wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

Granted, but you decide to investigate the weird noise coming from your grandparents room at night and the horror of what you saw has struck you deaf, dumb, and blind.;)

I wish I didn't have a dirty mind...

Granted. But now you can't stop thinking about harmonicas.

I wish I had a hamburger.

Granted but you lost your tastebuds.

I wish my breasts were slightly smaller.

Granted but one is bigger than the other

I wish grades didn't matter

Granted, but then highschool wouldn't matter. Then education wou;dn't matter. Then eveerybody would run around being stupid so people start shooting eachother and everything goes down hill from there.

I wish for a Good looking, girlfriedn wiht a awsome personality, and no disabilitys...

Granted, but she doesn't speak your language, it's some indecipherable monstrosity from the ancient past and she refuse to learn yours...

I wish I could get to sleep...

granted. I need $5000 for the tranquilizer darts though.....

I wish to make money without having to work or be poor....

Granted. To bad after robbing that bank they send you to jail.

I wish I could fly.

granted, you can fly...but you have to trade in your arms for wings and now you're a FREAK

i wish i had x ray vision

Granted, you could have x-ray vision, but then you'd have to see ugly old people's insides, and you'd die of disgustion.

I wish I wasn't allergic to milk.

Granted except now you have to see the stupid genie snap around his hands and finger and crap just to make your stupid wish, HUkkaaah Kaazaam.

I wish I could marry Yuna

:moomba:

Granted, but then you'd have to have sex with a PS2.

I wish I had a boyfreind again. :(

Granted AND EVEN BETTER. Diango has now agreed to be your boyfriend. He just has to know if you smell nice or not which at the moment is pending.

I wish Iri smelled really nice :moomba:

Granted, she does, but it is so overwhelmingly nice, you run away and die.

I wish I had someone to play with.

Not Granted because everyone ran away and died remeber :mad2:

I wish I could meet mr.T