"Ultimate magics"...

I was wondering how a Final Fantasy game like this would end up:
it's somewhat similar to a part of the plot in FF2 - the game is a lot about extremely powerful magics, magics that have been sealed because of their extreme potential, which of course means they're protected.

The thing about these spells is that they put killers like Ultima and Life2 to shame - these "ultimate magics" are even stronger, and are in a class of their own.

I don't know if the player should be able to use them, because they are overkill, but it's a pretty funny idea nonetheless.
Anyway, here are a few examples:

Ragnarok - MP: 180
this is basically a super-powered Ultima; it deals a guaranteed 9999 DMG on all enemies, multiple times - the repeats depend on the casters Magic stat (Magic/10 rounded down = amount of hits)

Doomsday - MP: 150
this magic heals all allies by 9999 HP and hurts all enemies for 9999 DMG

Healing Spirit - MP: 220
heals all allies by 9999 HP and casts Life2, Esuna and Regen on all party members

Great Guard - MP: 210
casts Protect, Shell, Haste, Reflect and Float on all party members

Start inventing your own ultimate magics! :D

Man, Final Fantasy has such whimpy spell names. Wizardry is where it is at. And descriptions!

Name: Tiltowait
Effect: KA-BLAM!! (The effect of this spell is somewhat like the detonation of a small tactical nuclear weapon. The party is protected from its effects. Unfortunately for the monsters, they are not. The spell causes 10-100 hit points of damage to all monsters.)

[10-100 damage is a lot for a spell in Wizardry.]

Disable:

MP cost. compared to magic costs on FF7 i'd say 200MP.

silence, vitality 0, blind, slow and mini on all enemies and drains all Mp. reduces HP to 1. completely unblockable against normal enemies. bosses can resist some effects.

it basically puts the enemies at your mercy. they have no defence. no way of attacking for more than 1 damage and will most likely miss.

ultra-buff:

heals all allies by 9999 HP and casts Life2, Esuna and Regen casts Protect, Shell, Haste, Reflect and Float on all party members and auto life. all attacks and healing, heal 9999 or inflict 9999 points for the rest of the battle and limit breaks, overdrives and all forms of special attacks are full. you get a 50% stat boost for everything.

i think that seems as this completely sets you up for any battle it depleted the casters MP for the rest of the battle and s/he can only cast it if MP is on 999.

Your Mom: Every move is countered with an awful comeback and extreme damage resulting from the enemies loss of ego. For instance if the enemy uses "attack". The hit character would do "Your Mom attacks" the enemy might either run away in shame or have a massive loss of mag power and defenses

Summon all: Summons every summon plus some other ones and completely obliterates the foe.

Holtiare: Casts Holy, Ultima and Flare on the enemy most likely killing them or seriously wounding them.

Cripple: cripples the enemy making them unable to attack or run away.

The End - 80% of Max MP
A spell so totally awesome that it cracks the Disc that the game is played on, but it kills everything. Even all the phases of the Final Boss.

God - 777 MP
Summons God to Judge the enemy.
WARNING: May kill you if you killed a lot of those bunnies at the begining of the game.

Ecchi - 69 MP
All encomposing spell thay has different effects depending on sex of character.
Male: Get's nosebleed and loses 60% HP, but gains Invinciblity for a set amount of turns.
Female: Punches or kicks caster into Orbit. Gains Super Human Strength rest of fight.

Devil
MP- 666
Renders all HP and MP (including those of the bosses) to 1.

Judgement-
MP- 500
A man in armor fashioned after a lion flies into the air, aims his lion-head shield at the ground, charges and lets loose a powerful meam of energy that effectively blows up the world. See the summon "Judgement" from Golden Sun.
Does massive nonelemental damage to enemies.

Black Hole-
MP- 150
A large black hole appears over the battle and sucks up any enemy or ally with a "light" attribute. Said character is then removed from battle.

Spells Suck!
Drains All MP
Every character is equipped with the most powerful sword in the game, most likely Xcalibur or Masmune.

