speculation. It's a risky move for Diesel, though...if he's wrong it looks bad, which means that it's less likely to be a scummy move. i.e. Lynching Ford isn't dirty, it just isn't smart.
I've been looking for it, but I don't see any reason from Vinny on Ford.
That being said, I can't determine who I should lay a vote on. Sam and Bruce are obviously pretty innocent to me, so they're off the radar, for now. However, Arnold's refusal to roleclaim does hint a bit of suspicion on him, but clearly he has done enough to not deserve a lynch.
Vinny, however, seems the most scummiest. He's acting rather defensive and that kind of behavior tends to be scummy at worst. Well, I know who to vote for now. It may change later though, but no guarantees.
##Vote: Vin Diesal
And what is it I am meant to be defending myself against? I've heard no valid claims and accusations. All that has been tabled is an argument that I am scum because I was an added player to the game at the same time as Jet Li, a confirmed townsperson. That is hogwash. Valid flaws have been pointed out in that argument. There is no guarantee that a member of the Mafia was added to the game. There should not be a distinction drawn between the thirteen original accounts, the "forgotten" Vin Diesel, the new comer Sylvester Stallone and the late comers Jet Li and myself.
If we are meta gaming now, and I would prefer that we find something more substantial than that, then my guess would be that it is actually Vin Diesel that is the most likely to be the Mafia player. The suspicion was laid on him from the beginning; his account was only remembered because his scum mates were missing him. That is a weak argument, but it seems to match the pathetic arguments made against me.
I am the Priest. I cannot cast a lynching vote, the majority vote. So we test my role claim today on the most suspicious person - I vote Vin Diesel - and if he does not hit majority thanks to my vote then I am confirmed and we can ditch this nonsense. If Vin Diesel does die, then I am clearly lying and Lynch All Liars comes into effect. If I am the Mafia member, I cannot win with today's lynch, so you have absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain.
I'd go along with that, if we can get the votecount right. Anyone know the votecount?
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Originally Posted by [M] Sylvester Stallone
Ohhhh, delicious and delightful. I see you've never played mafia with me before. Being "defensive" is what I do. I prefer to call it "telling people they are wrong, making fun of them, then pounding those rascals into the dirt with a series of angry-sounding posts" but I guess tomato/tomato. Yeah, I just called you a rascal. Deal with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Sylvester Stallone
Anyway, to rebut your delightful point, what, pray tell, is a townsperson supposed to do when someone repeatedly slaps a vote on them for no apparent reason? Sit there and take it and then get lynched? That doesn't help a god damn thing. Look at Craig yesterday. He just gave in and that helped precisely... nobody. Is that what I should be doing, Stallone? smurf you, I'll never change.
But, defensive? Not really. I'm doing that now, sure, and it's fun! wasn't then. Nothing has actually been levelled at me. If I was accused of something, you bet I'd smurfing defend it. All I am doing is asking why I got a vote. And, you know, it sort of helps the town to know why people voted for people. In your mind this further defence may make me scummier but I couldn't give the slightest of smurfs. I'm doing what a good townie would do. And what an asshole would do. I like to combine the two. :)
"Defensive = scum" = one of the worst arguments I have ever seen in mafia and I wish people would stop it. ...or not, because it means I get to make posts like this. AND THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
No, there haven't.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Harrison Ford
Well, there is. We're freaks. Deal with it.Quote:
There should not be a distinction drawn between the thirteen original accounts, the "forgotten" Vin Diesel, the new comer Sylvester Stallone and the late comers Jet Li and myself.
Oh, and it's not "you and Jet Li came in at the same time", that's an element to it. The main crux is this. The game should've been balanced in its original set up. There was no guarantee four extra people would sign up. Thus, with the four people, the game would need to be rebalanced, and extra townspeople should be counterbalanced by an extra mafia. Three Vanillas, one Priest. Odd. Man. Out.Tough titties.Quote:
f we are meta gaming now, and I would prefer that we find something more substantial than that
So what you're saying is that the only people who can get replaced are mafia because nobody cares about town. Incorrect. I like that you made up a gibberish argument and then tried to compare it to mine to prove a point. Nice technique. Proves smurf all, sorry.Quote:
then my guess would be that it is actually Vin Diesel that is the most likely to be the Mafia player. The suspicion was laid on him from the beginning; his account was only remembered because his scum mates were missing him. That is a weak argument, but it seems to match the pathetic arguments made against me.
Nice plan. Let's do it. With yourself. It's all very well wanting to sacrifice me, but if you're true to your word... you shouldn't have any fear of putting your own neck on the line, should you? :greenie:Quote:
I am the Priest. I cannot cast a lynching vote, the majority vote. So we test my role claim today on the most suspicious person - I vote Vin Diesel - and if he does not hit majority thanks to my vote then I am confirmed and we can ditch this nonsense. If Vin Diesel does die, then I am clearly lying and Lynch All Liars comes into effect. If I am the Mafia member, I cannot win with today's lynch, so you have absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain.
Let's do this then. As a man of God, I have no fear.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Vin Diesel
OH OH, nice twist. Seriously that was smooth as trout.
I think that we should vote out Psychotic just because, well he'd love it so so much. Wouldn't it be just the best thing to ever happen!?
No, but seriously, Ford's plan sounded good, and Diesel's is even more solid. Ford, agree to it?
I've never said you should change. If you're the last remaining mafia, of course you'd want to be acting like this to survive. I'd do the same myself, just so I can survive. As for Craig, he gave up because of multiple factors in his life, so it didn't do him any real favor.
I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to switch his vote to me. Only Arnold. If you mess this trout up, I swear to God, I'm going to go Old Testament on you.
It looks like there's 2 votes on Ford, I'll be the third then he can do his thing. Someone will need to get Laddy's attention or something or...wait how do we confirm this? If it's true, Laddy will just....not show up. How long must we wait? In any case.
##vote: Ford
##Vote: Harrison Ford
Balls of steel and I can only applaud. Mafia vs Town aside to one second, that is a fantastic response and I must salute you.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Harrison FordLet's do this then. As a man of God, I have no fear.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Vin Diesel
And now we wait, and pray. :joker:
And now we wait.
I just hope Ford's not a Mafia Nuke...if he's the last mafia lynched, he just kills everyone--nobody wins.
Honestly, town or mafia, that is a brilliant thing to do. If he's town, he sure put me in my smurfing place. If he's mafia and he's just killed himself... what a smurfing way to go. If he's a mafia nuke then he would deserve the victory!
This is a game themed around action heroes, badasses. It would not seem right to go about this any other way. I see no difference between casting this vote on myself or on another player. Things will turn out the same regardless.
Now, in the meantime, should we discuss other potential suspects?
Well if it's not you then...Stallone? META-GAME FTW! :cool: That or Thurman.
Arnie is sound as pound in my book. Willis is even sounder. Jackson is okay, I guess.
Of course, if it's not you then I suspect then the person in the noose will be me anyway so, y'know :monster:
What is the current votecount? Does Harrison's vote "put him over"?
Seriously how does this work, do we get Laddy's attention, will he come in and confirm?
Either way I don't guess I'm going to get to be here for the confirmation/destruction. I'm pretty confident that Ford's with us, I was from the beginning, but I wish I could be here for the fallout.
I'll try to be back before the end of the day. My non-existent vote is for Diesel if/when Ford pops good guy, if that helps any.
I highly doubt the Mafia Godfather was added post-start. I think Stallone, Willis, and Jackson are fine. Arnold's roleclaim worries me, but we didn't lynch a goon and actually lynched a cop based on roleclaims that made us uncomfortable.
What is it about Arnold's roleclaim that makes you uncomfortable? I think it's pretty obvious what he is so we may as well just say it, because whoever is mafia has probably figured it out too.
Despite the obvious contradiction here, my argument against meta gaming was simply because I find it - generally - in bad taste. It cannot be helped, though, that our game was launched in a non-standard fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Harrison Ford
I am under the impression he is claiming to be the Beloved Princess. That role would make more sense in a larger game, or one with only a 3 man mafia, but I cannot think of many other roles that would be disastrous for the town to lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Vin Diesel
That was my thought as well. I think the town losing is hyperbole, but I agree that with 4 mafia and a serial killer, it seems a highly unlikely role. It's also a role the town would feel hesitant about lynching and would consider protecting which of course makes it an ideal claim.
I will say for Arnie that I thought the way he accused Dwayne Johnson seemed legitimate, however, which is what I have based my thinking on.
I agree, but we have reached a point where nearly everybody's actions can be interpreted as pro-town and anti-town. It is difficult to pinpoint the true source of evil. I'm sure things will be easier once our Game Master returns.
Harrison Ford was on his way to retrieve some ancient golden something-or-another, when a giant ball of stone rolle and flattened him because I have a class coming up and too much time.
Harrison Ford was a Vanilla Townie.
Night time. 12 hours. Send in night actions.
As night ended, the body of Vin Diesel was found, mutilated. Looks like the aliens got him while the sun was down. Did anyone catch this Pitch Black reference? :colbert: It feels forced. Anyway,
Vin Diesel was a Vanilla Townie played by f f freak and later Psychotic. Day 8 begins now and will last 24 hours. With 6 left, it'll take 4 for a majority lynch.
##Vote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Either Arnold or Uma Thurman dies today. I'd safely say that Sylvester Stallone is what he has claimed to be, but I doubt both of the others' roleclaims.
I really didn't want to see Vin Diesel go down because I wanted his assistance today, more than any other day. Strange gambit by Harrison Ford to try and get him lynched, but probably better that he took the noose himself as it stops us wasting a day lynching him now.
I'm counting on Brucey to pull off some magic tonight. But we should have the numbers in our favor.
Sir, it has been nice knowing you.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Who's sick of Sam running trout?
No more gifs to hide behind?
It doesn't even matter if I'm mafia. Uma, Willis, Stallone stay true to each other. Kill me tomorrow if you must. I'll vote for myself if I have to. But we cannot stand for it anymore. We do it because we must. We do it for us. And we do it now.
For great justice.
##vote: Samuel Leroy Jackson
Well we've found our last scum. That was easy.
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Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
It was obvious from the beginning. Willis saved you so you're a good guy? You guessed there was a "third party killer" so you have to be a doctor?
Uma, Willis, Stallone, if you really think I'm mafia, let's go over some numbers assuming I am.
Today: Lynch Jackson
Tonight: I kill one of you.
Tomorrow: You lynch me and win.
You want a role-claim? I'm the Fairy smurfing Godmother, and I can grant you one last wish.
And since I'm the best smurfing Fairy in the whole smurfing Fairyland, it's a twofer.
You get to kill Sam Jackson, and you get to win this mindsmurf of a game.
I'm not sure what your game is mothersmurfer, but I'm still gonna give you credit for trying to take me down. Your roid rage might be responsible but damn if it ain't just one of the most entertaining things I've seen all day.
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Oh look, Arnold Schwarzenegger is butthurt because his attempted kill on me the first night didn't work. :jess: I'm the second best chance this town has to win, and you're ready to piss it down the drain. But you know what, Arnold? It's not about the winning or losing. What really matters, what's really memorable, is the moment.
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Whether you are scum or you have gone mad, I will see you hang. You should not kill if you aren't prepared to die yourself. As the functional Doctor in this Town, I have been trying to keep people alive all game. But I will bleed for victory if it must be done.
##Unvote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
##Vote: [M] Samuel L Jackson
Your move, mothersmurfer. Who wants to hammer the Doctor? :aimsun:
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You can take your credit to the grave. It's not getting you trout here, but it might get you a penthouse overlooking a lake in hell.
Nice try, patchy, but we've already seen that move. And even without the gifs, they did it better.
You don't understand, Arnold. I don't care. I have already won. Regardless of the outcome, I will be remembered. You are just the sad, pathetic Godfather who couldn't lead his family to victory. Try again next time; you might have better luck then, without Samuel L Jackson to ruin your plans.
