I think he likes me! Can I keep him, mom? He followed me home!
I think he likes me! Can I keep him, mom? He followed me home!
don't make me bust out those incriminating pictures.
Oh that sounds positively sinful.
I can't believe I only have like 10 posts out of 1603. Much less than last time. Let's ask Rainecloud to join!
remember that one time you killed a walrus? or how about when you pretended i was a rhino. worst night of my life. and you didn't even have protection. on a plus side, arsenal won you silly english chap.
Why did you jerks steal the BAoTW mascot?
Because he's too lazy to make a new sig.
Psy's point is right on. I have no ambition to go back in time and STEAL mascots. Rather, I'll just use a sig that stole the mascot a year ago. I still have that picture of psy hanging a poor walrus. And you know what, I think I liked BAoTW better than TUTU. Now, I'll stop complaining if Psy gives me what I want...
You should use the clouded sky rhino sig. That thing was awesome.
in hindsight, that was cool.
good work psy.
Typical of the fluffy pink party to make up new words like hindsight and act like it has a meaning.
hindsight
n : understanding the nature of an event after it has happened; "hindsight is always better than foresight"
Wow, you're really going all out with this "hindsight" hoax, aren't you?
what good is it making up a word unless you make up a dictionary definition to go with it? if you didn't have one of those, you could never try to pass it off as a real word.
We see right through you, CLOUDED SKY. More like Hoaxed Sky if you ask me.
lazzerango
a : a commonly used phrase on Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, used to show one's disgust for member 'totally emo'. "That freakin' totally emo tried to be my friend again, but he was oozing gently from his ears. It was totally lazzerango."
Hmm, so that's pretty similar to lezzarango, isn't it?
Here we go again. Lezzarango?
By snowprincess, do you mean that bald guy who liked snowflakes?
And now, it's time for the daily news of the daily day of the day:
More than 2% of children in France are named "Fred". This is a major problem and vis versa...
In Iraq, people are finally starting to like the song "Santa is coming for YOU" again. The American officer, Fred (OMG MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY FRENCH) says that if things keeps going this good, Spice Girls may actually have a live-consert over here in a few months. Well, that really does sound awesome, doesn't it?
In scottland, the import of Japanese pokemon cards have increased by 40%. We hope that this won't influence the overall quality of Bruce Lee's performance in the movie "Tigers are Wild".
Lastly, South California is being invaded by an army of undead rabbits while a big meteor is heeding towards the earth and will most likely hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean, resulting in countless mega-tsunamis that will cover about 90% of the earth's surface, completely annihilating everything in their way and resulting in the deaths of more than 95% of all humans and ruining our most important life-necessary resources.
That's all for today!
Tomorrow, we're going to let you know whenever John Kerry really used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before going to sleep when he was younger. :hyper:
Don't mind him, he's just making up words again. This situation is so lazzerango.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
EDIT: Didn't you post something like that in the BAoTW thread, Shads? :love:
No, I searched google for "signature"Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
1. lezzarango (n.) - marked by intense feeling for EoFF Forum member Pyshcotic.
Oh, I wish Psy would stop being so mean, can't he see I have so much lezzarango for him?
Chanses are I did, Psy-baby! ;)
My Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAH
How Noisy Has Our Fair Post Become Today, Perhaps it Is Because We Have Been Breached For You See I Also Smell A Foul Stench Of Enemies About. What Now More Stumbling Of Our Foes Or More Jerking And Struggling Not To be Greeted By Jaffars Cleave Now That He Is At Last Here GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Come My Friends Let Us Drown The Words Of Clumsy Men And Woman And Ring Out In Only Joy Of Our Great Strength And Might Over Cute And Weak Men GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I've come to the conclusion I am not the person with the worst grasp of languange in this thread. Thanks Jaffar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaffar
Oh my, like this totally isn't an attempt to make me take the "spelling my name wrong" bait. Yawn. Try harder next week, and maybe we'll let you hang out with us COOL KIDS™ sometime.Quote:
Originally Posted by totally emo
Jaffar! Welcome back. Please ignore totally emo's jealousy of your prowess.
Jaffar! Welcome back. :D We missed you, friend!
Ok, attention plz cuz dis is serious business ya know, m'kay?!!!1111
Yesterday I thought I'd find some friendz on da intarwebz, but I didn't find any!!11 plz help me out m'kay?!?!?!???!1111111 :( :) ;) :cool: :eek: :tongue: :confused: :mad: :mad2: :(
awwww hun *huggles* ^.^Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
ill be ur friend :):):) if u need nething luv im just a pm away! ^__^;;
will you be my friend psy. i'm sick of cutting my wrists...
No. I hate you. Go away. :irked: :mad: :mad2: :frust:
Totally Emo Why Then My Friend Do You Linger here, Do You Wish Serenity With Jaffar Or Are You Void Of Warmth For Much Fire And Rage Has Jaffar And Also Much Generous And Giving Is Jaffar GHAHAHAHAHA.
I Swear My Friends We Are But Less Worthy On This Post Then Our Enemies For They Have Clouded There Judgement And Seen That It They Who Will Make Sweet Talk HAHAHAHAHAHA But Jaffar Has Sweet Words As Well And Much Generous Is He With Them HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Rye My Friend Of All The Gods Tell Me Of Your Days And Tell Me Of Your Happiness For Jaffar Knows Only Happiness And Knows That No Sorrow Haunts His Good Friends.
OMG! Dis is lyke teh best day in da life!!!11 I'll PM you a lotz of hawt pix I took wit my webcam, lol!11111 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :confused: :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
*kisses jaffar?*
Ewwwwwwww!!! Poor Jaffar! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by totally emo
Thank you! My days have been well, I've been helping my friends in this party and enjoying my days off from school. How have your days been, friend Jaffar?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaffar
My Friend Emo I Do not Understand Do You Do Not Wish Jaffar To Become Bitter Like The Sea?HAHAHAAHAHAHA Then Jaffar Wishes You An Even Bigger Sea Of Sweet Friendship HAHAHAHAHAHA This Is Indeed Great HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What Sweet And Tender Joy We Will Have HAHAHAHAHAHA And Ring Out In Better Greeting's The Next Day ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh Sweet Rye Jaffars Days Have Always Been Good And Always Does Jaffar Wish The Great Fortune And Favor For His Friends This Is For Sure. School Rye? Tell Jaffar Of Your Studies For He Wishes To Know, Jaffar Has Envy For Such A Thing He To Once Had An Elder Who Tought Jaffar All That He Knows But Now Sadly He Gone No longer Living For The Old Man Reached his Time Long Ago :(
I miss the times when the white text in Jaffar's posts would be riddles.
Emergency double post because of hil-ar-ious chat log.
Edit: ok thanks to the mod who merged my posts, I guess.
[dragone777] wanna hear ajokwe?
[Levian] YES
[dragone777] ok
[Sin|FFXI] ;)
[Levian] please tell us a joke, satan
[Levian] *dragone
[dragone777] knock knock
[Levian] whos' there
[Sin|FFXI] SATEN
[Sin|FFXI] xD
[Levian] saten who?
[dragone777] TURKEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss the times when hentai babes where real and running all over the place, haunted by tentacle beasts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
I'm sorry for your loss! :( One day, when you're an Elder, you should teach people all you know!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaffar
I take English, History, Math, Biology, Chorus, Art, PE and Photography. :)
oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?
Drugs are bad, my friend. Drugs are bad. I told you not to "just try it out"! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by totally emo
I suppose not pointing out that Jaffar doesn't use punctuation is a good place to start. Of course, if you call yourself someone who kows English, whatever Jaffar says shouldn't be hard to read, and his posts are rather interesting. Wisdom finds alot of room here. Of course, you will never succeed, for Psy belongs to --
*shot*
That's why we invented the Law of Lemons. It was all Chuck Norris' idea.Quote:
I miss the times when hentai babes where real and running all over the place, haunted by tentacle beasts.
