Today, as I logged onto my computer, happily excited for the new merriment and wholesome fun I wanted from EoFF, I look at my avatar, and see a moral abomination. A young woman, daisy fresh at the look of her, making gestures that suggest oral stimulation of... ahem... what lurks beneath the masculine gender's fig leaf.
And yet other things! This morning I gazed upon our fair photo album, only to see the naked upper half of a young red man! On the internet? That's where child groomers wait for such photos to grasp with their wicked claws of perversion. I turn pale at such ideas. But alas, retribution will come.
Whoever is responsible for such a wickedly inappropriate action has got it in for them. For I have decided to launch the EoFF Morals Movement. We will fight all depravity. All scarlet women and immoral lads will fear the mighty holy light of our purity. By the light of Psychotic's blonde hair, the sanctity of our fair message board must be upheld.
Who else feels that EoFF has become a tumultuous wasteland of sex, depravity, and rock & roll? :colbert:
