ShlupQuack> Now I have to look up that scene of him masturbating so I can sleep tonight...
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ShlupQuack> Now I have to look up that scene of him masturbating so I can sleep tonight...
(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.
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Originally Posted by Peegee
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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuarburger?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
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Originally Posted by foa
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You really don't want a remote control with a digestive system.
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If there is one thing you can say about Isaac Newton, it's that he was made of meat.
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If you drink reverse polarity water, do you fart a tachyon pulse?
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Maybe you need a special brand of wood glue for Calculus?
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Right now my internet connection is breaking up due to fish.
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Yes, yes. We all wanted our ears to be a magical source of money.
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All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.
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I've always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.
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I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.
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Nothing says flavor like conforming to the shapes of something else.
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Oh no, they replaced me with a Canadian! You can no longer trust anything I say!
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Originally Posted by Me
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I didn't do anything else for the rest of the day, but I was still sore for three days afterwards.
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I named my stomach Tony Robbins.
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You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine.
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Apparently, glass shards are a poor substitute for meatballs.
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Just to set the record straight, I'm not inclined towards, nor interested in, scratching the neighbors.
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If it weren't for Josh, we'd be drowning in aardvark parts.
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I always figured Quetzalcoatl would be more into those little round crackers.
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He likes e. e. cummings because he can't speak in capitals.
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What's the point of being a gypsy if you can't eat swans?
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You don't find The Damnation of Faust to be at least a little Christmas-y?
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If you're killing geese when you clean your chimney, you've got problems.
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Welcome to the future, where there are many different kinds of meats.
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With friends like these, who needs mixed metaphors?
foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.
Oooh, foa. You so dirty.
Some context: she was talking to me. >:}Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I'd watch that.
Rantz> Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!
I'd film it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I'd join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777I'd film it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
You'd ruin it. :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonI'd join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777I'd film it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You just jelly you didn't say it first, also:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou'd ruin it. :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonI'd join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777I'd film it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod