Hah hah. I can imagine Samus and Zelda wanting one of those really badly and Link and Ganondorf getting really jealous of Captain Falcon. Maybe Peach as well. (People give weird looks) Well it is kind of obvious that Ganondorf does have feelings for Zelda. Also, here's Captain Falcon's New Theme Song.
Anyways, today's update was nice. It's good to know that you can use the Ukemi on walls and ceilings, the glancing blows not making enemies flinch like they did in the previous games, (hope this won't affect Marth badly since that's his main strength though) and pivot grabs being able to increase your grab range by a lot (it may take quite a lot of practice to master though).
I was kind of hoping that crawling and wall clinging would be explained though. I guess that update will be for another day.