REVELATIONS: Surf's Up! - Summer Ciddies '16

DO I?????????

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

DO I?????????

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The Nominees

Jinx :gator: Night Fury :gator: Pheesh :gator: Sephex :gator: Skyblade

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Originally Posted by Night Fury

Most Likely to Get Sand in their Crack? Are you serious? What is this?

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Sand in their Crack? Is that a euphemism? IS THIS A EUPHEMISM FOR THE PERSON MOST LIKELY TO GET PISSY HERE? I dunno man... somethings a bit off on this one right here let me tell you.

Anyway, in order to help me write this stupid speech I consulted the Google. I asked him 'What happens when you get sand in your crack? this is what he said.

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So.... according to two results it's a drink?

Let's see what this drink consists of.....

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So obviously, this is about drinking. Now I just have to look at our nominees and pick out the biggest boozer...

Jinx - Big booze hound. Constantly drunk.
Night Fury - Barely drinks.
Pheesh - Drinks like a Pheesh.
Sephex - Is only ever drunk
Skyblade - I really don't know. I'm going to say he enjoys a wine on occassion, yes.

So we can take Night Fury and Skyblade out of the contest over who's most likely to get a Sand in Their Crack cocktail. I mean, it definitely won't be me.

So, I guess it's down to

Jinx
Pheesh
Sephex

Which of those is most likely to drink a girly drink in abundance?

I'm going to say Sephex.... I mean, this is a dead giveaway!

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Disguise ain't fooling anybody. He was at the Copa Cobana all night!


And I repeat, this award is about DRINKING not about the pissy kind of Sand in Your Crack!

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I actually have no idea who'll win this award. There's no obvious candidates in my mind.

I WILL WIN THIS ONE

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Pheesh.....................3
Night Fury.................4
Skyblade...................5
Sephex.....................6

And the winner is...

JINX! with 7 points!

Night Fury and I bring home a bucket of sand with every beach trip. I certainly don't feel like a winner.

Jinx wins again!

So yesterday was my cheat day and I feel like a fatty. Had pizza and ice cream and a smoothie and zero gym time. Did do like a twenty minute walk trying out Pokemon Go but I only catched one pokimans.

This weekend I have gym and groceries and haircut and nature walk, oh my

the sand in your buns has this to say

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Jinx sweep!

Called it.

Edit: That was an awesome speech btw!

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

So yesterday was my cheat day and I feel like a fatty. Had pizza and ice cream and a smoothie and zero gym time. Did do like a twenty minute walk trying out Pokemon Go but I only catched one pokimans.

This weekend I have gym and groceries and haircut and nature walk, oh my

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HAHAHAHA WRONG THREAD

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The Nominees
Award Dude :cactuar: Christmas :cactuar: Dat Matt :cactuar: Lazerface :cactuar: Shorty