Oh I know. I know all too well. I was here, remember? I saw it all. :jiro:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Maybe that's true, and maybe I don't care about being remember. Maybe all I care about is justice. And I will see it served.
remembered* dammit
I don't know what mutilated concept of justice you're holding onto, but I suggest you get some functional arguments if you want to convince the town to lynch me well and proper. A rookie until the very end, Arnold.
I don't think you saw anything. I think you were too busy making sure everyone saw you. Hoping they wouldn't see through you.
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You can do better than this, can't you? Really now? I feel a little bit sorry for you. Until now, you'd actually done an okay job. I guess I'll take it back; you will be remembered, as the fool who decided to throw himself against the mighty Samuel L Jackson. At least you will be able to gloat tonight, kept warm by the thought that you have "beaten me." I would have expected you to understand like the rest do, that I cannot be beaten. I cannot be defeated. I am invincible because you cannot stop me from meeting my goals.
Look at it this way, and hopefully your rookie skills can understand: if are the Godfather and you die tomorrow, Town wins and it is all thanks to your attack on me. If you aren't the Godfather and are, in fact, just an idiotic Town member trying to strut his stuff endgame because he's been pointless all along, then you have handed victory over to the Mafia and you can take 100% of the blame.
Simple, really. You lose no matter what.
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As for Samuel L Jackson, he wins regardless.
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Does that make you mad, Arnold? You mad? Super jelly mad? It's okay. I would be too if I were you and stupid enough to come up against me.
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Don't run off Arnie, come try and antagonize me a little more. I'm having fun! Besides, if you don't keep spouting absolute bulltrout - "justice"? Really? Are you twelve? - I won't be able to use some of my excellent gifs that you missed so much.
Victory is in the hands of the rabbit and the chick with a sword. A pink haired has-been can't take that away from them. None of your bulltrout will take that away from them. Nothing I do will take that away from them. I give it to them because I can. I give it to them because I have to.
I think you'll find that you directly contradicted yourself. I think you'll find that Jason Statham also did this when trying to get me killed, and he flipped like a sack of Goon. Keep digging yourself a bigger grave, Arnold, 'cause come tomorrow, you'll be resting in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
My role is the Gif Collector. Keep feeding me, captain triestoohard.
Too bad you're better at posting gifs than you are at pulling off night kills.
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You apparently have no idea, and yet I thought that something had changed within you. I guess not. This is just incredibly disappointing. Why do I bother with you?
If only Vin Diesel were still here to explain to you why you are absolutely ineffective as a human being right now, Arnold Schwarzenegger. You are pointless. I just hope someone comes along to assist you in the only slight victory you will have had all game; even then it will still be a victory for me.
Also, I'm sure you have noticed, but there have been plenty of nightkills. Maybe not the most effective ones, but they're there. I don't know why you idiots shot at Daniel Craig twice, but I suppose a rookie wouldn't consider the possibility of a Nexus. It's okay Arnold, don't cry. We can't all be veterans. We can't all play a solid game as the loudest member of the Town and force the scum to target elsewhere.
Paying attention to the nightkills is probably the best place for your training to begin, buttmonkey. Especially if you're on the Mafia. I mean, seriously? Come on. You made this too damn easy.
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I know it is hard but we're going to go over some techniques for deciding nightkills. I know that you are a colossal imbecile, but work with me here.
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My mistake, there 5 left, 3 to majority lynch.
I thought this was a classic showdown between good and evil and then you said buttmonkey, and I can't have any respect for you any more at all. Why did you have to destroy everything we had going?
(Let's see how long the coward stands behind his vote now.)
Go ahead though, Mr. Jackson, I'm all ears.
First: The Potshot
It's night one. Nobody stands out. Nobody has made any hints at roles. What do you do? You take a shot in the dark. You pick an account with average levels of activity, because the louder a person is, the more chances they have to get themselves lynched. So you pick off one of the fringe dwellers, and nobody can pin it on anyone.
