A random thought came to mind just now.
Why is cooking meat so masculine?
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A random thought came to mind just now.
Why is cooking meat so masculine?
Because of the history of said meat. And the blood.
Men are historically the hunters in society.
Because we men have extra meat lol nah because men are more common on earth...i think..
I had dirty thoughts reading the title of this thread...
Meat cooking is manly as women lack the portion of the brain that controls meat cooking and ration.
Because only men cook meat of course.
What Shlup said. Plus, if you want to take a Freudian viewpoint, meat is inherently phallic, and therefore it the nature of a masculine being to desire to control it. This connection has been touched on in a number of works of literature (A Streetcar Named Desire is the only one I can think of offhand, although I know that there are others--can anyone help me out here?).
Yes men cook meat... you don't see a nice looking girl with classy clothes on cooking a barbecue!
The grill is man's altar.
and the toilet his throne!
Guys like grills. They get to put them together, use them outside, play with fire... It's a big toy. In order to maximize the fun attained with the toy, the man cooks!
My experience is that women aren't much into these kinds of toys. Some are, but the grill is almost ALWAYS a man's toy. Maybe some girls like racing, building cars, fishing, camping etc. But far fewer girls reach the same orgasmic joy as a man does when a grill comes into their lives.
So the guy grills that steak up and has a ball, like a child.
The woman is happy that she doesn't havbe to cook dinner for once.
Oh, and all that history crap too. I use my grill because tribal men were warriors who hunted animals. Yep.
This is the most sexist thread that I have ever read.
Man meat. :rolleyes2
I resent that. :kaoangry:Quote:
Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV ^_^
But you're a french man!
http://www.eyesonff.com/members/albu...8531/kiki1.jpg
A handsome one at that! :aimsun:
I am suddenly very reminded of Snidely Whiplash.
Tofu > meat.
Grills suck.
Apparantly, I'm not very manly.
Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
Women lack the knowledge to cook meat properly.
Girls only live longer because their too busy with their nails... but guys die quicker because we cook on the barbecue which means we could get burnt...Quote:
Originally Posted by XavenTofu > meat.
Grills suck.
Apparantly, I'm not very manly.
Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
That's not the case in my home. I cook the meat all the time. :(
And the inevitable cataclysmic explosion...Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-Girls only live longer because their too busy with their nails... but guys die quicker because we cook on the barbecue which means we could get burnt...Quote:
Originally Posted by XavenTofu > meat.
Grills suck.
Apparantly, I'm not very manly.
Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
Martyr speaks the utmost truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
Fire+Food+Achievement of creating steak/burgers/fish/etc... = Manliness
Girls are stupid
It is?
... I didn't know that, but maybe it has something to do with the fact that there's something barbaric about it in a sense..? :eep:
Because only men can effectively use innuendo jokes about their 'meat'.
It's not?
Tearing it apart, raw, with your teeth and bare hands, is manly.
Nancying around a stove is not.
Real men cook with fire and whole animals :mad2:
I thought you were talking about penis.
Is cooking meat masculine?
So did I. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Surprise surprise :hat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Reno is my manSo did I. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Really? I didn't. It was probably because the word, 'cooking' was in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Men cook meat, because men were the warriors and hunters in ancient time. Not just because they were physically stronger then, but because they were expendable. You only need one man to help a group of women reproduce. Its not inherently manly, just expected...If we don't cook meat, we die.
It's all because of cattle, because they look like most men.
I've done it. And I'll do it again!Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
You can't be serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
What am I doing to my nails that makes me so busy?Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
I'll write a little story.
Adam made it very clear for Eve that she always has to be in the kicthen and cook his food. As the time passed, Adam realized that there's a lot more to be done in the house and he didn't want to take care of their babies either. But Eve was always in the kitchen how could she possibly do so many things simultaneously? So Adam was willing to make a compromise: Eve is only and only to leave the kitchen when she needs to go cleaning, pleasing his husband, taking care of the babies and other woman-things. To get time from her cooking duties, Adam promised he will cook everything that is made of meat. And also because Eve made awful meatfood... probably because she was woman and stuff.
Who needs a stove and a grill when you can cook it in your fireplace?
I like mine nice black and crispy. :D
And why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonYou can't be serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
The smell of meat dripping off a man must drive women cray-zee :drool:
Girls don't exist on the internet, why are you mad?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker