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Worst ever: Grand Theft Auto Vice City
RPG: Final Fantasy X2
First Person Shooter: Blood 2
Fighting: Soul Calibur 2
Action/Adventure: Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Sports: Any racing game except for Sonic R and Mario Kart
MMORPG: Star Wars Galaxies
Adventure: Azurik: Rise of Perathia
Racing: Pole Position
Worst Ever: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
I shall venture an answer.
Worst ever: Battle Arena Toshinden
RPG: Final Fantasy IX
FPS: Halo
Fighting: Mortal Kombat 4
Action/Adventure: Dragon Power
Sports: Any sports game.
MMORPG: Magiknights
FPS - Doom 64
RPG - Gran Historia
Sports - Red card Soccer
Fighting - Bloody Roar 4
Action/Adventure - Renegade
Ever - Revolution X
Some people are just retarded, it seems :oscar: Here's a clue, don't make me beat it into you with my clue-by-four: A game which is playable and has solid controls and graphics and whatnot is not the worst in the genre. This I guarantee.
Worst ever: Hugo
Hugo made me happy in the pants.
You mean Hugo as in Hugo's House of Horrors? And that one where he's in the jungle? I loved those games!
No, I mean the one which was like those Saturday-morning phone-ins on kid's TV where you yelled the direction/action for the character to do and two seconds later he'd do it. This was translated into videogame form, pressing buttons instead of yelling. The entire thing was one big :skull::skull::skull::skull: minigame that was terrible even in the original form, and would have been laughed at in the 70s.Quote:
Originally Posted by vorpal blade
Edit: Hugo the troll. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_%28troll%29
The worst game ever is Guilty Gear X because all you do is fight. I mean c'mon. You fight. And the campaign takes like 20 minutes to beat and all it is is fighting. All of the characters are exactly the same thing. They punch and kick... wtf? That's not fun. And it's all anime crap for wapanese otaku kids. The only useful thing about this game disc was that I could break it in half and use it to cut myself after playing this sad excuse of a game. Score: -5000000 out of 10.
That's the only genre that I care about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erdrick Holmes
So this is the games-that-Joel-thought-were-going-to-be-better-than-a-sex-pizza-but-were-only-simply-awesome-so-now-he's-bitter-about-them thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erdrick Holmes
When's he not bitter?
Worst MMO was D&DO anyway.
He does have a point about SWG being bad, just because it's horribly broken, according to my MMO junky friends.
But I'm about positive there's much worse MMOs than SWG and D&DO; they just don't make you pay a $50 admission fee.
RPG: Evolution, TimeStalkers
Fighting: SNK vs. Capcom Chaos, Rise of the Robots, any Mortal Kombat, Guilty Gear X (so boring)
Sports: NBA Jam Extreme
Action/Adventure: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (GBA), Rise to Honor, Superman 64
Wow, that does sound lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFNo, I mean the one which was like those Saturday-morning phone-ins on kid's TV where you yelled the direction/action for the character to do and two seconds later he'd do it. This was translated into videogame form, pressing buttons instead of yelling. The entire thing was one big :skull::skull::skull::skull: minigame that was terrible even in the original form, and would have been laughed at in the 70s.Quote:
Originally Posted by vorpal blade
Edit: Hugo the troll. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_%28troll%29
Since I always get main-stream stuff, this is going to be pretty hard.
Worst ever: Bad Dudes
RPG: Neopets
First Person Shooter: Chex Quest
Fighting: Mortal Kombat
Action/Adventure: Metroid Prime: Hunters (Well, they expected me to call it an adventure game, even though in that aspect, it sucks.)
Sports: I never played any sports games but one. Can't compare.
MMORPG: Runescape
Racing: Sonic R
Action: Bad Dudes
Puzzle: Mr. Driller: Drill Spirits
No way. The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. That's instant awesomeness right there.Quote:
Worst ever: Bad Dudes
Oh, not gonna deny that SWG sucks nowadays at all. It's the only one he's close to correct about, actually. (Well, never played Sonic R so I can't comment on that. Edit: Never played Blood II either, actually.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
Now allow me to do a Joel:
Worst FPS: Half-Life 2
Worst RPG: Final Fantasy IX
Worst RTS: Total Annihilation
Worst Fighting: Tekken 2
Worst Sports: Pro Evolution Soccer
Worst sRPG: Final Fantasy Tactics
Worst Platformer: Crash Bandicoot
Worst Racing: Gran Turismo
Worst Action-Adventure: Tomb Raider
I just gained so much respect for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
NBA Live 07 has to be one of the worst sports' game I've ever played. And I played sports' games on the SNES.
