Proto... is that you?

Proto posted thrice today. Wowzers... I think we should do some random celebrating of sorts. I seriously wouldn't have been surprised if he didn't come back to this place for another few months... I mean... the newbie population of EoFF probably doesn't even know this guy. Freakiness.

So, oldbies and oldishbies, by all means - say your thoughts on the heorin of this site, so as to inspire (or more likely, scare) all the newer members. They need to know who started it all, eh?

I <3 my bicycle.

I think we all ought to give Agent Proto our repsect.

Aren't you banned?

This is about Proto, not me!

I'm posting instead of warning because I am irresponsible.

There's heroin on this site?

Very irresponsible.

I'm warning instead of posting because I'm irrisponsible

Very irresponsible indeed, one might say.

One cannot say such things, except that of Proto

Who is this boloki fellow I have never seen a username like it

You can't get more irresponsible than Psychotic.

Agent Proto is tops.

That's what he is. Tops. Agent "Tops" Proto.

Yes, yes it is.

I once saw a black cat, it was pawn'd by that photo of Proto I once saw though, boy tragic memories