Of course Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. He is Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that!
Of course Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. He is Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that!
He doesn't need rice to make rice cakes or rice pudding, either.
What about Rice Krispies?
He has a good point.
All Chuck Norris needs to do is roundhouse kick a bird to make Rice Krispies.
I like Paul's new av. xD And true, Chuck Norris just kicks stuff to get what he wants. He kicked moon rocks and they turned into a PALACE OF MOON STONE DUN DUN DUN.
He roundhouse kicked a rock and made the Hope Diamond...
He roundhouse kicked a wooden statue and made jesus.
He roundhouse kicked a fat elephant which made it a very angry fat elephant.
HOOTERS is dead, man.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his keyboard, and the keys he happened to kick were the ones to post porn.
I wish i had an encounter with Chuck, it'd make my popularity sky rocketing.
Yeah, being popular would be great, huh?
HOOTERS no dead :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Resting.
Yeah any association with Chuck would have them fanboys and girls cosplaying as you. Now that's something to praise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
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I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but he's well and alive.
