I can't believe I still got 14 votes going up against Daryl and Halan's answers! Round 2, please. :)
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I can't believe I still got 14 votes going up against Daryl and Halan's answers! Round 2, please. :)
19 votes? DUDE!!!!!!! *realizes she sounds like Psy and grins*
Thanks guys! ^_^
I was going to start Round 2 last night, but I, uhm, forgot. Heh.
*work on it now*
Ooh, what time are you picking me up, BonBon? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Halan
And Daryl?
YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!!!
I hope...
It'll be good to have something to do while waiting for Round 2.
Round 2
Voting will end on Wednesday afternoon.
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Round 2 voting rules: Please vote for 2 males per question, and 1 female per question. This will give you a total of 12 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting. 10 males and 4 females will move on to round 3.
Males
1) What has Eyes on Final Fantasy done for you?
Contestant 1 shown me The cutest Lamma in the world, shown me Bleys' crotch, given me the chance to make a complete prat out of myself for (Hopefully) the enjoyment of others, made me realise there are others like me out there to befriend :) and overall given me a place to call home when offline just doesn't cut it.
Contestant 2 I swear I have never though of a guy sexually before I met Spuuky.
Contestant 3 It has given me a wholesome, fun, and intellectually stimulating environment in which to escape to. Oh yeah and it gets me off too.
Contestant 4 It has wasted over a year of my life, and I'm not leaving 'til I get them back.
6) Which EoFF member should play a lead role in the next Final Fantasy?
Contestant 5 Squall_cloud_391823. He's just like the real thing.
Contestant 6 Halle Berry, because I wish she was a member of EoFF.
Contestant 7 Well, as the main characters tend to have some serious issues, I'd say HOOTERS.
Contestant 8 Lead role? Hrm... I'm thinking that the brave, yet somehow tragically flawed Loony BoB. He'd be the not-so-main character's steed for about five minutes, when the not-so-main character is killed by some really cool guy with a long sword and silver hair that's at least three feet long. Then BoB would spend the rest of the game looking for that mysterious guy to thank him or something. Then the world would be in danger and they'd all save it. Oh, and there would need to be some newfangled magic system whereupon you must first draw materia symbols using the in-game paintshop, then map them onto a triad of spheres, and equip them with BoB points.
7) If you were being held hostage and dangled ten feet above an angry pool of piranha, which EoFF member would you most want to rescue you? How would they rescue you?
Contestant 9 Loony BoB. He'd make friends with all the piranha and then they'd let me go.
Contestant 10 RyuKishi or Bleys - RyuKishi would sing, thereby killing all the piranhas, or Bleys would show his crotch, thereby killing all the piranhas. Then all they'd have to do would be to let me drop into the pool.
Contestant 11 RSL. First of all, he'd insert Really Strong Laxatives into the pool of piranha, thus causing them to crap until the water overflows and thus causing the piranha to and Realise Such Lives that they live are Really Sucking Lots now that their Rectums S*** Like never before. After doing that, he'd get Raistlin's Long Staff and threaten the hostage-takers because he knew that by paying the Ransom, Some Llamas may well eat me before the Rascals Slowly Let me go. Once the Ridiculously Stupid Lackeys are taken care of with Raistlin's Long Staff, he'll outsing their Radical Strange Leader in a competition over who could sing Rod Stewart Lovesongs better. While belting out some Raspy, Sexual Lyrics, RSL will have managed to quietly pull the Red Secret Lever in the room thus making the Rope Slowly Lower, and so allowing me to make my escape. After edging around the pool that now Really Stinks Lots, I would signal to RSL that he can now Release Sean's Law on him and force the bad guy to eat Revoltingly Sour Lemons and then we'd go to Really Stupid Lengths to help each other escape. After that RSL would make a Random Sultry Look and we'd go over to my place and have us some Roasting Sensual Lovin'.
Contestant 12 Mik and a horde of drunken leprachauns all named Paddy O'Murphy would fly in on a magical blimp. Well, it's magical to them but that's because they're drunk.
12) Instead of flowers, what would you want put on your grave?
Contestant 13 An umbrella. Quite convenient in rainy weathers.
Contestant 14 Ps2
Contestant 15 Ferns, and a spoon.
Contestant 16 Super Zombie Potion
18) On what future date will EoFF die, how, and who will be at fault?
Contestant 17 February 15, 2004 from a virus that a certain hentai loving member unknowingly spread to the forums.
Contestant 18 The release of FF10.3, Square-Enix because all their fans will kill themselves
Contestant 19 It will involve a cold Wednesday night in February, three litres of rubbing alcohol, some Chloroform, and the return of Squeegee.
Contestant 20 It will never die. If anything, it's going to linger on in little pieces that don't connect to each other (IE - broken links). I can see EoFF dividing into three or four factions, each led by a fanatic member. We'd have the Communist EoFF, the Fascist EoFF and the neutral EoFF, all lead by The Man.
Females
10) Who from EoFF do you think is most likely to go to jail, and why?
Contestant 21 Loony BoB...because he's...crazy...and does...weird stuff...
Contestant 22 Thungor the Great, psycho.
Contestant 23 Bleys, for illegally exporting alcohol and crotch pr0n.
13) Invent two new food groups.
Contestant 24 The play dough group and the rare animal group.
Contestant 25 ~Chinese should be its own food group, since you can eat and eat and eat it and fill up rather quickly, but then 20 minutes later you're starving. THATS NOT NATURAL it should be its own group.
~Also, Ramen. Ramen is the greatest in the world. 15 cents and you've got yourself lunch and possibly dinner. It comes in so many flavors and they all taste the same except Oriental. You should be required to eat a serving of Ramen every day. A bowl of Ramen a day keeps the landlord from kicking you out of the apartment because you didn't have enough money to pay rent.
Contestant 26 HOOTERS and HOOTERS.
I only count twelve votes, where's the 13th?
My answer there is ok, but I had a better answer to one of the other ones! Ah well.
I count 12, too. :mog:
Oh gawd, I hope everybody can see what I see ... @.o'
I forgot the girls only have 2 questions instead of 3. There's a lot of information to keep track of when running this. *fixes*
*sexes Contestant 22*
*is going to vote soon* :D Yay for round two!
uhh, spiff. #22 is a GIRL.Quote:
Originally posted by Thungor the Great
*sexes Contestant 22*
contestant 11 better win.
I'm busted.
But I'm hoping that contestant#12 would win. Again great stuff there; made my morning, people.;)
You said there would be less reading this time.