But then those other dudes that were total fun suckers got all pissy 'cuz Jesus was doing magic tricks and ish so they offed him. And thus, the wine was wasted and Jesus cried for the major abuse of alcohol that had been done.
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But then those other dudes that were total fun suckers got all pissy 'cuz Jesus was doing magic tricks and ish so they offed him. And thus, the wine was wasted and Jesus cried for the major abuse of alcohol that had been done.
Aye, and God caused an earthquake to get rid of all the sober people.
And then that other dude parted the Red Sea and God said "Good Job" and rewarded them with more alcohol and the knowledge of how to make stronger spirits.
God was clearly Catholic.
Aye, that's the spirit.
Hah, kneeslapper. Talking about alcohol, using the word 'spirit'. Bwahaha. :love:
Hurdy hurdy hurdy. Jew make me giggle. xD
Ah good then it had the desired effect.
Will uses Drunken Hilarity.
It's super effective!
Sober Sally said, "Know what fixes almost every problem?" and I said "ALcohol?" and he said "No. Fire."
WTH? Fire is very destructive and violent. I like being drunk & happy. ...
I'm with you, I'll take drunk n' happy any day over firebug and felony.
:kakapo:
No mas Sober Sallies.
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Omfg I'm wearing that shirt.
That's -hilarious- ..
Yes. This is the Messiah of Alcohol. mmhhhhhmmm
I am toasted like a wedding speech right now.
Welcome to the club. xD I'm working on it.
Yeah. I slept like not at all last night -again- and so I was still trashed when I made the bf get up at 6 a.m. to go to WalMart to get the cat's stuff. So I did what the Irish do.. I drank more. And then I shoved a bunch of beer in my purse and drank the entire way home. And then got more beer.
I love being Irish.
I had a glass of champagne today. =)
You rebel, you.
EDIT:
Whoever the hell came up with these flavors of vodka should be shot:
Cake, Caramel, Buttered Popcorn, PEACH, Strawberry
and pretty much any other flavor.
That's just nasty.