This is a sarcastic response thread. The rules are, a user asks a question in relation to Final Fantasy (preferably a stupid one) and another user may respond with a smart alec-y comment.
For example:
User # 1 asks stupidly, "Why did Square make Final Fantasy?"
User # 2 responds sarcastically, "Because there was no more soup left."
Okay so to begin:
Why did Square change Yuna's outfit to something skimpier?
Because then they wouldn't have to pull up her shirt to give her a Pink Belly.
Why are moogles white?
If they'd made moogles colored, the teletubbies would go on rampage.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
How can cactuars throw 1,000 needles and they still have their needles?
Because they have extreme needle-regrowth rate.
Why are the FFVII and FFIX chocobos painted in different colours?
Because they would simply clash if they were the same colour darling.
Why is Rikku annoying?
Because they needed someone to cancel out Tidus. It didn't work.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~
Why does the Black Belt wear baby blue sweat pants.
because he touches himself at night
what is tifa's bra size?
Sexy.
Why is it never night?
Because that would be a financial disaster to the inns.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
How many hours does Cloud need to set up his hair early in the morning?
As many as Lulu needs to apply double sided sticky tape to her dress and breasts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD
Why didnt Garnet get a professional to cut her hair?
because they cost to much =D
why is blitzballl played underwater?
To sufficate players that screw up.
Why does Galuf have to pay to sleep at the inn in his own castle?
I'll do mooglegirl608's one as it was before Snap Jumpers who was answering Sephiroth1999ADs.
Cause playing on land is sooooooooooooooooooo 1000 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglegirl608
Why doesnt Lulu sell her teddies on Ebay?
Because Vidina want to play with it.
Why does Wakka's hair stay perfect?
because hes a witch and his hairs so horrible that the water stays away from it when he plays blitzball.
and just to be nice to snap jumper
Why does Galuf have to pay to sleep at the inn in his own castle?