Second: The Incriminator
Player X has been gunning for Player Y pretty hard. They're both townies, because you're the dirty scum sucker. You shoot Player X, and suddenly, Player Y is looking pretty smurfing suspicious. Has the added benefit of potentially forcing a townsperson lynch. Double kill.
Third: Power Limiter
You spot someone talking about the Doctor, or the Cop. You shoot them. People who discuss roles like that are either scum or hinting at being it. If not, who cares? Townie still dies.
That concludes our first lesson.
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But professor Jackson, what if they're a Nexus?
I was always perfectly aware of what my vote would do, even if your small mind cannot process it Arnold. I should explain what a hammer vote is though, because you are obviously still just a rookie who doesn't get the complexities of the game. You should really have asked Nicolas Cage for some help, he is quite the academic and Citizen Bleys is one of my favourite players of all time (all time). A hammer vote is the vote that secures a majority lynch.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Samuel L Jackson
If you're gonna call me a coward, show some balls of your own some time.
Then you lynch them instead of shooting at them twice, you nonce. Jesus, you really are mentally stunted due to steroid use. Maybe no hope remains.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Clearly they don't speak English in what, 'cause you have no smurfing idea.
Right, because attacking the loudest and second most secure player in the game is a coward's move. ;)
There is a difference between brave and suicide, bucko. You'll figure it out one day, maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
As a courtesy: are you sure you're not using yourself up, you crafty old vet? Don't you want to save some of this for when there's people around to hear you? I know how much that means to you.
Hey, Teddy Roosevelt, what d'ya say we just cut these shenanigans now and end the day with a Sammy L Jackson lynch? I ain't got time to deal with mothersmurfers like this guy. It's a waste of my valuable time and having already won the game, I got better things to do.
I don't need people to hear me. They already heard me. They already saw my brilliance. It's done. Over. I win, Arnold. You lose. :jiro:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sure, but I've learned so much.
Hey, wait now, don't go spoiling my fun. This is my last day in the sun. Let me live a little.
Sometimes, even the best teachers are useless when they have terrible students.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Also, here's one more lesson, on the house: you don't know trout.
You're right. I probably don't. But I do know a mothersmurfer when I see one.
You get to live all night, so don't be sad. You've had 8 days with which to enjoy yourself. Don't waste your life waiting. Embrace it now, in the moment, before it slips away. I've had my fun already, and I'm not nice enough to want anything better for you, so smurf youQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Oh, come along now, Doctor! No need for that. We can be best frenimies till the very end.
frenemies*
I'm slippin.
My quota for frenemies has just been filled, so I don't need you, mothersmurfer. You better bring something better to the table if you want to convince me otherwise. Start gettin' these other jokers in to vote, perhaps, and we'll see how things pan out then.
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Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
pish tosh old bean. There's always room for one more.
All that matters is me and you. Let the others sleep.
See, now that's what I'm talking about. We're in this together, might as well be civil.
Don't disappear on me, Jackson. I can't zig if you don't zag.
You've managed just fine without me for the recent past :aimkiss:
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I don't get why you killed Vin Diesel. If you had killed anybody else - and everybody else was on the table seeing as I didn't protect anyone - then Vin Diesel would've been a hot topic today. Harrison Ford, bless his soul, thought Vin was the devil and died to try and convince us. Uma Thurman would've been a much easier target, what with a non-confirmable role. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but I guess that's the rookie in you coming out.
That's how we kindergarten cops roll, man. (thought you'd forgotten about me)
Do you have a headache yet? Cause it might be a tumor. Or it might just be me under your skin.
Diesel died, I'm sure, because you thought he was smart enough to figure you out, and you didn't think I was, and who's going to listen to Stallone, he came in late, and you knew you had Uma and Willis already in your pocket.
Except, I don't think you've fooled Uma like you think you've fooled her.
Vin Diesel didn't suspect me. I would have had no reason to kill him. If I was the Mafia, I would have killed Bruce Willis at the start because he's clever. Even under current conditions, I would have shot you last night, lynched Vin Diesel today, shot Sylvester Stallone tonight and then lynched Uma Thurman for having the only "non-confirmed" role. It's smurfing simple, Arnold. I applaud you for trying though.
