it's too smurfing hot

I am so sweaty I could probably be marked as a formal body of water. Maybe a lake or a river. smurf. someone turn off the sun for a while. I'm not even in the hottest place in the country right now

I hate being hot. I sweat way too much and it's annoying. I much prefer being cold.

Come on down to my neck of the woods. It's currently 37 degrees/3C and the highest it's going to be all week is 54/12.

I don't like being hot or cold. Winter is my least favorite season and summer, now that I'm out of school, is my second least favorite. I much prefer Spring. Not too hot, not too cold, it's just right. Shame it's the shortest season out of all of them.

Well that's what you get for living on the wrong side of the world. No sympathy whatsoever :colbert:

I chose this week to go camping away from my electric fan. The place had the word "falls" in the name but after a 1.5 hour walk through steep terrain the "water"fall was a dried up cliff face and I barely had enough drinking water for the return trip

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I chose this week to go camping away from my electric fan. The place had the word "falls" in the name but after a 1.5 hour walk through steep terrain the "water"fall was a dried up cliff face and I barely had enough drinking water for the return trip

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brother you could have died. I did that kind of thing once. Such regret. But I'm glad you made it back safely.

this smurfing country man

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I mean look at all those colours we're not even using, nice greens and blues and trout. smurfing hell I am pretty sure I could fry eggs on my face

That sounds fantastic and I would gladly switch places with you rather than be in this cold ass place.

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I mean look at all those colours we're not even using, nice greens and blues and trout. smurfing hell I am pretty sure I could fry eggs on my face

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I just checked one for the UK and we are pretty much all green (Although green on that map was 0-10C) - I am okay with this.

Meanwhile, in Norway

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Norway how about we hug and maybe equalise a little jesus smurf you are basically in freezing to death levels

40-44 degrees celcius all week in Melbourne has been pretty damn rough... Can't wait for the cool change on Saturday!

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Norway how about we hug and maybe equalise a little jesus smurf you are basically in freezing to death levels

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Are you kidding? It's actually pretty hot right now, all things considered.

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I chose this week to go camping away from my electric fan. The place had the word "falls" in the name but after a 1.5 hour walk through steep terrain the "water"fall was a dried up cliff face and I barely had enough drinking water for the return trip

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"I cannot recall the taste of water..."

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It is pretty mild here actually for January. I'm fully expecting a huge blizzard to hit us at some point though. Winter wouldn't be the same without mass panic in the UK over a tiny bit of snow.

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Norway how about we hug and maybe equalise a little jesus smurf you are basically in freezing to death levels

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Sup?

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Hey Jiro, maybe if you left the country it would cool off a bit. See the joke is that you are a handsome man. But the handsome man part isn't a joke. The whole hot thing. I'm not very good at this.