Simpsons Quotes

My friends and I can quote The Simpsons back and forth forever. Just for kicks, let's do it here. One of my favourites:

Homer: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane!

Bart: eat my shorts

Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUUUUUUS!!!" XD

Todd Flanders: I'm jealous of girls, because they get to wear dresses.

The whole Jerry Rude sequence

Jerry: we're on the air now, skeletor
Ralph: Dying tickles
Fat Tony: I don't get mad I get stabby

Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.

lol! :D

"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. Awe, don't you just love the Simpsons. :)

Go banana!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Medi

Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.

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Snake: Dude! Did she just say she used to be a dude?

[QUOTE=smittenkitten;1870345]"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. QUOTE]

Back in my primary school, we had a psoster of Ralph saying that in English class...:)

Russian prostitute sitting in Moe's bar in the episode where Moe turns his bar into this modern club, with white rabbits hanging from the ceiling and stuff: "'All this yelling is taking away my horny". :cool:

Let's do it, Homer - let's call room service!

XD Those models were great!

Model: After Chernobyl, my penis... is falling off.

Moe: And "penis" is Russian for...?

Lisa: I had a bad dream...

Homer: Aww. Well you just tell me all about it.

Lisa: Well, I know it sounds foolish, but I dreamt the boogie-man was after me an-

Homer: AHH! BOOGIE-MAN! You nail all the doors and windows shut, I'll get the gun!

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No it's true, You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories :)