The Drunk Thread

I went out last night, and had three glasses of rum and coke. I seriously felt so terrible this morning. I think my body handles alcohol really badly. :(

So, I'm bartending for a family function. And as it's family function, I get to try everything that goes out. That and jello shots made with moonshine. And more moonshine because moonshine. Moonshine.

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Mwahahahaha. Tequila Reposado! No salt, no lime. Chugalug y'all!

That looks like pure unrefined gasoline.

... Sarah, you are aware that gasoline isn't crystal freaking clear, right?

I thought someone was going to come in and be a smartass about that. :colbert:

Hahaha each post keeps getting sadder and sadder.

OMG DRUNK THREAD FOR THE WIN Muther Futher Gentlemen! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ildevilkao.gif

Yall suck. It's Reposado. Lmao
At least I'm taking it like a man w no salt or lime. So suuuuuuck on that!

I should think Shorty would appreciate the AZ shot glass even tho it doesn't belong to me.

I love PSY... I've been a fan of his for awhile actually.


Oh wait. Yall are implying I'm drinking gasoline .... No. I'm not. It's tequila. Cheap, but good. Eff your Patron.

I do not appreciate it and I would smash it into the table a la Monsieur Calvin J. Candie if I were there right now, tell you what!

So much violence. Jeeze. Excuuuuuuse me for missing/celebrating Arizona with a shot glass.

I shall name my next child Arizona.
Or Phoenix.

If these idiot celebs can do it, so can I.

I am going to name my first child Dani California and she is going to murder your next child.

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

Oh wait. Yall are implying I'm drinking gasoline .... No. I'm not. It's tequila.

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Same thing.

Blaaaahhhhh
Not at all. Tequila is yummy and delicious.

I'm making Margaritas. trout is going to get messy.