good quotes

I dont know if we haveone of theses but im startin one. they can be funny, intelligent, scary, anything.

These are just things my princible has said from the last 2 years.

"If your phones are not working please call the main office again if your phones are not working please call the main office."

*this happend when someone pulled the fire alarm*
"Please students do not panic just listen to my announcements and if you cant hear me please move closer to the loudspeaker.

This ones from my sig
"Heres to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"

"Personally, I'm into hardcore corn"
"garbagey, the garbage can that really can."
"Gambling is like doing drugs, it only works if you sniff it."
"Man + Heater = Hot"
"Fetus sounds like feet us"
"The Saxaphones and the French Horns were good friends... We were always Saxy and they were always Horny"
"I'd like a house built out of duct tape, because then I wouldn't have to duct tape my windows for hurricanes"
"I'd have to say he sucks. But what he sucks, however, is not to be disclosed."
"It's funny how people who watch CNN also have a tendency to fart out of their mouths instead of talking"


Not my personal favorites, but they're what's on this random person's random quotes (and happen to make sense for those who don't go on IRC and when they're taken out of context.).

"The goal of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for thiers" ~General Patton

*Patton

"You cannot shake hands with a closed fist" -Indira Gandhi

"When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." -Herman Goering (Yes, he was a Nazi. But its rather eerie.)

*So I didn't make it over the rainbow, so what! Lots of people don't* - Judy Garland.

*We never had any money, but that didn't seem to face momma! We always lived like millionaires* - Liza Minnelli.

*I don't like to label people -after all, we're all humans* - Lorna Luft.

Einstein was a dude.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein

One particularly relevant for me:

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" -- Albert Einstein

And something a bit more confrontational - but something I very much agree with:

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despiceable an ignoreable war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." -- Albert Einstein

*When you've been through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover, anything else is a laugh* - Millicent Martin.

I recently started collecting my favorite quotes.

Here're a couple of good ones, though I don't know who said them:

"Your freedom to swing your arm ends where my nose begins."

"This is not a black and white world. To be alive, I say the colors must swirl and I believe that maybe today, we will get to appreciate the beauty of gray."

"There are two infinities. Human stupidity and the universe, and I'm not so sure about the latter." - Albert Einstein

This one isn't really a quote, but it's a hilarious "law" that my physics professor told us:

"Think dammit!" - Pine's Law.

"No more tears, now i will think about revenge." - Mary Queen of Scots

"Dont be so tolerant, that you tolerate intolerance." - Bill Mauher

"Its a cash and carry world, sometimes you pay a little sometimes you pay alot and sometimes its all you've got."

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx

"I'll sign!
Jusin"

-Anonymous

EDIT: If Denamark is viewing this thread, don't quote me plz. :(

Me and square_is_the_best have a book of random things we say, so here's a few:
"E-News are just Emus with more feathers"
'If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have two pennys."
We also made a few words...
SITB made: Prizimated
and I made: PhasePhatical.
Here's a sentence so you can get the meanings..
"Life is phasephatical except when it's Prizimated.

Me and square_is_the_best have a book of random things we say, so here's a few:
"E-News are just Emus with more feathers"
'If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have two pennys."
We also made a few words...
SITB made: Prizimated
and I made: PhasePhatical.
Here's a sentence so you can get the meanings..
"Life is phasephatical except when it's Prizimated".

If I don't move you can't see me!
That's Dinosaurs
I'm a Dinosaur you can't see me!