Martyr
MP: 0
Caster Dies, and all allies stats are double the maximum for that battle.

Glitch
Screen goes jerky and the sound goes B-BZZ-BSSSZZZZT and then you win

Spell Name: Oh Snap!
MP: 123
Effect: If an enemy attacks the spellcaster after this spell has been cast, the enemy party will be inflicted with Berserk and Confuse, along with Poison and Haste. But if the foe's HP is evenly divisible by 1337, all of the party members have Auto-Life casted on them, but then Death is cast on them, then they come back to life, only to have Death cast on them again within the span of 3-5 turns.

Spell Name: Ultima Roulette!
MP: 3/4 of each party member's MP
Effect: After this spell is cast, the enemy and player parties are the stars of an 8-minute battle cutscene, filled with flashing lights, large glowy glyphs, and all that juicy stuff. The parties are then standing on the edges of a huge roulette table, floating in space. A roulette ball-thingy is then thrown into the middle of the roulette table, and can land on one of 12 effects, The effects are:

1) Debilatating Slash of the Northstar Firelight-All enemies' HP and MP is reduced by 7/8

2) Kanker Sore-All enemies now have large kanker sores in their mouth that they keep poking at with their tongue until they die from frustration.

3) Newb Cake-All of the player's party members accidentally cast Confuse and Berserk on themselves.

4) Primordial Beam-All of the enemies are thrust into the fetal position and can't act for the rest of the battle.

5) Scylla and Charybdis-The enemy party will be instantly defeated (including bosses), but the player has to make a decision. They have to:

A.) Restart the game.

B.) Resume the game with zero gil, no items, no weapons and armors, and have to reaccumulate them all over again.

or C.) Play through an entire game of FFX-2.

6) Mathematic Intuition-If the player can correctly name the last 100 digits of pi, then all enemies will die every time they face any enemy in the entire game.

7) OH NOSE!-A virus is spread into the player's gaming console, and if they can't beat the game within 8 hours, their game console will self-destruct.

8) Fanboy Heaven-Aeris is REVIVED and stays in the party for the rest of the game, in fact, she can't be switched out of the party, or controlled by the player. The only thing she does is cast Cure on random party members, toss Hi-Potions at anything on the battlefield, hit things with her stick for 9-28 damage, and is ultra succeptible to Confuse. She can only be killed if the player obtains the Masamune sword and kill her with it.

9) Devil's Nexus-A portal to the infernal bowels of Hell is opened up through the game disc and the player must sell their soul to the Devil; in exchange for FFX-2's Perfect Ending.

10) Don't Eat the Yellow Snow!-The entire party is forced to use Blizzaga spells for the rest of the battle, no matter what.

11) Purgatory-The player has to spend 48 hours handcuffed to Deathknight.

12) lol liek, i beet the hole gaem!!!11!!!!!1-The player beats the game automatically. And whenever they turn on the game, they are immediately thrust into the final boss battle. It goes on like that until the gamer gets so bored and annoyed, they destroy the disc and is forced to buy a new one.


Yeah, my spells are pretty much the ultimate sexxorz.

Ultipur: Deals damage between 0 and 10 to the enemy. Mp cost: 99 MP. Magic version of Excalipur. Ultimate magical suckiness.

Self-Help-Booklet: Your characters are sucked into a self-help booklet, becoming chapters of it. Next turn your characters all say some stupid self-help booklet stuff, annoying the enemy so much he kills himself. Use it on Kefka for an extra pwning spell animation.

PWNAGE: Ultimate pwnage damage kicks the enemies' behinds for damage 1000 times exceeding the damage limit. Sucks up all your MP and you need Max MP for it.

ULTIMATE MAGIC
MP: ULTIMATE USAGE
EFFECT:ULTIMATE PWNAGE

My Ultimate Roulette! spell still pwns all of the other spells in this thread.

ultimat reflekt
Reflects any and all spells, even the ones posted in this thread and the ones that will be posted, therefore leading to major ironic pwnage!!

