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Lesson 1:
How to properly open up your bowels.
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Come one, come all for your discount bargain medical advice!
How may I serve you? Or feel free to serve others with your astounding medical knowledge.
(SPOILER)Disclaimer, some of this advice has merit... most of it is from the internet
What is the best way to dispose of a corpse?
It's been in my freezer for a couple days, so take that into account.
oh lord. This is upsetting.
Lesson 2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Be weary of Pig Farmers
I live in a reasonably small apartment in a city that can't quite remove itself from the ways of cattle farming. I do not have access to pigs or any other livestock (short of the aforementioned cow). Are there any other ways to do this? I should also add that my budget is cheap so any sort of equipment sort of the basic living utensils will be difficult to come by.
I also do not own a shovel.
I think this is a trick question to lure out the serial killers.
The bowel thing totally works, by the way.
Last time I made a thread involving poop, it crashed and burned
Clearly you do not know how to talk about poop in an appropriate manner. Take some lessons from the resident poop expert.
Mine involved dating
I see a lot of poop talk, allow me to assist you in understanding your fecal matter more.
Lesson 3:
Know your poop.
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Typically 1-3 is good
No way, 4 is good. You want to see a nice soft "S" or "C" in your toilet bowl.
I totally have my own name for each of those poos. They're all disgusting and horrible in their own way.
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NGC says: Girls don't poop