better lock your doors...

Here comes the Repo Man. I'm going to throw a wrench into this forum:

http://www.usatoolsplus.com/catalogs/be/it010001.jpg

Ha ha...

Just what we need! Say, could you have a look at my car, it's making funny sounds...

Ai na vedui, Repo. Mae govannen.

*reposesses your car*

That ought to show you to pay your bills. Hmmph. I suppose I could use my wrench to fix it.

*looks under the hood*

You know, Mr. Naitsirk, you could really use a new alternator. You don't want to have your battery die on you, now do you? I can fix it for only $1475. What a deal!

O...K... I think I'll... Just... Break down and cry.

So you're the guy who took my wrench.

Hey there, repo man. You can go ahead and repossess my car; it's a heap of junk. What'll you give for scrap, eh? It's a '94 Ford Piece of Sh-- I mean, Tempo.

Now, now. It takes all kinds of cars to fill a junkyard. I will give you half of the money Naitsirk pays me for a new alternator. Hell, I should just buy your car for $500, take the alternator out, and sell it to Naitsirk for $1000 plus labor. Just think of all the new wrenches I could buy with that kinda profit. Wow. Blows my mind.

I bet you're a veteran in disguise.

Why do you say these things, Naitsirk? I just came here today. Just because I am cool doesn't mean I'm not new.

Prove it. Make a few typos. Act immature. Joke around. THEN we will know you are veteran.

I'm just good at typing, and I have been to a few message boards before. Is it a requirement here that all new members make incoherent posts? I'm not exactly sure what you are saying.

Bah. That what I posted was a... What's the word... Variable... Constant... Configuration... Pic... Description of a veteran. It was a joke. A bad one at that. Ignore it.

Scary, man. *ducks wrenches*

*returns to Gau form*

Uwaoo! *uses Repo Man rage and throws wrenchs right back at repo man*

haha!