Haha It Is Ok Rye, You See I Have Never Seen My Father, One Day The Desert Took Took Him As If To Torment Me And leave Me Without Nothing But Hate For The Scroched Land. So Eya Took Me And Tought Me All That I Know, He Has Showed Me The Mountains And Tought Me About Pride, He Showed Me The Groves And Tought Me About Love, He Then Showed Me The River And Tought Me About Life, He Told Me To Gaze Upon The Sky And So My Wisdom Grew, He Shown Me The Ocean And I Learned Of The World. Then He Showed Me The Desert, And What A Painfull Sight That Was And Tought Me A Harsh Lesson About Love And Loss And Showed Me How Cruel And Harsh Life, Men And Lands Of All Kind Can Be.This Is What I Owe Him, I Owe Him The Mountains,Sky,Ocean,Rivers,Groves And Even Deserts For This I Could Never Repay Him And Now He Is Truly Gone.Quote:
I'm sorry for your loss! One day, when you're an Elder, you should teach people all you know!
Solve This Riddle My Friend And You Will Have Your Answer :DQuote:
oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?
I Soar Without Wings,
I See Without Eyes.
I've Traveled The Universe To And Fro.
I've Conquered The World,
Yet I Never Left Home.
What Am I?
God. Probably a true statement too.
...Chuck Norris?
:( My Friend Tavrobel This Is Not The Truth
For Much Passion Has Totally Emo
But Even More Wisdom To Answer Jaffars Riddle?
Oh wait! I got it! It's... ME!!! :eek:
I meant it to refer to you, my fine feathered friend. Perhaps his wisdom will lead Psy to him, before I do anything completely insane. After all, wouldn't we all like to fly without wings? (provided we wouldn't crash into the ground first)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaffar
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6...lyluigi3nd.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
I'm glad to see things are going so swimmingly.
I've always wanted to use the word "swimmingly". It's like, a dream come true. Maybe I should write an Oscars-esque acceptance speech.
Oh and just for the record... I was not talking about Jaffar's riddle. I saw a cool, sexy, totally awesome "higher being" outside a window. But then I discovered that it wasn't a window at all. It was, in fact, a mirror! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
All I get from that is you Jaffar. You are the only person I could tihnk that would be able to accomplish so much. In which case you must help me bond with Psy.
Good luck with that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I would not suggest you look behind you. For the image you see...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
IS ME!
You know, I like 75% of TUTU. I would be all for it, but that second T just kinda bothers me.
And the image beside you...IS ME! Your surrounded by Kefka fans (Tavrobels a Kefka fan right?)!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
The last time I checked, my Avatar got confused for a really hot chick. One of RSL's floozies, if I'm not mistaken.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned my sig.
Thanks for cheering me on, buddy-buddy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
EDIT: Ubel's sig.
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/557...rmiyagi7pd.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Ubel
Psy's so soft when he's ready. :rolleyes2
Edit~ Oh Ultima Shadow which hentai are you watching today? :tongue:
Someone should look for a Kefka cosplay.
I've seen one before. But there's nothing that captures the true insanity of Kefka.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ubel
Unless Jack Nicholson one day decided to. That would make me laugh.
Psy would make a great Kefka.
I sense something hilarious about to happen. We just gave Psy an idea.
He would, wouldn't he. Yeah, I can see it now...
I'm a kitten at heart. Mew! Mew! *paws at you softly* ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Skarr
Ugh, I sound just like a furry. I think I'm going to need to down a couple of gallons of industrial strength bleach to clean out the disgusting. (I'm using it as a noun for the purposes of this sentence, for all of you kids who want to jump on my grammar and are too idiotic to understand when I use words in a different way. Oh, and jumping on my grammar anyway, pretending to ignore this, is hilarious. Please do so!)
Everyfur knows that furry is the new emo! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
That's right. We may have to criticize you for being the new Emo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Says the guy with a panda samurai in his sig.
The correct term is "Pandaren".
And how are Pandas Emo?
Trying to find Chuck Norris is like trying to find a good samurai panda.
For a clearer explanation, trying to find Chuck Norris is like trying to find Psy's dignity.
And using our uber-newber math skills, what does that mean?
Panda's are emo because of all that makeup they wear. White faces, black around the eyes...oh wait, that's goth. Pandas are goths, then.
(And I meant a "Pandaren" is furry, which it is)
O NOESXXORS!! M SIG SI EMO!! NOES!!
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2...nt314872pq.jpg
EDIT: I just love going super-Nazi on these o rly and pwnt pics.