[evaile=B.mage]-[/evaile]

IM MA CHARGING MAH LAZER
-Charge a laser that does nothing.

IM MA SHOOTING MAH LAZER
-Shoot the charged laser.

My hoof and your ass have an appointment
-Make an appointment with an enemy's ass. Then, purchase a cow hoof, strap it to your leg, locate your enemy and shove it up his ass.

Pygmy-up Bouquet
-Chop off enemies' heads and cook it.

Advent Tentacle
-Rape all female enemy and player available.

BAN
-You can't post anymore.

HATE
-Corrupts everything in the vincinity to the LAND OF HATRED.

Omnibreaker
-Break every spell that is or will be mentioned in this thread or in existence, leading to ironic pwnaging with Ultimat Reflekt.

End of the World spell
-Press Ctrl, Alt, Delete.

FLIP
MP: 10.

Exchanges strength stat with magic stat. And the average of the speed and evade stats with the defence stat.

MOCKERY
MP: 15
Rearranges the body parts of all enemys into comical shapes, increasing luck for the party, and decreasing it for the enemy.

TOILET
MP: 100
The enemy is forced to leave for some time (3 - 15 mins).
Not effective against all enemies.

REINCARNATION
MP: 500
A dead party member is raised from the dead, and turned into a demi-God with max stats and the ability to peform every single move listed so far.

Monty python gamble.

MP cost: 100MP.

one of ten scenes similar to monty python and the holy grail or life of brian happens and can have these outcomes.

Alien Abduction: next time your party is about to be wiped out, an alien spaceship with completely unconvincing aliens on will save you and take you on a low budget space trip with lasers and drop you off in front of the enemy. if the enemy is capable of speech he will say "you lucky bastards!" and will be inflicted with the "pissed of" and "WTF" status effect.

The brian side of life: everything on the field will be crucified and sing "always look on the bright side of life" its strange and results in a game over but it'll make you feel warm and fuzzy inside

Whats the point?!: 12 men with swords come up to the enemies and commit suicide at them. inflicts confuse to all enemies and has a 50% chance to confuse your characters.

Hes a very naughty boy!: Brians mother will drag an enemy out of the battle and It will return with the "humiliated" status effect. The other enemies will be too embarrassed to hang around with the "humiliated" enemy and will leave him at your mercy.

My name is...Tim?: Tim the enchanter will either put on a ridiculous display of power that sets everything on fire and reduces everything HP by 9998 or will bore the enemies to death by telling them his many names. "some call me. small bunny with a hat although im not sure why. i also go by the name... valgomor... but many call me gerald the err smick." WTH?

Rabbit: anyone who the rabbit sees is attacked visciously and will bleed with even more blood than it actually has. it wont attack your party if you have a holy hand grenade.

Morphify: If there are 3 enemies on the field, they will merge into a three headed creature that cant agree with its other heads. you instantly win the battle.

Nee!: if the enemies aren't eath elementals or dont have any shrubberys. they instantly fall to the ground screaming in mental pain.

if the enemies has a shrubbery the knights of Nee will change their annoying word to something else and will turn on you, and wont shut up until you give them a shrubbery. if you dont have a shrubbery the battle will end and you will have to restart as every time you try to do anything. countless "Nees!" will fill the screen and you will have to press X 100 times to get rid of them all. everytime you take a step. another 100 nee's appear.

Biggus Dikkus: all of your characters names are permanently changed to Biggus Dikkus and the game is saved after this spell so you cant change it back. everyone you talk to and all the enemies you fight will go into giggling fits and you wont be able to progress as no one will take you seriously.

The "Awesome" ending: The game ends and everyone is arrested for carrying dagerous weaponry and all the other thing that would be against the law. and the backgrounds of the scenes turn into cardboard and fall over comically.

Dude-go-boom
Cost: 0 MP, all HP
Caster runs to the center of the battle field, commits Harikiri, and explodes...Taking your enemies with you. Works even on bosses AND Final Bosses!

Coming soon to a Black Mage Coffee Joint near you! ;D