Quin's Round Three Burden of Terminal Unoriginality and Creative Retardation

"To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them."

So Round Three has begun and I've bugger all clue what to do. I'm gonna catch up on the news articles and read them with a more analytical mindset to see what's what. Fortunately, it's easy for me to access because I always have the sidebar because I'm not weird. I mean, really!

On France, I've just received my bank card. It declares that I have financial residence in France (tax identity and that) and a job (Professeur d'anglais, bitches!), and provides health insurance. France is awesome.

How long are you staying in France?

Six months? A year? A million years? I've not yet decided. I think I'll make it my base of operations when I go travelling using TEFL, since it's just so much better than England. I've forgotten all my French, so it's all confusing and imposing, but that'll change. Right now, because of the constant work, my brain is absolutely shattered. Not only am I going through government files, which is mind-numbing enough, but I'm having to learn and try to understand the language at the same time!

Me so sleepy! xD

Professor Flambard. Not bad, son.

Well, it just means teacher. I'll also be a formateur, which is trainer. I'm not so cool as to be a proper professor!

The article is a blank canvas. You can make whatever you want of it.

I'm still gonna call you Professor, because when you inevitably annoy me I can call you Professor Jackass and that makes me smile a little.

Professor Jackass is certainly better than many of the atrocious screen names he's chosen for himself over the years.

Scandalous lies.

I propose we change his name to that for a brief stint sometime soon.

It'd be good to add another name to my monstrous list of names.

Quinter Wonderland is next up, surely.

It wasn't, but it bloody well is now.

I used to just change my name every year, around my join date. A tradition. Now I'm like some crack whore for names. What have you people done to me?

What have you done to yourself?

I don't think I should talk about that here, but I'm flattered by your interest.