The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

How ironic that the first Ciddie Ak won was MTL win one for the first time :tongue:

that's an awful lot of comfort o.o

44) Most Likely To...
Repeatedly hit on the playboy centrefold in the picture thread

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Blue Harvest
Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF
NeoCracker
Rye
TyphoonThaReapa
Vyk

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Rye Harle-Quin: Blue Harvest Zeldy: Blue Harvest Jessweeee♪: Neocracker Denmark: Blue Harvest Psychotic: Blue Harvest Sagensyg: Blue Harvest Goldenboko: Blue Harvest Loony BoB: Blue Harvest Heath: Rye Jojee: TyphoonThaReapa

Levian: Blue Harvest Flying Mullet: TyphoonThaReapa Rantzien: Blue Harvest Lekana: Aerith's Knight Sir Lancealot: TyphoonThaReapa Shiny: Aerith's Knight Demon Dude: TyphoonThaReapa Old Manus: Blue Harvest Miriel: Aerith's Knight qwertyxsora: TyphoonThaReapa

Prediction Party Favourite: Blue Harvest (10/21 - 47.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: TyphoonThaReapa (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speeches
I have two speeches for this, so go GB & ~*~Celes~*~

Instead of giving a real speech I’ve just decided to give each nominee a crappy pick up line from the first internet sight I can find them from. Yes, cheating, its what these guys and girls will be doing on their boy/girlfriend/husband/wife/smurfbuddy.

Aerith's Knight- “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”

Blue Harvest- “Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.”

Flying Mullet- “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”

I'm my own MILF- “I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

Neocracker- “Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.”

Rye- “You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.”

TyphoonThaReapa- "When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.”

Vyk- “Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it.”

Now go my perverts! SPREAD YOUR LOVE OF SEX!

Go tyhoonthareapa! win it for the perverts!

Kari also did one. Post it Kari. Poooooost iiiiiiiiiit. *shakes fist*

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Flying Mullet- “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”

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ahahaha, win.

flying mullet to win.

Epic. :bigsmile:

I prefer the calculus pick up line though.

Where is the speech D:

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Flying Mullet- “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”

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ahahaha, win.

flying mullet to win.

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Mullet Always Wins. :cool:

Not on predictions hes not.

ohhhh:

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

The Playboy Centrefold! Who is most likely to hit on him/her?

The candidates:

Aerith's Knight: Still in love with Aerith after her death, still pledging to remain her knight until his dying day (and maybe even after), he longs to find a special, lovely lady (or man) to fill that empty void in his heart. Who better than a Playboy model, amirite?

Blue Harvest: Aha, Blue Harvest. He's a funny guy! But he also loves his women :bigsmile: I have even fallen victim to his charm a time or two (...or...58,585,857,858,585,959,908... :shifty: )!

Flying Mullet: Newest addition to the Cid's Knights, he's still green in the territories of how to handle the forum women. He's been trying to take lessons from PAULY WALLY DURKADUR (err, Psychotic), and LevLev, and they dared him to enter the “Lovely Pictre Thread of Sex! No, Wait!” and leave suggestive and flirtatious comments for the picture posters to find. This is the end result right herr :bigsmile:

I'm my own MILF: He's such a nice guy! But, beneath the “nice guy” facade, hides a WOMANIZER!! -cue suspenseful music- Yes, that's right! Watch it ladies, the next Psychotic Hugh Heffner is in town! His long, brown, wavy hair is sure to ensnare you quickly, and with the lovely Rye by his side, this SuperCouple will get the ladies...WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!

Neocracker: He posts pictures of his nipples for all of EOFF to see. Don't you understand that that's his mating call?! He wants YOU, ladies! Or, more specifically, the Playboy model :bigsmile:

Rye: “Oooh, you touch my tralala. Mmm, my ding-ding-dong.” She had the first half of these lyrics in her sig for who knows how long (I think they're still there?) And it's obviously a song meant for someone trying to get the Playboy centrefold to notice her, but she doesn't have to try so hard!The second half of the SuperCouple, we all know she's beautiful enough that she'd just have to stand there and ALL the guys (and gals) would run to her of their own accord :jokey:

TyphoonThaReapa: Ah yes, you all remember him! “A'yo, the ladies are mine, son! :cool:” Yeah, THAT guy. Where is he, anyway? o.O

Vyk: The quiet one who always posts pictures of himself in a hat! He wishes to have a lady to stand by him and pledge to always post pictures in a hat as well, and who better than the Playboy centrefold? :D

There you have it, ladies and gents! The nominees! Let's see who gets it :excited:

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