Quotes In and Out of Context r return. <=]

Ally> Scott's all like "I wuv you" and "I wanna call you but I'm a freakin pansy so I won't" and crap and he sucks.

Quote:

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Originally posted by Halan
Proto: when I was a kid, I though the ding dong goes in the bum bum. :aimsad:

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*laughs*

HalifaxChef: Majken you met Scottie right?
Rydia of Mist: Yup.
HalifaxChef: Does he have a big nose?
HalifaxChef: Well?
HalifaxChef: I must know.
HalifaxChef: This is so important that if I don't know EoFF will shut down.
Rydia of Mist: ...
Rydia of Mist: Not particularly...
HalifaxChef: You sure?
HalifaxChef: Alright.
Rydia of Mist: Yes.

:D. I just felt like asking. *is joking*

RonnieDobbs> I have a braille bumper sticker on my car
RonnieDobbs> It says "If you can read this, you're too close"

Whilst doing the map update, a couple of amusin' things...

DanieLoony: *cleans out mexico*
Kalen Elise: Oh my.
DanieLoony: =D Not to mention China, India, Japan... uh... Hong Kong...
DanieLoony: Macedonia.
DanieLoony: Peru.
DanieLoony: ...that's about it, really.
Kalen Elise: You go, Dan.
DanieLoony: ;D
Kalen Elise: ;)
DanieLoony: *goes*
Kalen Elise: Waaaaaaait, don't go.
DanieLoony: xD
Kalen Elise: Whahah
DanieLoony: *stays*
Kalen Elise: Woo! *gives you stuff*
DanieLoony: *rawks*
DanieLoony: From Mexico?
Kalen Elise: Why not?
DanieLoony: Neat.
Kalen Elise: Oh, you betcha.
DanieLoony: Whaaa, I hate doing the US. ;_; so many people.
DanieLoony: *has to manually type in
after every name*
Kalen Elise: Burn 'em!
DanieLoony: *burns Deleware*
DanieLoony: Let that be a lesson to the rest.
Kalen Elise: You sure showed them!
DanieLoony: D'oh. *has to replace it with Idaho*
DanieLoony: Shouldn't though. Damned states starting with vowels, nobody gives a damn about 'em anyway.
Kalen Elise: So true. *nod*
Kalen Elise: Do you have cable?
DanieLoony: Yup.
DanieLoony: Wait
DanieLoony: Cable TV?
DanieLoony: If so, nope.
Kalen Elise: Nah, internet.
Kalen Elise: I just got it today and I wanna go download some TV shows/movies, but I dunno where to start. =O
DanieLoony: *has broadband* Fun.
DanieLoony: I just got music.
DanieLoony: Fast tho'.
Kalen Elise: Rockin'.
DanieLoony: Yup.
DanieLoony: Before I could only get ballads, now I can download music from Alvin and the Chipmunks! Now THAT is an improvement in speed.
Kalen Elise: xD
DanieLoony: Thing is, the ballads sound kinda weird now.

[4:38pm] ·ø· action: *Kav now has no penis

*shakes her head*

We were talking with Lilly (Chibi*moonlight) today about old sms messages we still have in our phones, and in my txt message inbox has few amusing ones. They were NOT amusing when I first got them, but now afterwards I and her laugh at them when she's not mad at me. She laughed and said it's fine if I post few in here. Not many probably finds these funny, but meh.=P

Infamous Lilly quotes:

"LISTEN YOU BASTARD, I'LL GO&TAKE A SHOWER IN 5 MINUTES, IF I DIDN'T RECEIVE 5 MESSAGES, THAT MEANS GOODNITE. NOW I WANT YOU TO WAKE UP, IF U DIDN'T, I'LL TURN OFF MY PHONE&DUNO WHEN I'LL OPEN IT, **** YOU!"

"**** YOU, where are you? What the hell are you doing, bastard?!Busy, ha?Online? Or some1 visited you?Oh, I guess your friend is taking you now to swimming cuz u swim all the time, huh.><"

"Y? **** YOU, WHY YOU DO THAT HA? CUZ U DIDNT GET WHAT YOU WANTED, YOU WANTED...**** U, PICK UP, OR I SWEAR I'LL HURT MYSELF"

"the gals said it looks fine? Hmm... That means YOU SPEAK W'EM duntchya? Tell the ****ing truth, you talk w'em&show'em your stuff, you've done it 4 them you bastard, you asshole..>< **** you.><"

"I'm higher class than she is. Nobles aren't bothered from bitches."

"****, i always believed that you'd never say no to me, that you'd gimme everything I ask. I can't stand it..do you understand. I can't stand the new idea that you'd do what YOU want, that hurts.>< "


She has quite a temper. *laughs* And the "best" ones I've deleted ages ago. I get these daily.

I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
That'd be cool..to play the trombone
Marie says:
XD
Marie says:
Tromboner.
Marie says:
*dies*
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
just so you could play it behind someone and hit them in the head with the part you move with your hand >=D
Marie says:
yeah XD
Marie says:
they is long
Marie says:
When you extend thatt thing
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
Thatd be so class *toot* *smack* "Ha ha" *Toot* *Thwack* "Ha Ha" *toot* *crack* "Ha ha"...and so forth
Marie says:
XDD
Marie says:
OMFG
Marie says:
That sounds so funny.
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
It'd be even funnier to do it, though. >=D
Marie says:
I wanna quote that..

I r Marie.... That other person with the long name that I don't wanna type out is Loki.

Me: D-Biscuit! What's going on?
Daniel: Tony, you're late.
Me: What do you mean? My watch says 10.
Daniel: It's past 10. Plus you were supposed to be here at 9:45!
Me: It is 9:45.
Daniel: No it's not.
Me: It is on my watch.
Daniel: What? Let me see that.
Me: *covers arm* No.

Kelsey: Tony! And you're relatively on time today.
Me: Yah, I forgot to set my clock back.
Kelsey: Last week? Must have been hard on your classes then.
Me: Yup.
Kelsey: Wait a minute. Wouldn't that have made you early?
Me: Uhhhh... *jets*

I am snow. *makes snow noises* - Tokki-ru
"We must go metric every inch of the way." - Joaquin

I am snow. *makes snow noises* says:
i watch cops with no pants on!
"We must go metric every inch of the way." says:
you do realise to a Brit, pants= underwear *_*
"We must go metric every inch of the way." says:
XDDDD *quotes*
I am snow. *makes snow noises* says:
wtf!! *kills*

Psybur> hey David, is online shipping controlled by Satan?
David> Yer MOM's controlled by Satan
Psybur> um
Psybur> is online shipping controled by Satan, also?

Linus> My homework is for Bikini Studies 203. We have to download 20MB of jpg's of girls in bikinis.
Jowy> I'd fail that class because I have dialup.

Joaquin:
=D *attempts pick up line* Your dad must've been a baker because you have a nice set of buns...
Joaquin:
*awaits results*
Miki:
actually, he was a plastic surgeon, these buns are fake xD
Joaquin:
:O
Joaquin:
XDDD that was the greatest *quotes*
Miki:
xD

Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] = RyuKishi
To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! = Tokki

Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:
antler + ketchup = American Hot Dog
To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:
i quote you.
Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:
*dies*
To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:
where's that quotes thread again?
Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:
*dies more*
Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:
That is SO more-quotable than mine..

See previous post for name relations -

To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:
like worms.
To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:
sexy worms.

Jen: Do you believe in God?
Me: No.
Jen: Really? Not at all?
Me: Um, yah.
Jen: So when you die that's it huh?
Me: I guess so.
Jen: What about your parents?
Me: When they die that's it for them too.
Jen: Del Murder!!