The NEW EoFF Family Tree!

I'm tired of all this "EoFF family crap." I find it highly offensive and innapropriate, and have avoided participating for as long as it has existed.

Until now because this will be far more amusing.

I'm going to make a new family tree. This is how it works:

Everyone post up to three EoFF family members behind a spoiler tag. They can be your sibling or your child. That's it. You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

EXAMPLE:
Daughter: Carles Manson
Older Brother: Marilyn Manson
Older Sister: Your Mom

I'll start collecting the data and make a family tree. ^_^

This may turn out miserably, but it seemed like a fun idea so I'm going for it.

EDIT: They're behind spoiler tags so as not to influence your decision, though you're welcome to look after you've posted if you don't want to be surprised.

(SPOILER)Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.

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Little Brother: Ansem


That's all I can come up with.

I am going to make you my (SPOILER)daughter, Shlup. And your brother will be, uh...Joel. Yeah.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

They can be your sibling or your child.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Husband: ButThePoncho

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I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

I was going to say spouse but I decided to let common children determine that. *fixes*

Looking at Joel's and then Kiro's, I think I'm gonna die. ;_;

(SPOILER)Brother: Agent Proto~Sister: Shlup~

Hey, you're the one that made the thread.

(SPOILER)And don't you talk in that tone of voice, young lady.

EDIT: (SPOILER)Mother of God, I'm like a 16th-century aristocrat. 6 children already.

I don't know if I want to particapate in this just yet I'll see how it goes from here just know I might join in.

(SPOILER)eestlinc is my brother's brother.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

(SPOILER)eestlinc is my brother's brother.

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Don't make me have to start a D=e? thread.

You don't want to go down that road. The end of it would shock even you.

(SPOILER)Im thinkin' DMKA just might be my brother in arms, same with necronopticous, and i guess chaos could be my really hot sister. (sorry chaos)

This is turning ugly. ... >_>