The scary world of FFX!

Ok, everyone says 'whoa! ffx would be sooo cool to live in!' but would it really be? Let's look at some points:

No-one EVER says your name. (Tidus)
Whenever your attacked, your vision shatters and monsters appear out of nowhere!
Theres a list that appears, an arrow which moves up and down and controls what you do!
When you walk into another room everything goes temporarily black

Anyone wanna add?

You have to walk EVERYWHERE D:


In the heat and snow!


In the same clothes!


I mean, poor Rikku!

you have to deal with SIN

you have to learn to hold your breath under exertion for five minutes. and only move in two dimensions while in a three dimensional sphere (wtf's with that??)

you become the focus of really bad fan fiction

You'd have to speak like Tidus.

You'd have to listen to Yuna's whistling *cringe*

& Yuna & Tidus laughing *double cringe*

Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh , maybe Aurons interested' Tidus ' THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO HEAR THAT!' Wakka 'AGAINST YEVON!!!!!!' Lulu 'Ehm... if it's what you want just make sure it's the right choice...' etc. etc. would be so funny

You have to wait your turn when you fight.

there no porn or nowhere to take a dump

You have to deal with the mystery of why Seymour's hair is wacky

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Originally Posted by Suvious

Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, maybe Aurons interested' Tidus ':skull::skull::skull::skull: THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO HEAR THAT!' Wakka 'AGAINST YEVON!!!!!!' Lulu 'Ehm... if it's what you want just make sure it's the right choice...' etc. etc. would be so funny

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I can imagine that... :D

So, my day was getting worse. I had just found out that Yuna was gonna die, I doubted my very existence, and on top of that, I had to deal with my huge man-crush on Auron...

1. People just walk into your house and take your hard-earned cash and items, without so much as an explanation.

2. You put your keys in your pocket, then can't find them because your Potions and Phoenix Down and every other item you have is IN THE SAME POCKET!

3. You realise, after 2 hours of searching your pockets, that there is no such thing as a Key in Spira.

You will have to pray, or join the albeld and learn what they're saying (which will take a long time).

There's.... no computers..... with games on.... :(

Tidus: I don't mean to sound selfish... but this is my story! It'll go the way I want or I'll end it!

Brennan.... wtf? Make sense in your posts :P

You get girls with swirly eyes turning into machinery!

i got what ya said brennan