oh that's scandalous!

I heard that fluffy pink has hired "fluffers" to fluff out the competition...

Kounetsu: So thaaaaat's who's been fluffing me lately!

Ansem: Ewww...

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

I heard that Baloki tried to bribe Loony BoB into unbanning him.

But that's not all! There ought to be more scandals like this! Seeing that EoFF is in the process of elections, there's a rumor going on that BAoTW were spreading lies about various other parties, including one that the Unne Avatar Party would ban signatures at a whole.

Do you know of any other scandals that is probably occurring in these forums?

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i i know that the forums are constantly under attack from a wild gang of balogna that calls themselves the ham herd. :D

From a VERY Semi-reliable source

Ace Party actually hates the walruses. Walruses have been known to be food for the Moomba! BAoTW FURIOUSLY ANGRY! Demands that all captive Walruses be put into their custody.

Ansem: I'll just have to go in there and bust 'em out! *grabs his special Double-Sided Keyblade (Chef's Knife)* iViva la walruseseseses!

Kounetsu: Time to spill some Moomba blood... *laughs hysterically*

What are fluffers?

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I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to state that Mr. Looney BoB's bald-faced lies and growing list of material falsehoods raise some new and very disturbing issues. To begin with, whenever BoB finds himself confronted by the law, he insists it needs reforming. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. If we are to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the villainous and vexatious ideologies that BoB promotes. It is my contention that his standard operating procedure is to use both overt and covert deceptions to censor any incomplicitous announcements. But there's the rub; inane, twisted litterbugs serve as the priests in his cult of grungy teetotalism. These "priests" spend their days basking in BoB's reflected glory, pausing only when BoB instructs them to commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility. What could be more libidinous? I mean, we can divide his pronouncements into three categories: violent, disgraceful, and stolid. I could accuse BoB of using cantankerous, deluded urban guerrillas to get his way, but I wouldn't stoop to that level. When I look back I think, "BoB should be locked up." If you've never seen him declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in concentration camps, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. It's my hunch that someone has to be willing to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at him. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that people are pawns to be used and manipulated.

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Didn't Stupid Moomba 88 say something like that, but less evil. Never knew he had it in him...

Rumor has it that no ones posting in this thread anymore.

You know, Election Booth wasn't even supposed to participate in the elections, and he's freaking in the Elitist Party. Who does he think he is? An elitist bastard? I think so myself.

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If you read the rules it said only eestlinc wasn't able to participate.

I think Del was behind that. You'll pay for this!!!! *shakes fist*

I am behind almost everything.

Vote elitist.

Rumor has it that del tried to kill the moombas :eek:

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I am behind almost everything.

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How I regret dropping the soap that time...

If Election Booth considers himself elite he is sadly mistaken. Even BAoTW have made more elitist in-jokes than that guy. :rolleyes2