In the time of chimpanzees

I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

I don't know what it means, but, did you eat bananas?

I ate the unbent banana, but it tasted like crap.

Sounds like a failed attempt at...

The monkey is clearly a loser.

Let's kill it.
But only if it asks us.

what would the monkey ask you?

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Originally Posted by monkey

Could you pass the ketchup, please?

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You can't have a banana without ketchup. I mean, come on.

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

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That you're bananas.

I didn't realise monkeys could speak Spanish.

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

what would the monkey ask you?

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let's ask Jojo

i totally get where you're coming from

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

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Were you nominated for a best Supporting Role Oscar for 2001:A Space Odyssey?

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

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You are the reason for the AIDS epidemic? Prepare to die, scum.

It's the password in the Zanarkand Ruins. You get these clues. key and mon. It's really clever.