"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!"
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!"
Discuss.
A movie that I can watch over and over again and it never stops being funny.
I still laugh when Patches throws the wrench at the kid. Every. Single. Time.
"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But I do it anyway cos it's sterile and i like the taste"
Classic.
'White Goodman. W. H.I.T................................E'
I could watch Dodgeball a million times and never get bored of it.
good movie.
Drunken men harming minors, G.I. Joe references and a Pirate. What's not to like?
Besides the movie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
I dunno, I guess nothing.
The movie was good.
[QUOTE=Kirobaito;2059616]A movie that I can watch over and over again and it never stops being funny.[QUOTE]
Sums my thoughts up nicely.
Yeah. xD "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirobaito
I don't think it was as good as a lot of people made it out to be, but it was decent.
Is it bad that I havent seen it yet? Not once? ;_;
It sounds hilarious though *Reminds himself to pick it up*.
I love this movie to death.
The unhidden Commentary is the best part. Halfway through the movie, they just play the "There's Something about Mary" commentary and leave. By far, the best part.
Yuck, nausea.
if you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
You're as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Nothing beat White Dancing to Milkshakes.
I freaking love this movie. I loved it way more than even I thought I would. I went into a snort-fit when White says "Here at Globo Gym, we understand that 'Ugliness' and 'Fatness' are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it." Ah, so perfectly wrong in the wonderful way.
Great movie. I never stopped laughing at it.
Great Moments and Quotes:
All of the "Skillz That Killz" match
The cheerleading session
The uniform mix-up
When the "Luck of the Irish" Sign fell on Patches
Chuck Norris' cameo
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!" -Patches
"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste." -Patches
"Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team. That way, you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here." -Patches in the video
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!" -Patches
"Because, here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it." -White
"Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness and necrophilia, and it's only your own fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it." -White
Cotton: It appears Average Joe's is forfeiting the final match.
Pepper: That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Cotton: ...It appears that Peter LaFleur has blindfolded himself.
Pepper: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
Peter: Alliteration aside, I think I'll take my chances on the court.
White: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: OK, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
(Pause)
White: Touché.
And, don't forget the infamous...
Referee: And now, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to award...
Official: *whispers in referee's ear*
Referee: ...I'm sorry, we have a bit of a problem here. Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid by rule, your team must be disqualified.
Girl Scout: God damn you, Bernice!
It's a very entertaining comedy. One of Stiller's better movies along with Zoolander.
Only Ben Stiller could of played that role like he did:D
"Who was Steve the Pirate?"
"He was the only guy on our team who dressed like a pirate."