Oh my GAAAAAAA
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Oh my GAAAAAAA
How long did he sleep for? Because surely he didn't sleep away the rest of his day of adventure!
TODAYS EPISODE HAS A NAUGHTY WORD IN IT!
Rantzien slammed into the fuzzy abdomen of the Flying Mullet, flinging the two to the ground and they bounced several times. Flying Mullet responded by scooping Rantzien into the dirt and attempting to push through him.
Rantzien, using his elbow as a scorpion, drove Flying Mullet counterclockwise into a small grass. Flying Mullet had been expecting this and twisted back onto his bulging feet, ready for more combat.
"We meet again, Flying Mullet!" screeched Rantzien.
"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU BACK IN PHUKET!" snarled Flying Mullet as he flipped Rantzien.
"Heh. Phuket. That almost sounds like "Fuck it." remarked Rantzien whimsically.
"No it doesn't, you are not the clever one you seem to think!" announced Flying Mullet with vigour.
Flying Mullet pounced forwards, bringing his knee into Rantzien's cavity, and Rantzien was stunned by this remarkable effort by the elder. Yet, he was not down and out, for he quickly squirmed into an advantageous position, clutching a clump of Mullet's auburn facial fur between his squashy fingers.
"I will stop your ending of the universe once and for all!" giggled Rantzien, his face contorted with glee.
"You think this is my doing? You are but a fool, Rantzien, you are but a fool!" belched Flying Mullet as he ducked under a Rantzien shoulder barrage.
"What! Oh no!" squealed Rantzien.
A crunching ear bite by Flying Mullet had Rantzien on the back foot. He knew this could possibly be the end and this wasn't even Flying Mullet's doing - he had said it wasn't him, after all!
Suddenly a laser SMASHED Flying Mullet and sent him careering off into Midnight Peak, a mountain where people who are not very skilled at things live.
"Mist me, Rantzien?" said theundeadhero, holding a laser in his bony hands.Seventeen seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
THEUNDEADHERO! *gasps* But how?
IS HE AN EVIL TRAITOR OR IS HE A FRIEND OR IS HE A FOE OR IS HE A FRIENDLY FOE
Rantzien... I really don't like your sig! He's not even sparkling.
No wonder you left him.
I still blame you!
Oh I only did that so I could claim you for myself. That Sim was damned hot.
I KNEW IT! :bigsmile: EEEEEEEEE! :hyper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
See.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIIsn't that what everyone (who never read the books) thought about Gandalf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Melissaur
Rantzien threw this
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sierramist.png
At him. And theundeadhero took a refreshing sip of the beverage, quenching his thirst. This is, of course, ridiculous, as he was a zombie skeleton sort of thing.
"But you fell!" said Rantzien, disbelieving.
"Through fire...and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside." theundeadhero explained and Rantzien gasped appreciatively.
"I'm so glad you're alright!" exclaimed Rantzien as he rushed forward to embrace his old comrade. His old comrade was very prickly and was causing several cuts to appear on his face. "Heeeey, when did you become a cactus?" asked Rantzien, as he fell into the ground. Which somehow...melted? What was going on?!
He fell and he fell. Colours, patterns, swirls. The Beatles were there too but Rantzien wasn't sure why. And then he woke up in a puddle of frothing milk and his hair was now jade green also he had three ears. In fact, one of the ears appeared to be talking. "THIS IS NOT SO GOOD" it kept saying, and Rantzien was inclined to agree.
Rantzien backflipped over a nearby wall to see what had happened. "Oh gondolas and salad bowls!" he exclaimed...Reality was being TORN APART! The ending of the Earth and the Galaxy and possibly even the end of Rantzien too!
But
but why?
LEVIAN!
Talking ears are the first sign of the apocalypse, no? :(
Oh shi-
Loony BoB should have punched Levian HARDER in the face. :mad2:
You guys ever see that Family Guy episode where Barry Manilow uses Quagmire's name in a song and Quagmire melts like buttah? I just did that. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Is now good for an "I told you so" parade?