Math Humor!

I want to see some cheesy math humor here!

lawl i actually laughed.

you want physics humor? :p

Two atoms sit in a bar.

atom1: are you sure you dont want another beer?
atom2: Im positive.

Haw haw haw! :laugh:

i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"

Why did the mathemetician become a preist,
He was given a sine

Why dont asymptotes get pulled over?
They dont go over the limit

Why dont pessimists get laid?
You cant root something thats negative

I have hundreds of these but i cant remember them at the moment

edit: A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"

A mathemetician was asked the most significant memory he had and he says
"When i learnt to difrentiate it was a real turning point in my life"

I made a most of these up myself

This is the biggest physics joke i could find..

total physics fail!

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/...sm_ab98217.jpg

thats mighty fast.. i get why it crashed now.

Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween?

Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.

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Originally Posted by o_O

Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween?

Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.

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OMG!! Everytime i hear this one the coincidence cotinues to amaze me

^I dont get it. :(

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i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"

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lmao


Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this:

n^2 = nsinx

n = sinx

sinx = six
n

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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner

^I dont get it. :(

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Open up the calculator on your computer in scientific mode, punch in 25, then click the "Oct" radio button.
Christmas equals Halloween
25th December = 31st October
25 Dec = 31 Oct
25 Decimal = 31 Octal


My favorite is the proof that girls are evil:
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/0435.jpg

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"

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Positive :confused:

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"

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Positive :confused:

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An absolute number is root(x^2)

so its impossible for it to be negative

I saw Jessweeee♪'s response as a bad pun response.

how should i know that :p.. i just take it as it comes :)

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner

^I dont get it. :(

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Open up the calculator on your computer in scientific mode, punch in 25, then click the "Oct" radio button.
Christmas equals Halloween
25th December = 31st October
25 Dec = 31 Oct

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Oh, I see.

8x3 = 24

24 +1 = 25

I can do maths, me! :D



Oh and I remember the old chestnut about women being evil.

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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner

^I dont get it. :(

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i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"

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lmao


Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this:

n^2 = nsinx

n = sinx

sinx = six
n

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I giggled at this because keeping variables and units separate has been a chore when studying for this physics test xD "Is that an A for amps or for area?! L for length or Inductance?! TAU FOR TORQUE OR FOR TIME CONSTANT??!?!!"