And here is my second speech
Noobs.
I was once asked by a little boy where noobs come from… It wasn’t until I was half way done explaining about the sex process in great, vivid detail that I realized he said noobs and not babys.
This made me ponder… where do noobs come from? Are they different from newbies? And what creates their noobness? I started to look over calculus equations by studying noob patterns… here is the information I had compiled.
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Originally Posted by demondude55
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
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Originally Posted by demondude55
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
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Originally Posted by demondude55
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
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Originally Posted by demondude55
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
The walls around you are closing in, the ceiling is coming down, and the flowing so going up. Killer ants are gnawing at you.
What do you do? Who do you call for? How hard to you cry? How long did it take you to answer these questions?
if you don't respond to this final question you are a noob. Are you a noob?
I am a noob.
Please answer the other questions as well.
I curl up in a ball call for mummy and cry so hard I kill the ants.
Interesting...
Hmm yes. Now you must guess why I am asking you these questions.
Do you looooooooove me?
No wrong, I'm doing the Best Newbie ciddie speech, and now that is going to be in it, I've been screwing with your head this entire time! :jess: Any last remarks?
Demondude55 thinks harle-quin is a penis face.
As you can see demondude55 = bad grammar, and self-loving…
Therefore does self-loving+ bad grammar=noob?
My search continued…
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Originally Posted by MKusanagi
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
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Originally Posted by MKusanagi
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
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Originally Posted by MKusanagi
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In exactly 30 words tell me which is better ;) or :D and why.
Whiskey is the king among hard liquor. It is smoother than tequila and it gets you drunk faster than a bottle of wine. Nothing better than Jim Beam. Winks rock.
And how does that make you feel?
Intimidated and Maniacally happy.
How about you?
Now that I have the response to my Newbie Questions for the Newbie Ciddie Speech very good!
Thats right your answers are going to be used in some way shape or form in my Speech, I've just been playing with your head! Any Last remarks? :tongue:
There once was a princess caught in a bush so she ripped her dress off and became a stripper instead?
MKusanagi’s response where just… strange so…
Does strange=noob?
When asking The Ceej questions he replied by punching me in the nuts. The move of a dick. Therefore does dick=noob?
The answer was not yet fulfilled.
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Originally Posted by Mr Cactuar
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
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Originally Posted by Mr Cactuar
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Are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude or a Psychotic?
Waaah?
On a scale from one to ten are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude? Or a Psychotic?
Despite having no idea what you're talking about, an awesome.
So if Mr Cactuar= awesome
Does noob=awesome? I sure hoped not.
I also sent PMs to Tallulah, Hazzard, and James Leopold and received no answer. We can only assume they are too stupid to use the PM service. Does that mean stupid=noob?
After reviewing the facts for several
weeks, days, okay hours, FINE minutes…
Alright a few seconds…
I found that Noob=Awesome divided by bad grammar minus parentheses the square root of self loving minus dickness end parentheses plus stupid…
Or
N=A/bg-(S-L2-D)+S!
And that is how I solved the meaning of noob.