It's a slow clap thought, right? Because we just wouldn't be who we are if it were otherwise.
I must say, you are rather brave. Risking the game on how much you think you've suckered the rest of them.
I'm not risking anything. I already won, Arnold. You said that yourself. Samuel L Jackson has won. Whatever happens, I am still the victor. I claimed a dozen different roles and the only people that bit have been dirty scum bags and Goldenboko. That's telling you something, ain't it? The Mafia can win and it won't be my fault, it will be your fault, and the fault of everybody who voted for Sigourney Weaver before Jason Statham.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ain't my problem, nigga. Ain't my problem.
It's negger, sir.
And it certainly was a long, fruitful career you made for yourself. You fooled everyone right up till...almost the end, and then you got caught. You can be proud of your survival up to this point, I won't try to take that away from you. But this one is all that matters, and your feint isn't going to work. I don't believe that Uma, Stallone, and Willis are all so blinded.
It was always a case of
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But I was fortunate to have my Unbreakable Man there, and now, to clean up the mess. But it's okay, because you're going to be lynched tomorrow and the Town is going to win. You came so close but you muffed it at the last. Oh, and about Uma, Stallone, and Willis not believing me?
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Willis maybe, but Uma was onto you before I was. You can keep your money, too. You'll need a new posse to go with your penthouse. I don't think your old one will care to see you since you sacrificed them and still couldn't pull off a win for them.
Did you notice the lack of night kill on night 7? Of course you did. That's why you're trying to lynch me. Unless someone else is trying to claim a protective role, you're the one trying to screw the town, Arnold Schwarzenegger. How exciting is this? I'm helping you get that one step closer only to completely bury you at the last.
Oh hush, as if I need a posse. I didn't kill off anybody, either. I was only involved in two lynches - Daniel Craig who was an utter madman by the end of things, and Jason Statham who was as dirty as a rat. You were involved in those two, so we're even, I guess, until you count the fact that you buried our cop Weaver, you buried Clint Eastwood, and you helped Harrison Ford step over into the great beyond. I'll give you the fact that you got Seagal, but that doesn't fix the fact you've killed more townies than you've saved.
Samuel L Jackson is always a man on his own, doing his own thing. It's just fortunate that my goals aligned with the Town's for the most part.
That should be Night 6, mind you. Oh no a mistake better lynch him :monster:
I guess you forgot that I kept the heat off Ford for days, told Diesel, Uma, everybody else who voted for him that he was clean. I voted for him when he asked me to, ostensibly to prove his innocence.
I buried Weaver, and I acknowledged it when I did it. Everyone knows she did that to herself, and plenty of good people and smart people voted for her too.
Slip of the tongue? It happens.
I guess you remember that you were going after Ford that day. When people seemed to be going after Eastwood instead...well, you got all on-board with that, didn't ya?Quote:
If we're going to lynch "randomly" until we hit someone, I would say we do Clint Eastwood, Daniel Craig, and Nicolas Cage
See the thing is, you do a lot of talking and finger pointing, but when it comes down to it you're too chickentrout to actually put your money where your mouth is. We're not blind though, Jackson. I'm certainly not.
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"Oh no you have caught me out! I was the Godfather all along!" Honestly, this has to be an elaborate joke. If it's about all the sweary gifs, then harden up you sack of trout. If it's about some sort of bad blood over you know what, then what the smurf is your problem. I honestly don't understand how you can be this stupid :hahaha:
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Don't worry though, this was only ever a temporary thing. But oh goodness you have made it so worthwhile.
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I knew, like we all did, that the plan was going to result in the death of townspeople. A complete mong would be able to figure that out.
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But let me clear one thing up: I was never, at any point, trying to get Harrison Ford lynched. I knew he was innocent from the first time he poked his devilishly handsome face into the thread. I trusted him even more than I trusted Bruce Willis!
