Who would win a duel the pope or jesus? Note: this topic was brought up between my friends and myself on a band trip. Still, we havent figured out who...
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Who would win a duel the pope or jesus? Note: this topic was brought up between my friends and myself on a band trip. Still, we havent figured out who...
I don't get it.
Obviously Jesus. Why even be stupid on this one?
Well, the pope hasn't come back to life yet--he's stayin pretty dead. So my money's on Jesus.
Jesus. I mean heck, if he wanted to stay pacifist, he'd just have to go walk out on a lake and keep the pope's boat motors from firing.
theundeadheroisnotdead!!! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Azar With A Hat
I was talking about the...the imposter pope.>_>
Pope theundeadhero I would win. he'd summon his fire-breathing t-rex, the symbol of cidism.
Ummmm...Since they both have beliefs of compassion, then ideally they would not be in a fight in the first place. But in a non-sensical universe, Jesus would considering he is the son of God.
Well, since the pope is a figurehead and has absolutely no powers, obviously Jesus would win. It'd be the same as asking who would win, Yoda or, well, you.
Jesus Christ!
Lord almighty!
Jesus could kick my ass :(
Jesus would throw a statue of Bhudda at the pope and the pope would die of severe hemmoraging. (Jesus doesn't like Bhudda.)
The space pope would win