Damned right.
Hey, is that slapping guy Neel?
Probably. Although we will need some input from everyone else on that...
I beleive it is. And the other guy is Proto. (the guy getting pwned.)
Proto doesn't look like that. That guy looks more like Azar. Damned fire-crotch.
Yay for the day that man ever conceived of the idea of double-entendres.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
What is this!? UBEL HAST USED AN EYE AFTER IY INCORRECTLY!! WE MUST HAXXORS HIM!!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!twoQuote:
I beleive it is. And the other guy is Proto. (the guy getting pwned.)
I am ashamed of myself.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I will refer you to the previously used PWNT picture.
Tav is truly one of us now. Bless his little heart. (Don't worry Tav, it's personality that counts. :))
Crap, new page. Just as a reminder to all those new to the thread...
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2...nt314872pq.jpg
NONONONO! The journey to the Dark Side is complete! Now all I need is a TUTU banner... custom made, with my Emo Pandaren. I have only one thing to say to that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7...lpatine6so.jpg
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4711/529282f30eg.jpg
The Dark Side? Nah, you have us mistaken for the Sith. We're the Slightly Grey Side.
Chuck Norris can out-power The Emperor any day. Chuck Norris has the most 1337357 force powers of them all.
If we were the dark side, I would have already chucked Flying Mullets hands off with my red lightsaber. But we're in the grey area of things. Besides, if anyone wants to fight us...Jaffar is always on call.
*looks smug*Quote:
Originally Posted by totally emo
And no I have nothing else to add, I'm far too unoriginal.
What is the percentage of white in the slightly grey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
57%.
Why haven't you listed the looter yet?
http://www.bairey.com/journal/katrina2.jpg
http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_...oter_dance.jpg
http://www.cleavelin.net/archives001/looter4_19.gif
xDDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
That guy has a really creepy smile.
But the question is... would you hit that?
Do you really need to ask?
I have a nametag for a penis. Neat.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...u/emokyono.jpg
omfg psy i am ttly not emo how can i be emo look i'll show you my favourite band totally not emo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10.../psypeople.jpg
I am so tempted to buy you this t-shirt, Cuchulainn:
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/3/33005093_F_tn.jpg
http://www.cafepress.com/looterguy.33005093
This guy is like a one-man band.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...danjrocker.jpg
J-Rock Kawaii ^_~
I can live with that ^______________^
Edit: Took me three hours to get into that smurfing suit, though
Brown Man Lies. You got a little help from Chester Bennington. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
You keep out of this before I show everyone the time you cosplayed Chun Li :mad2:
Edit: Chuck Norris ain't got crap all on Lambert
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...ppy/wtrvdb.jpg
To be fair though, no-one has crap all on Lambert.
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8...lyspock1am.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Well, since you asked...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skarr
Today, Ultima Shadow is watching:
Beat Angel Escalayer!
Moonlight Lady!
Immoral Sisters!
Sibling Secret!
Black Cat!
My Girl!
Sweet Pleasure!
Beast City!
That's my daily dose of hentai "movies". As for pictures and Doujin... *endless list*
:)
Where the hell did all this O RLY, YA RLY, stuff come from? I must've been gone longer then I thought. *wanders off in general confusion* :Oo:
http://photobucket.com/albums/e373/p...gness/orly.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by amratis
Shoulda seen THAT one coming hmm?...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...orld/yarly.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by amratis
I'd love you forever if you did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
http://www.viperalley.com/fun/looty/bopem.gif
Okay that last one is classic.
AND that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
*waits patiently*
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/3922/nowai9ed.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Shads
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2...nt314872pq.jpg
I can;t find any new PWNT pictures that aren't pornographic, so I can;t post any new ones. I did find one of a naked Japanese guy getting peed/raped by a dog, and bystanders just laughing, however.
xD Owned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Aww please, can someone put Psy's head in that instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
A brother can only do so much, Homie. :{Quote:
Originally Posted by amratis
:cry: Ok
Don't pick on your fellow party mates. Naughty amra.
Busted! :p
I aint been naughty. Honest I'm not, really...:erm:
OMG THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DEADXXORS FOR AN HOUR!! WE MUST SPAM TO KEEP IT ALIVE!