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##Unvote: [M] Samuel L Jackson
##Vote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'll change it back once I get a second vote, I think people are a little intimidated right now. ;) This is a nice reinforcement that you're the one that's going to lose, though, Arnie.
Ohhhh, that one was elaborate. :cheer:
Oh there it is, I knew it was coming. I knew you were a coward.
read this
haha i win
also shut up mango i am going to help the town much more than you
yeah im starting stuff with you mango come fight me good
mango got them not!
facade!
facade!
then take from this never to go away for lunch
stay here
forever
the scum will win the scum will win~
they sang!!!
the town has won the town has won~
they sang!!!
for has not the town won already indeed it has but the town will win alone no scum to poison these pure waters~
they sang!!!
##Unvote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
##Vote: [M] Samuel L Jackson
you silly mango you know i am weak to provocation
well when the game started we all could win
but now only town may win
and so some of us must lose,
as we knew we must in the beginning
can they're been a lose with a whiner?
not!!!
clean up on page fourteen
as well as every after
and every before
for there is a traitor amongst us!
i been forgot my xDs so here are lots to keep them all company
xD
xD
xD
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xD
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if you want more ask and answer the riddle
you know the riddle
the riddle that goes
four legs in the morning
two at noon
and three in the evening
dont call it personal because i know its not but when you come back youll see that i made a selfish and ruined all your plansies~
then it is working!!!
i am the win thief!!!
i steal all your wins!!!
and give them to town!!!
so they have more!!!
why didnt anyone see this on day one i wonder
sneaky sneaky thiefies!!!
STEALIN ALL YER WINSIES!!!
oh no where did my english go
i say everything
what i should say now
tell me everything!!!
all your little secrets!!!
first mango arnold go tell us all your secrets!!!
let me show my worth all of you and say them all!!!
dont tell me i am going to make you win without the betrayer
you dont want him on your team its not fun
every one who help out town have to put songs here i go second
You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
Now can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...
another one for all of you
they say
they say the truth will set you free,
so why am i in chains?
they say
they say the best things come
the best things come to those who wait
who will wait for me?
id lay down my life
fall to my knees
if youd surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
who knows
who knows what right anymore
i dont wanna fight anymore
ive been fighting for too long
we will find a way
make our own
somewhere far away from here
dont look down
here i come
one day ill find you
and lay down my life
fall to my knees
if youd surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
if what dont kill you only makes you stronger
why do i still feel the pain
id rather die than have to wait much longer
this kinda living drives a man
it drives a man insane
id lay down my life
fall to my knees
if youd surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
so surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
oh no i talkin to mahself
or am i just thinking
its been so long in the dark with no one else that i can hardly tell the difference anymore
arnold will not respond arnold will not respond!!!
fruity basket man i am sorry for desking your head
<3
spam is meat you silly!!!
*one first day at school*
student - teacher where is speech 304 at
teacher - never end a sentence in a preposition
student - oh sorry teacher where is speech 304 at bitch
>:
its all politics!!!
i want the uma here so that we can argue too
maybe we have a threesome with arnold ;)
Don't want to slow your roll, man. Wanted to see how long you could keep that up.
I am very slightly disappointed.
he will join in i know it!!!
i will try not to argue with him so that you dont get massive things!!!
you wanna join in the sexkcs, sly i know you are innocent too
you put the dream in my reality~Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
im not messin with any heads nope!!!
if you think about it its simple
think think think
tap tap tap
dunk dunk dunk
idea!
someone ask me questions!!!
get ready for anal!
anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalGO
Kind of wanting all of them here, so everyone can get a vote in and we really know where we stand.
