Final Fantasy Jokes (maybe spoilers??)
So, me and my two best friends stayed up until 5 AM yesterday laughing histerically at the final fantasy jokes we were making. I hope ya'll can enjoy them too.
WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS
What does Squall use on his chapped lips?
- Lip Balamb.
What kind of underwear does Auron wear?
- Tidus Whities.
What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
-Take a Wakka.
Who is Spira's most famous talk show host?
-Rikku Lake.
What is Ivalice's most common algebra expression?
-The Balthierian Theorem.
If Courtney Love were to be in a Final Fantasy, What would her boobs be?
- Oglop-sided.
What is Spira's most famous soft drink?
-Yunafrescha
What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
- A mini Vaan.
What does Squall do in the Garden's classroom?
- He takes Quistises.
If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
- Selphie-struct
What does Cloud use to clean his house?
- A dust buster sword.
What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
- Sephibroth.
What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
- Cait Sith.
What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
- Painkiller.
What do Final Fantasy 8 characters get from not drinking right?
- Galbadia Stones
What is Spira's favorite kind of music?
- Bra-ska
What kind of dog is Angelo?
- A Baha-mutt
What is Rinoa's favorite vegetable?
-Squallsh
Aeris is a materia girl.
What does Vincent get in his clothes if he doesn't iron them?
- Lucrecias
Why does Vaan always fight so hard?
- He doesn't want to die in Vayne.
What do you get if you cross final fantasy 7 and resident evil?
- Chris RedXIIIfield.
So yeah. I have a LOT more. I hope these made you laugh. I'll add more once I get ahold of my friend cause I can't remember anymore...
