Twin Peaks: A "breastaurant" more erotic than Hooters

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A "breastaurant" is a restaurant that features scantily-clad women with large breasts as waitresses. Hooters was the original, but lately, many more have opened. One of the fastest growing breastaurants is Twin Peaks, which is considered more erotic than Hooters. If you look at the extremely skimpy outfits they're wearing, and how they flirt with customers, and how they let the customers flirt back with the waitresses, they are indeed much more erotic than Hooters.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_869663.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...ticle-1.127016

One time, Hooters found itself in a minor controversy when a group of 8th grade students from a Pennsylvania middle school ate lunch there during a field trip to an aquarium in Baltimore, Maryland. The total group of over 100 students, teachers, and chaperones was too large for a single restaurant, so they split up, and about 20 of them ended up at Hooters, where they were exposed to scantily-clad women with large breasts; their skimpy outfits would certainly clash with the school's strict dress code, which requires girls to cover themselves up. The school's superintendent stated that he wished that they picked another restaurant, but that he did not receive any complaints from any of the parents. Though if they went to Twin Peaks, it would probably be a much different story.

I had a friend who worked at both hooters and twin peaks. They really don't need breasts if it's evidence of her working at both. Just shorts and short shirts.

The wings at hooters are freaking great though.

Maybe there should be more male-centric ones, I'd be okay with that.

This title of this restaurant is exceedingly misleading. I was hoping to come here finding handsome young homicide detectives with nice smiles helping themselves to a piece of cherry pie. :colbert:

Also, Hooters is not erotic, and "breastaurant" is stupid.

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Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire

Hooters was the original, but lately, many more have opened.

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While I cant give you any specific names I can assure you Hooters was not the first establishment to have food served by waitresses displaying cleavage. They use to be called wenches.

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A "breastaurant" is a restaurant that features scantily-clad women with large breasts as waitresses.

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I'm not sure what depresses me more; the fact that these places exist or that they're so commonplace we have a special term for them.

I joke about going to Hooters whenever I'm in America but I can't ever imagine actually doing it. Like, it just must be as awkward as smurf to actually go. "Yes alright thanks for the innuendo and mild flirting but I know you're being paid to do it and you're not really my type, this is awkward I just want to eat my steak thanks goodbye."

Whatever though, if it works for their customers and the girls find value in being employed there I can't see the harm.

Huh just looked it up apparently there is one Hooters in the UK. In Nottingham (yes Robin Hood town) the famous gun crime capital of the UK. Rednecks, guns, Hooters. It all adds up.

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Huh just looked it up apparently there is one Hooters in the UK. In Nottingham (yes Robin Hood town) the famous gun crime capital of the UK. Rednecks, guns, Hooters. It all adds up.

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Let's relocate the EoFF World Meet-Up to Nottingham.

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Huh just looked it up apparently there is one Hooters in the UK. In Nottingham (yes Robin Hood town) the famous gun crime capital of the UK. Rednecks, guns, Hooters. It all adds up.

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Let's relocate the EoFF World Meet-Up to Nottingham.

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I will attend only in the event that we can procure a maneless lion wearing a crown too big for its head.

I see no issues with that.

I've seen the name Twin Peaks on a sign on my drive to work everyday. I always wanted to believe it was related to the show.... This thread has killed the dream I dreamed.

We used to eat at the other place... trout. What's it called!? The Irish one.

TILTED KILT. Yeah. That place is yummy.

I couldn't care less about the attire. As long as the food and service are good, then I'm a happy camper.


Also you don't necessarily have to have large jugs to work in places like that. It's more about being in shape and having an overall physically appealing shape

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Huh just looked it up apparently there is one Hooters in the UK. In Nottingham (yes Robin Hood town) the famous gun crime capital of the UK. Rednecks, guns, Hooters. It all adds up.

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Let's relocate the EoFF World Meet-Up to Nottingham.

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I will attend only in the event that we can procure a maneless lion wearing a crown too big for its head.

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Pull it off and I'll actually show up at this imaginary EoFF world meet-up that'll never happen.

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Pull it off and I'll actually show up at this imaginary EoFF world meet-up that'll never happen.

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It's uh, very much under way in terms of planning. London 2016, baby. :3

ANYWAY. Boobs in restaurants.

Oh yeah, the topic. I feel the same as Psychotic. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against boobs by any means. I just personally feel it's pointless in a restaurant setting.

Considering what kids wear to school these days, I don't see how the kids going to Hooters is such a big deal. I mean, other than the very real prospect of cleaning, uh, stuff off the seats in the back of the bus.

I've never been to a Hooters, but I don't think they're overtly sexual, are they?

I have had wings from Hooters, even though I've never been in one, and I wasn't impressed. B-Dubs is the better RESTaurant for me; it doesn't have to rely on crap gimmicks to get people in. Wings & Beer. Breasts are best left for contexts where touching them will not get one arrested.

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I have had wings from Hooters, even though I've never been in one, and I wasn't impressed. B-Dubs is the better RESTaurant for me; it doesn't have to rely on crap gimmicks to get people in. Wings & Beer. Breasts are best left for contexts where touching them will not get one arrested.

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B-Dubs has the best wings though, handsdown. I'll go there over hooters for wings any time. In fact I just went there Saturday! But they didn't have my Strongbow beer :( Don't market it if you don't have it!