Spam is actually quite tasty.
I wonder if Psy has added me to the TUTU roster yet.
umm you mean the goofy looking female clown? i just assumed it was just a generic picture of some emo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ubel
The TUTU Roster consists of my name 137 times.
dude psy i hope u lie because if u didnt put Chuck Norris on there then he will come and roundhouse kick u for each name on there that isnt Chuck Norris... which means 137 roundhouse kicks
Kefka is far from emo. He's always happy, look he's smiling. Cloud isn't smiling in your avatar....he must be emo. Anybody who isn't smiling 24/7 is an emo.
lol u said kefka wasnt emo but u didnt deny the fact that she is a chick lollol.
nah cloud isnt emo he is just putting on his mad face before he goes and kills someone, he is smiling on the inside. kefka smiles all the time to hide his inner sadness and is therefore emo
Who knows maybe Kefka is a woman. He wants you to think he's emo. It's all about the deception.
Ubel would be pronounced "uhbble" wouldn't it? Übel would be much cooler.
I pronounce it Übel.
What about ooo-belle?
With umlauts it would make more sense since it's German. But I don't know how to make them.
Make them like you would make sweet, sweet love to a woman, Übel.
If only I hadn't used up my necrophilia joke on Proto. Sigh...
What do I type in to get umlauts over the U?
Hell if I know. Just copy and paste from my post.
Oh no, my sig has gone.
*insert hot hamster hentai here*
This is where the thread gets hot, and sweaty. :)
Are you implying that it wasn't already?
It could be hotter...
No My Friend Psy He Simply Implies That Our Band Is One Of Great Momentum HAHAHAHAHAHAHA But This Is Good It Means We Have Not Grown Lax In Our Strength :D
Jaffar is BACK! :D
But did he truly ever leave us? Is he not in our hearts forever? Do we not carry with us the warrior spirit of Jaffar on all of our travels?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
HAHAHAHAHAHA Rye It Is Your Pleasant Words That Bring Jaffar, For You See Rye It Is The Birds That Wake Jaffar In The Morning Not The Morning Lord, It Is The Water Which Drives Jaffar Through The Desert Not The God Ehyut, It Is The Breath of Wind That Chills Jaffar In The Hot Seasons Not The Sky Milqart, So Then You See It Is The Good Company Of Friends And Companions That Bring Jaffar To This Place For Truly Here Is Where Friends Belong And This Jaffar Is Sure HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D
HahAHAHAHA My Friend Sammiebaby It Is The Spirits Of His Good Friends That Has Brought Jaffar Such Great Honor, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But You Are Right HAHAHAHAHA Much Spirit Has Jaffar And Even Greater Love For His Friends And Always Will He Humble Them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaffar you bring great entertainment and joy to a humble worker on a mind numblingly boring night.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
:D
Übel actually did it! Haha, the amount of people who have names decided by me is kinda ridiculous now.
I feel like a brand new fluid covered baby.
Yeah, really. You've named my unborn child too...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Oh, tell Lord/Lady Psychotic II I said hi.
Peanut says Hi...
If you name your child Peanut, I wouldn't know whether to laugh at you or the kid more.
OMG ok soz, liek i was tlkaing to htis chick and shees' all IM GONNA DIE ALONE AND WITH CAT FOOD and such and such so I was all no you aren't. i just wanna hold oyu close to me .] and so she's allll like "k."
I'm just calling it 'Peanut' until we find out boy or girl...
And I would hope that you would laugh at me more for traumatizing my child, and sparing him any more ridicule...:)
I want to be a Lord/Lady! :(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I lol'd
You can be a spoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I was accused of spoondom once!
Being called a spoon is a really nasty insult here in my homeland! But then, it's Scotland. Who cares about Scotland? :p
Shauna, am I a 'spoon'?
I'm a fork.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
You can be the Lady of Dirrrtay...:D
You're a Fork-Dork! *ROLLS ON DA FLOOR LAUGHING!* OMGZ!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
This thread has been dead without me for far too long!
But ye fools, none of you can so possibly be so cool as to be the instrument that I am! I am the almight... spork.
