1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

Here is how this thread works, we post reasons according to this subject and when we get to 1001 we celebrate with whatever you mods can think of. Make sure after you post to check over it to make sure you got you numbers right. I'll go first

1.If somehow you have found some Final Fantasy X bed spread with matching pillows.
2.You make your own gunblade
3.You wear a shirt that says Aeris R.I.P
4.If you legally change your name to Zidane
5.If you dye your skin blue and grow red dreadlocks.
6.When playing a zombie game like Resident Evil, you shout "LIFE, LIFE!"
7.If you have everyone in FFX fill every grid on the sphere grid.

8.When you sing and or hum "one winged angel"and "the hymn of th fayth"

9. When you wonder what is going to happen next and then fall down the stairs and spring your ankle XD ((Guilty))
10. When You cosplay as Sephiroth but ur parents won't let you take ur sword all over town XP (( Guilty))
11.When you are cosplayed as Tifa and beat the crap out of a poolstick making it look like a limit break just because your angry (( Guilty))

I have way to many, would post more but that would be a lot XDXDXDXDXDXD

12.If you dress as ff characters............... on a regular basis.
13.If your friends know how to play but have never even laid eyes on the games.

14.If you check to see if a frog is really human
15.You confuse the word airplane with airship
16.If you're herhttp://i360.com/shirokami/ax2k3/gall...splayimage.jpg
17.If you're these girls *link removed* oops supposed to be pics of eiko and ff9 shiva.
18.If you get custom final fantasy jewelery (Ashley has a chocobo necklace).

EDIT BY BoB: Removed your link - the site you were linking to does not allow remote linking, and the result wasn't dandy. :)

19) If you contribute to a thread such as this.
20) If you suddenly realize you've been playing FF for an entire day and don't think much of it.
21) If you can quote lines from a FF game, and not the short ones like "whatever..." or "YOU SPOONY BARD!"
22) You make an entire website devoted to one or more Final Fantasy games.
23) If you look at this and don't feel bad for the guy's mother: http://web1.file-center.net/tattoo/p...345043-big.jpg
24) If you actively look for and collect pictures of your favorite character with more in mind than just looking at Heidegger him or her.
25) If you have bought a re-release or port of a FF game that you already own.
26) If you get excited when you see an announcement for a re-release or port of a game you already own.
27) If you've ever engaged in the ultimate FF fan **** waving contest: "I've beaten more FF games than you (and I did it better than you)."
28) If you can pronounce the words "Papaopamus", "Yamata no Orochi", "Scarmiglion", "Cagnozzio", "Midgard Sormr" and "Adrammalech" without having to stare at the screen a minute.
29) You can understand obscure references to FF games that haven't even been released in the US.

30) When you fail at life

31) You spend hours practicing fan arrangements of music from final fantasy on your instrument
32) You spend hours practicing the *real* arrangements of music from FF on your instrument.
33) You spend hour practicing the music of FF on an instrument you've never played before in your life.
34) Normal people named Vincent, Rosa, Maria, Cecil, Terra, Cara, Lulu, and Guy give you funny looks when you start talking about their exploits.
35) You don't need a strategy guide to quote HP of various monsters
36) At different levels in ff8.

37)When you play through the game a second time you save at different parts because that part of the story is cool and you want easy access to it
38)When your AIM sound for receiving a message is the victory fanfare
39)When you complain an FF game sucks but you played and beat it anyways
40)You've learned a lot about ancient mythlogical creatures and gods from the summons and enemies

THE JACKEL

41) When you know what Odin, Gungir, Sleipnir, the Midgard Sormr and Yggdrasil are, but you've never even heard of Frigg, Tyw or Loki.

42) You make a post on a fan forum detailing 1001 ways in which you know you're addicted.

43) when you try mounting an ostrich
44) when you start thinking chickens are a cross between a moogle and a chocobo
45) when you yell "CURE 3!" whenever you apply a bandage to yourself
46) When you stop caring about Aeries.
47) When you get a bumper sticker that says my other car is a Chocobo
48) When you start to think weilding a sword bigger than yourself is reasoable
49) when you dream about it (duh)
50) When you think a full party is you and two(or three/or four) frineds
51) You try saving in real life
52) Instead of calling your dog you summon it
53) You get amnesia
54) You can comprehend how roman numerals I,V, and X work

55) You did something for your girlfriend (significant other), which made her so happy that she jumped and threw her arms around you, and in your mind all you could hear was the Victory Fanfare.

56) When you master all the jobs in "ffV".
57) If you post at eyesonff every week complaining that Aries shouldn't have died.
58) If you have one of these http://www.animerainbow.com/ff7-ufo-cloud.jpg .

58) You try to style your hair like Cloud or Squall or Tidus etc