Worst ever: Rise of the Robots
RPG: Unlimited Saga
First Person Shooter: Ecks Vs Sever
Fighting: Rise of the Robots
Action/Adventure: Devil May Cry 2
Platformer: Donkey Kong 64
Sports: Pro Evolution Soccer 5
Racing: Gran Turismo series
As awesome as it would be if Bush was captured by Ninjas, the fact that you have to save him makes the game suck even more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Worst MMORPG: Tibia
RPG: Final Fantasy 2.
Shooter: Killzone: Liberation (even after giving it some leeway for being on PSP)
Driving: Mario Kart (SNES)
Platformer: McKids
Incorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruise Control
I make a point of generally not playing games I know are rubbish by word of mouth, but here goes.
Worst RPG : Dragon Quest 1. Seriously, it's slow, boring, and tedious to the extreme
Worst Action : Grand Theft Auto All Of 'Em
Worst PS2 Title I've Ever Played Bar None : Metal Gear Solid 2
Worst Emulated Game I've Ever Played : Back To The Future 3
Worst ever: Azure Dreams
RPG: Azure Dreams
Fighting: Soul Blade
Action/Adventure: Gobliins
Sports: Sydney 2000
Finally, another sane personQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
That was sarcasm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erdrick HolmesFinally, another sane personQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
You die today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scruator
I feel fine happily enough. My reason for that was RARE just screwed it up and was nowhere near fun enough to the likes of Banjo Kazooie and was a huge disappointment going with what they created beforehand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma
More pointless tasks to do/things to collect does not mean more fun.
Well unlike Joel, I'm not going to make a list that amounts to seeing how many poular games I can say are crap in one post for the purpose of creating some controversy :eek: .
Worst FPS: Rainbow Six (N64)
Worst RPG: Quest 64 (the worst I can think of right now)
Worst RTS: Star Wars:Empire at War
Worst Fighting: Ehrgeiz
Worst Sports: I'm going to say any fishing game, but only because fishing bores me and I don't play nearly enough sports games to be specific.
Worst Platformer: Donkey Kong 64
Worst Racing: That Mega Man racing game that appears in the Mega Man X collection.
Fixxxed just to make the fanboys cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
And for the record, the games I listed actually are steaming piles, no matter how badly you like them doesn't change the fact that they suck. I've played video games for about twenty years, I've been around the block long enough to tell when a game is bad or not. No amount of story telling or fanboy bull:skull::skull::skull::skull: can make a game good.
HOLMES YOU FOOL!!!!!
but seriously.... this kinduh thing never gets peopel anywhere....
JUS GO HOME PEOPLE!!!!
JUS GO THE FUNK HOME!!!!!
Hm.
Worst Fighter: Mortal Kombat Advance (A shoulder button to run? How about no.)
Worst Racing: Tourist Trophy (Too bloody realistic and unforgiving. I can't imagine that racing a real motorcycle would be any less hard.)
:eep:
Worst ever: Unlimited SaGa
RPG: Unlimited SaGa
First Person Shooter: I dunno. I think they're all pretty mediocre.
Fighting: The Street Fighter series (waits for the barrage of flames)
Action/Adventure/Platformer: The Jak and Daxter series
Sports: ALL sports games suck. However, I can tolerate racing games.
MMORPG: Tibia
Oh it's on nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Joel, your cries for attention are just boring now. They're not amusing, and they're far too obvious to actually create any kind of dramah. Just give it up, you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Erdrick HolmesFixxxed just to make the fanboys cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
And for the record, the games I listed actually are steaming piles, no matter how badly you like them doesn't change the fact that they suck. I've played video games for about twenty years, I've been around the block long enough to tell when a game is bad or not. No amount of story telling or fanboy bull:skull::skull::skull::skull: can make a game good.
Worstest: Fighting Force (PSOne)
RPG: Digimon World 2
FPS: The AeroSmith Game
Fighting: Naruto: Ninja Counsel
Worst Sports: Madden 19XX/20XX
Worst Racing: Need For Speed
worst ever: Simpsons wrestling, that really sucked
Worst Game Ever - Happy Feet DS
Worst RPG - FF10-2
Worst FPS - Turok Evolution
Worst Sports - *Any* baseball game
Worst Racing - F-Zero
Worst Action/Adventure - a LOT of people are going disagree, but Prince of Persia The Sands of Time.
Good gods yes...and here I thought I only hated it due to my D&D fanboyism.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Old thread, Realm25. Do not resuscitate.