It's in the books, too, but you don't get the silly sound effect. I guess they don't go outside because it looks like they're just really really sweaty and they feel embarrassed o:
It's in the books, too, but you don't get the silly sound effect. I guess they don't go outside because it looks like they're just really really sweaty and they feel embarrassed o:
Since she's become such a commotion in the topic, I feel the need to post this.
YouTube - sorry
JUSTIC HAS PREVAILED.
You all look ridiculous talking about how ridiculous twilight is.
No seriously:
Where is the downside to being a vampire in this book? I mean, immortality and super powers and sparkling all seem pretty good deals to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits
cursed with bad dialogueQuote:
Where is the downside to being a vampire in this book?
cursed to be into boring girls
You're under the watch of a OMG SUPER SEKRIT SOCIETY that will kill you if you give them away, so they stay inside.
Cursed to have giant jaws. Seriously, look at those jaws on that Edward dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not At All Reno
Wait, there are no downsides to being a vampire in Twilight? D: Then how can there be any tension in the plot? I thought Bella was like "Oh noes I love this guy but he's a blood-sucking vampire and :bou::bou::bou::bou:" but now it just sounds like "I'm an emo ho and my boyfriend's kickass and sparkly".
Here's a summary of the whole series gyrus:
Book 1: YAY PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND BUT OH NO THERE'S ANOTHER VAMPIRE THAT WANTS TO EAT ME D:
Book 2: OH NO PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME BECAUSE HE LOVES ME I THINK I WILL LEAD MY FRIEND ON AND OH NO HE'S A WEREWOLF AND VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES DON'T GET ALONG D:
Book 3: OH NO I LOVE MY PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND MORE THAN I LOVE MY WEREWOLF FRIEND BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEY DON'T GET ALONG AND oh there's some new vampires trying to beat us up or something BUT WHO CARES THIS IS A TERRIBLE DILEMMA ;_;
Book 4: BABY
Just a minor adjusting, but you basically nailed the plot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
See, the conflict is that to be with Edward, Bella would have to leave her family FOR EVER. Apparently her filial bond is that strong!
I know nothing of twilight except that people bicker over it like ps3 and xbox360 fanboys.
I wonder if I should read them. :p
Thanks to you people, I have finally seen a tiny snippet of the insanity that is Twilight. I have never read the books, never seen the films or so much as a trailer, so I got to watch the "Edward is covered in sparklies" snippet cold.
Am I allowed to use WTF on this forum?
I think I'll go back to being a fogey now.
Someone recommended one of those books to me once.
Or maybe they recommended Eragon. I've forgotten. :rolleyes2
Both horrible choices anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou