##Vote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Either Arnold or Uma Thurman dies today. I'd safely say that Sylvester Stallone is what he has claimed to be, but I doubt both of the others' roleclaims.
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##Vote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
Either Arnold or Uma Thurman dies today. I'd safely say that Sylvester Stallone is what he has claimed to be, but I doubt both of the others' roleclaims.
I really didn't want to see Vin Diesel go down because I wanted his assistance today, more than any other day. Strange gambit by Harrison Ford to try and get him lynched, but probably better that he took the noose himself as it stops us wasting a day lynching him now.
I'm counting on Brucey to pull off some magic tonight. But we should have the numbers in our favor.
Sir, it has been nice knowing you.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Who's sick of Sam running trout?
No more gifs to hide behind?
It doesn't even matter if I'm mafia. Uma, Willis, Stallone stay true to each other. Kill me tomorrow if you must. I'll vote for myself if I have to. But we cannot stand for it anymore. We do it because we must. We do it for us. And we do it now.
For great justice.
##vote: Samuel Leroy Jackson
Well we've found our last scum. That was easy.
It was obvious from the beginning. Willis saved you so you're a good guy? You guessed there was a "third party killer" so you have to be a doctor?
Uma, Willis, Stallone, if you really think I'm mafia, let's go over some numbers assuming I am.
Today: Lynch Jackson
Tonight: I kill one of you.
Tomorrow: You lynch me and win.
You want a role-claim? I'm the Fairy smurfing Godmother, and I can grant you one last wish.
And since I'm the best smurfing Fairy in the whole smurfing Fairyland, it's a twofer.
You get to kill Sam Jackson, and you get to win this mindsmurf of a game.
I'm not sure what your game is mothersmurfer, but I'm still gonna give you credit for trying to take me down. Your roid rage might be responsible but damn if it ain't just one of the most entertaining things I've seen all day.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlz1...qb55o1_500.gif
Oh look, Arnold Schwarzenegger is butthurt because his attempted kill on me the first night didn't work. :jess: I'm the second best chance this town has to win, and you're ready to piss it down the drain. But you know what, Arnold? It's not about the winning or losing. What really matters, what's really memorable, is the moment.
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Whether you are scum or you have gone mad, I will see you hang. You should not kill if you aren't prepared to die yourself. As the functional Doctor in this Town, I have been trying to keep people alive all game. But I will bleed for victory if it must be done.
##Unvote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
##Vote: [M] Samuel L Jackson
Your move, mothersmurfer. Who wants to hammer the Doctor? :aimsun:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me...c08do1_500.gif
You can take your credit to the grave. It's not getting you trout here, but it might get you a penthouse overlooking a lake in hell.
Nice try, patchy, but we've already seen that move. And even without the gifs, they did it better.
You don't understand, Arnold. I don't care. I have already won. Regardless of the outcome, I will be remembered. You are just the sad, pathetic Godfather who couldn't lead his family to victory. Try again next time; you might have better luck then, without Samuel L Jackson to ruin your plans.