First World Problems (Star Wars Edition)

I didn't have time to get in a cool pose before they froze me in carbonite :(

I found some droids but they weren't the ones I was looking for. :(

I keep shooting st the bad guys but I never hit them :(

I keep shooting at the good guys but I never hit them :(

I don't know who shot first :(

When you're as clumsy as you are stupid.

I kissed my twin x.x

I ordered a blue lightsaber from Amazon.com, but they sent me a red one. And now they won't refund my s&h.

~ Darth

I died and my force ghost suddenly looks like Hayden Christensen. Help.

Midichlorian count too low

Lost my hand in a barfight but when I went to get a cybernetic replacement they didn't have any with ghost flames. :(

Having the high ground only works if your Obi-wan

~ Darth Maul

I was beaten in a podrace by a stupid kid!

My uncle won't let me go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters :(

I got my ass kicked by a blind guy.