I met Raistlin

So I was walking across the street and I saw this old person. It wasn't the most pleasant experience, but it's one that I've learned from. Talk about your old person experiences.

There is this old guy that lives somewhere in my neighbourhood. He walks like, really slow. I mean, he's probably the slowest person in the world. And he slows himself down even more, because every time a car passes by, or someone walks past him, he stops and sticks his thumb up to them. I don't know why he does it. I feel sorry for him :(

I think I saw him before. He's such a freak. ;_;

One time I saw an old man fall over into a puddle on a rainy day. Yes, I laughed, and yes, I am going to hell. If anyone has any messages for Satan, pass them on to me.

There's this regular who comes in everyday for a coffee and he likes the small talk. So I small talk back...for like half an hour...and totally waste my break time.

I will be old one day. But lots of people are older than me so they will die sooner. :D It makes me feel good, until I see someone younger.

EDIT: Oh yah. I kind of like old people. They're cool.

I saw one on the streets and they followed me, it was a dark, cold and damp night and yet he followed me as if he had nighvision, you can guess what I did to the old gadgy.

Old people are always cutting me on line. :/

omg long post alert.

Ok, I work in this store right. And I work early, and the only people who are awake early because they're not working or sleeping out a hangover or being in kindergarden or all of the above, are old people. And omg, it's like working with snails. First they don't hear me, then they don't hear me again, then they take out one and one penny out of their tiny little moneybags, and then they lose track on how much money they've counted to and start all over again. They're whiny, they're slow. And then they come up with these jokes that used to be funny when they were young in like, 1842, and I can't get away because I'm behind the register and there's nowhere to run really. Then they stare at you until you smile or laugh. Then they come back the next day and tell it again because they don't recognize you because they're all senile and stuff. Oh, and they smell too.

I hate you all.

I smile at Old people. They are so old and fragile :(

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I hate you all.

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Don't worry Wes, it's just new-fangled teen slang for 'wise and venerable'.

When I see old people I want to have magical powers of returning youth to them. Even if it didn't extend their life, just so their last years could be spent with a healthy, useful body.

"Old people SUCK!" - Blue Lazer

Old people like randomly stopping and talking to me in the streets. 'Oh hello there! *natter natter natter*' And, I'm scared and wanting to go home. ;_;

I just walk away, I only get close to them when I visit my Grandma as she lives in an Old person hospital.