Also, I'm entirely sure I couldn't handle Uma alone, let alone the two of you.
dont you see cant you see it was never about you it was always about meeeee
i am the winner and i have been always you are a loser arnold no more chicken dinner
THERE ARE NO PIPES
=(
(that one was for Bleysie poo :aimkiss:)
THERE ARE NO PEEPS
MY PANTIES
OH GOD MY PANTIES
And Easter barely over.
also the plan will work i know why because i know you arnie and i know what you are and i know who you work with
did you know he works with you
i think i didnt know everything
now i see
multiple godfathers
Man, smurf you, I said I was a Godmother. I thought we were past the accusations.
i dont say that on the post where i say this
he cant be the last mafia ever
the mafia always got => 2
you know this
you playin silly
peachy for president vote peachy for president vote peachy!!!
vote vote vote vote meeeeeee
notaloon
notaloon
i know everything
notaloon
arnold just admitted that he is mafia godmother
its absolute
vote vote
This just isn't the same without gifs. You're just not the same man.
Slaphappy much?
Fairy Godmother, fool, get it right, or you get no wishes. I leave you a pumpkin.
fruits are all seeds so they are guys
yey homo
you are missing the point entirely you silly buffoonQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
make a smile for the town
town win
town win
this game will be
a town win
to tell about
woo i am contageiousnesser and we all haev my aids now
arnold there is a method to my madness the picture isnt good
There may be method in't, but you're not on't.
vote vote vote!!!
make a smile for the town
oh boy you have all my secret!!!
i dont know but you should get him good!!!
ill help!!!
with our paurs kumbainds we ar capin flooooruuup
hey someone tell me i wanna know who we got on the one for the yesterday when we had that other one because i dont think there was
I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.
stories over stories over the town has one!!!
get out of here nerdQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
And if the crab could go as backward as you, it'd have no need of a shell.
robot is the fanfare woo
i put the poison in both cups!!!
this is not as good as that other time that this happened
its been so long since i have seen the likes of you
it seems so wrong just giving credit where i know its due
how will i know when ive gone too far to come back home
i have found it feels much better when i have something left to hide
and if you dont mind ill make this disappear before your very eyes
but wait theres so much more
that was just the beginning
your so naive
wait till your trust gets murdered
will you still believe
its taking too long
the meaning is gone
the cross is too heavy to carry
and i cant carry on
how will i know when ive gone too far to come back home
how will i know when ive gone too far to come back home
it makes no difference when its all the same
its always easy when your someone special just like whats his name
makes no difference when its all the same
its always easy when your someone special just like whats his name
just like whats his name
youre just like whats his name
your just like whats his name
oh it makes no difference when its all the same
its always easy when youre someone special just like what his name
makes no difference its all the same
its always easy when your someone special like whats his name
just like whats his name
your just like...
it stays inside
it lets you know
it stays inside
it lets you know
it ties you up with foolish pride
and lets you go
it lets you go
Inconceivable!
what am i waiting for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
i just can give you anymore
feel like im failing
this cant be happening to me
i dont even know what ive become
its over theres nothing but disease
its killing every part of what i thought i was
what are you praying for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
you just cant take enough can you
thats why were failing
my heart is already dead
i dont think you notice
i dont think i care
just listen to the nothing in my head
tell me what the smurf you think im supposed to do out there
ill drown again
ill drown again
ill drown again
held down again
ill drown again
its like they say you still feel your missing limb
it never goes away
it just keeps digging in
what are we waiting for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
i just cant give you anymore
im failing everyone
what are we waiting for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
i just cant give you anymore
oh i feel like im failing everyone
You're with a rookie, that's why.
last time my homeslice and i were tearing it upQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
those were the days
back when there was hope
and then
del murder
:nod:
youre not really a part of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
youre just like
the audience
clap clap clap youve got the clap
also you are no rookie
not anymore
:aimkiss:
No, no, no
clearly a rookie. The second coming of HC.
Perpetual rookie.
Can't go backwards. Nobody can.
OMG THE TURTAL
HC was the second coming of HCQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
he was already here once
he has been here again
THERE ARE NO FUTURES
You can't appeal to a man's stomach when he's in a standoff. It's not fair.
MAKE A SMILE MAKE A SMILE THE TOWNS GONNA WIN AGAIN!!!
OOC: who won anniversary?
Leon lost Anniversary.
Death's the only way to be out of character. Act 1 on hands and knees, Act 2 walking alone, Act 3 with a cane, 4, 2, 3 legged characters.