The Picture Thread of leader of mortals' armpit fluff

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I went insane and essentially talked to myself about this forum and its members for 6 minutes.

E.T. co-stars.

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Originally Posted by Kyle

I went insane and essentially talked to myself about this forum and its members for 6 minutes.

E.T. co-stars.

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This made my night. Oh Kyle, you are such a strange boy~

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

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Where's your head now,?!! Now now now!!

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD NOW!!

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Originally Posted by Kyle

I went insane and essentially talked to myself about this forum and its members for 6 minutes.

E.T. co-stars.

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That was awesome...but those censor bleeps raped my ears.

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

Yer All A Buncha Posin Wee Wanks. People pictures should All look like this;

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Drunk as smurf with the following smurfed up :bou::bou::bou::bou: goin on on the camera;

1. the unintentional gay pose when trying to look 'ard.
2. the suspicious stain on jeans that looks like urine but is most likely the jaegermeister/lager combo spilled when trying in earnest to stand (whilst still not ruling urine out completely).
3. the 5 o'clock shadow that looks good to me but to everyone else makes me look like a rapist
4. the too drunk to button all the flies on my jeans so I'll just do the important one that keep everything in.
5. The sweaty pit stains that shows up quite well in a check shirt.
6. last but not least, in a venue that was so packed you couldn't swing ur cock without a girl missing her period, the lack of any human being within a 10 metre radius of me does not go smurfing unnoticed.

Bet none of u have the balls to post pictures as bad as this.

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I love looking at my before and after pictures.

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I think I'm considerably drunker than you on this picture. This was caused by it being my friends 18th and her getting us in places as VIP and getting free drinks. We got a limo to Wigan, and the free champagne is what did it for me. That, and the Cosmopolitan..

1. Sick on my dress? check
2. Hair was originally styled completely straight, look at it now. This was caused by my friend (on the left) washing the sick out of my hair in the sink.
3. I look like death.
4. I got told the next day I absolutely stank.
5. This all happened within an hour of arriving in Wigan.. I stayed out till 5am!
6. I didn't touch alcohol all night after being sick. I was on water!

The night's pretty much a blur, I know I made an absolute tit out of myself though by getting so ridiculously drunk. I ran outside for fresh air and a bouncer saw me being sick on the side walk and told me I couldn't get back in. I was so wasted that I was willing to go home at midnight, resulting in me being grounded for eternity as I'm not even old enough to go out/didn't have parents permission. (I was "staying at a mates")

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Originally Posted by Kyle

I went insane and essentially talked to myself about this forum and its members for 6 minutes.

E.T. co-stars.

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You should get your own reality show or something. Big Brother, with just you in your apartment.

Zeldy you should write a book about your adventures. You could call it "Absolute Tit" and I would buy it and read it forever.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Zeldy you should write a book about your adventures. You could call it "Absolute Tit" and I would buy it and read it forever.

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But every anecdote would just start with clarity before devolving into spurious assumptions of actual events before ending with the phrase "Needless to say I had the last laugh".

Still better than Twilight.

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

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Now she's an anime character.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Still better than Twilight.

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Rectal tears are better than Twilight.