Oh, I was kinda hoping you'd be a trombone. I won't lie, this is a real disappointment.
YOU THINK I'M DIRTY TOO!? ;___________;Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
xD
Couldn't possibly be true...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
In the day I am the the almighty spork, but at night I am... still the spork. But because you wanted me to, I will become the next great TROMBONE! ALL HAIL MASTER PSY. THIS MEANS YOU TOO CHUCK NORRIS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'd say this is a great start to the day, if it actually was a start to the day.
Anyone who doesn't must be insane. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
And no Emma, you are NOT a spoon! :D
It's the start of the day in China, at least!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I'm the Duchess of Raunchy, if it makes you feel better....:D
I'll be the Duke of Nasty.
And in this court, I shall be the Tree of Awesome, whose secondary use is as a musical instrument (the Trombone).
Can I be the dude who has a wristwatch?
You're HoodyMan!!! With the Incredible Defective Wristwatch...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Wristwatch is still a wristwatch. You can wear it on the wrong hand! WOOT
I thought it was more of a malfunctioning wristwatch than a defective wristwatch. But you never know, maybe I have taken one too many supervillain punches to the head!
Yeah, Incredibly Malfunction Watch... Boy seriously does all the detective dirty work like finding the supervillian's location and then you're all like "IMW... Boy! I knew that, gosh!" and he gets all sad becuase he felt like he was cool for figuring out of the location and he was discredited. :p
Less big words, please. For example, bring a three letter word down to two. Anything past one is too many.
My Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ahh Today Is A Good Day My Friends, Indeed. My Friends I Swear To You How Sweet Life Can be, Less Bitter Are Things When Only Milk And Honey Is There To Drink, But Jaffar Does Not Like Milk Or Honey HAHAHAHA Rather It Is Pleasing And Comforting Company That He Tastes HAHAHAHAHAHA Why Then Is He Able To Wake In The Morning... Why For It Is His Companions That Wake Jaffar ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But Forget This, My Friends Tell Jaffar Now, He Must Know. Tell Jaffar Of The Companions You Have Taken On In Life HAHAHAHAHA Tell Jaffar What Pleases You For He Wishes To Know And Maybe Then Jaffar Can Try To Please You As Well HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh Rye, Why Does The Goddess Which To Fall Here In This Loathsome Realm Of Mortals. Is It Not Better You Stay In The Heavens So As To The Gods May Envy Your Purity And Beauty For I Swear Jaffar Thinks Nothing But Favor For You :DQuote:
I want to be a Lord/Lady!
What Is wristwatch My Friend Psy, Will It Bring Much Pleasure? For I Swear Tell Jaffar And He Will Bring You Comfort My Friend For Much More Humble Is Jaffar. Even Tho He Cannot See Or Hear His Friends Still Will He Try Through Words If Nothing Else.Quote:
Can I be the dude who has a wristwatch?
Well friend Jaffar, A wristwatch is a clock, but you can wear it on your wrist, so you can carry the time around with you wherever you go. It is very useful! I'm sure a great warrior such as yourself would appreciate the benefits of one.
Ah Yes A Watch My Friend HAHAHAHA. But There Is No Need My Friend Many Dials Have We In Amzighn And Much On Correct Time Do They Keep Us For Many Things :D
You know what I'd like to know, what is it that you (Jaffar) desire?
Hoodyman, did you end up ever win a staring competition with the minions of Eye Tree Earl?
Aw, thank you! :D And Hoody Man, do you use 1960 Batman action like "POW!" and "STARE!" and "RANDOM!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaffar
*spanks everyone else who have ever posted in this thread*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/535...jackass5xk.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Charles Dickens
Ya... rly.
I'm rather amused, though. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Edit: POKEMON 4 TEH WINZ!!!
That's freaking hilarious.
The R is for Winston!
Whats his wig for?
Because the character James from the Pokemon anime series has blue hair.
Well thats just stupid.
No he doesn't. His hair is clearly lilac. (Today I'm in touch with my feminine side, re-united after I believed it had fallen off that cliff all those years ago)
I apologize, master! I shall now return to my tree and learn all the names of specific colors, depending on the amount of red, blue, and green in them!
What if I want to be a spoon?
...Umm, OK? :)